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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 08:51 PM

Praise Lord for his vengance, Lets hope his next act will be the American South.
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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 09:17 PM

God does work in mysterious but wonderful ways. That nigra infested island has been partially cleansed.

If only the catlick french had not imported them in the first place.




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Praise Lord for his vengance, Lets hope his next act will be the American South.
What is wrong with Brazil? It is far away and their military is a joke, like one rusty tank, a .22 and a canoe.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 09:43 PM

This just keeps getting better!

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Haiti Archbishop Killed in Quake as Churches, Cathedral Reduced to Rubble

Msgr. Joseph Serge Miot, the archbishop of Port-au-Prince, was killed in the devastating earthquakes that rocked the Haitian capital Tuesday, Church sources said.

The archbishop of Port-au-Prince was killed in the devastating earthquake that has demolished the Haitian capital and taken untold lives since striking Tuesday, according to a dispatch from the Vatican.

The body of Msgr. Joseph Serge Miot, 65, was found under the rubble of the archdiocese, and may be one of only hundreds of victims trapped in the ruins of Church buildings on the island.

The apostolic nuncio in Haiti, Msgr. Bernardito Auza, said that the cathedral and all the major churches and seminaries in Port-au-Prince were leveled by the most powerful temblor to strike the island in two centuries. Hundreds of seminarians and priests were trapped in the rubble, he told Vatican Radio.

A priest at the French headquarters of Archbishop Miot's order, the Missionaries of St. Jacques, cofirmed to Fox News what he called the "sad and terrible news" of the Haitian archbishop's death. He had no further details of the status of clergy working in Haiti.
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Exactly what we have been praying for. Insha'Allah America, the Great Satan will be next.

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This will never happen in TRUE American. Maybe in some sinful state like California, but there are only homosexuals and illegal immigrants in that state. God will deal with them in His time.

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This will never happen in TRUE American. Maybe in some sinful state like California, but there are only homosexuals and illegal immigrants in that state.
So true, Brother. And, if California keeps goign the way it is going (banning gay marriage and leading the country executions) who knows? Maybe the way of God will spread all over the US and protect us all!


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So true, Brother. And, if California keeps goign the way it is going (banning gay marriage and leading the country executions) who knows? Maybe the way of God will spread all over the US and protect us all!
One of the greatest Blessings I have heard of recently is California banning gay marriage and Mexico legalizing it. There has been a flood of illegal aliens but now that river is about to flow the other way.

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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 11:28 PM

Pat Robertson knows The Truth.

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Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." True story. And so, the devil said, "OK, it's a deal."

And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 11:44 PM

Praise, Rev Rodimer, I was just coming here to post that exact story! Listen to the wisdom of Robertson's words and hear the Holy Spirit speak through him:


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Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered. As most of you know, my company got a bum rap for selling melamine-tainted milk. I say "bum rap" because I swear to this day that melamine is actually an important nutritional food supplement widely used to make counter tops, fabrics, glue, housewares and flame retardants. Nevertheless, many countries unfairly banned our Chinese-made milk powder products. As a result, we've got literally tons of this stuff stockpiled in warehouses in China, and we haven't been able to sell it. This represents a huge loss for us.

And now The Lord, bless him, sends us a disaster in Haiti. This is just what we've been waiting for. Using our carefully crafted political connections, we won the no-bid contract to supply the Haitians with disaster relief. And guess what food stuffs we will be sending them? That's right, pure nutritious milk powder! Plus some mouth-watering nourishing melamine-tainted dog food that's been sitting in the warehouse since 2007.



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Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered. As most of you know, my company got a bum rap for selling melamine-tainted milk. I say "bum rap" because I swear to this day that melamine is actually an important nutritional food supplement widely used to make counter tops, fabrics, glue, housewares and flame retardants. Nevertheless, many countries unfairly banned our Chinese-made milk powder products. As a result, we've got literally tons of this stuff stockpiled in warehouses in China, and we haven't been able to sell it. This represents a huge loss for us.

And now The Lord, bless him, sends us a disaster in Haiti. This is just what we've been waiting for. Using our carefully crafted political connections, we won the no-bid contract to supply the Haitians with disaster relief. And guess what food stuffs we will be sending them? That's right, pure nutritious milk powder! Plus some mouth-watering nourishing melamine-tainted dog food that's been sitting in the warehouse since 2007.
Excellent news, Fred. Congratulations. How's that proposal coming for the RFP concerned with harvesting the perfectly good kidneys and such from the tragic, recent victims of the disaster? It's my understanding that the Haitians themselves are getting impatient for the air-freighting to Europe and North America to begin.


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-14-2010, 01:01 AM

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Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered. As most of you know, my company got a bum rap for selling melamine-tainted milk. I say "bum rap" because I swear to this day that melamine is actually an important nutritional food supplement widely used to make counter tops, fabrics, glue, housewares and flame retardants. Nevertheless, many countries unfairly banned our Chinese-made milk powder products. As a result, we've got literally tons of this stuff stockpiled in warehouses in China, and we haven't been able to sell it. This represents a huge loss for us.

And now The Lord, bless him, sends us a disaster in Haiti. This is just what we've been waiting for. Using our carefully crafted political connections, we won the no-bid contract to supply the Haitians with disaster relief. And guess what food stuffs we will be sending them? That's right, pure nutritious milk powder! Plus some mouth-watering nourishing melamine-tainted dog food that's been sitting in the warehouse since 2007.



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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-14-2010, 01:06 AM

That would be a very tasteless subject to joke about. I'm sure Fred isn't the kind of nasty man who'd say something like that for a joke.


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-14-2010, 01:06 AM

As I watched Pat Robertson today I was feeling sinfully tingly. I actually put on my old knee length cheerleader uniform.
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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-14-2010, 01:11 AM

I'm just curious... why do you hate black people? Aren't there alot of black Christians?


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-14-2010, 01:14 AM

And why am I automatically unsaved trash?


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-14-2010, 01:24 AM

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And why am I automatically unsaved trash?
Jesus Himself hopes you'll prove your're not, but until then, perhaps the concept of "original sin" will ring a bell of recognition with you. Now, how do you feel about the Lord's glorious movement in Haiti?


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-14-2010, 01:28 AM

I think that it is sad. Those people don't have very much, and now they have even less. It's always sad when people die through no fault of their own.


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-14-2010, 01:31 AM

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I think that it is sad. Those people don't have very much, and now they have even less. It's always sad when people die through no fault of their own.
Surely you're not suggesting that Jesus made a mistake in exercising his wrath against the demon-worshiping, personal hygiene avoidant Haitians, are you?


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