Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Landover Today! > The Freehold Truth and Light Baptist newspaper
Reload this Page 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival!
The Freehold Truth and Light Baptist newspaper Featured editorials, letters to the GODLY Pastors of Landover, local news, advise columns.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,520
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Smile 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 08-20-2010, 02:20 PM

The FFFFFF has finally returned! Now with theme days!


Freedom Commando Night: Friday, Sept 3rd:


Freedom Commando day opens with an IMAX, THX Megavolume™ medley of Ronald Reagan's best freedom commando speeches. Your eardrums will quiver and your seats will rattle as The Gipper urges brave Afgans to keep fighting for their religion against foreign occupiers and their social engineering schemes.

Go commando with prizes for the best freedom commando costume!




Rambo 3

Sound effects will be enhanced by the Freehold Gun club.

Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead

The real thing this time (not a TV rerun filmed on a cellphone).

Trent Harvey's The Sodafountainhead

Ayn Rand's classic, updated for a new generation. Instead of an architect who is oppressed by customers who want their buildings to have windows, it's about a burger-flipper whose freedom is crushed by customers who complain about getting meatball sundaes when they asked for fries.
Creators will not "subdue their genius for the tastes of the masses" he says, because giving customers what they want is "selfess joyless servitude". "The creator stands on his own judgement!" Who runs this restaurant, the individual or the "customers" aka the mob in the street?

Birth of a Nation + Gone with the Wind

Historical accuracy endorsed by George Hutchins.

Red Dawn

Though derided by liberals as being "unrealistic" this movie was actually based on real-life operations by the freedom fighters of Afganistan (this is why it's set in Colorado, rather than Alaska: the mountains and deserts of Colorado are the closest American equivalent of Afganistan.)

The night will end with a special question and answer session with actual veterans of Afganistan's holy war against godless communism.


Kidz Day! Saturday Sept 4th:


Chex Quest: The movie of the novelization of the videogame of the breakfast cereal

Sorry, no free samples.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 version) With no sex or swearing, this is the perfect way for children to learn that traspassing will be punished by God.

God's Cartoonist: The Comic Crusade of Jack Chick

The Passion of The Christ




Special super-extended directors cut, includes over 100 minutes of never-before seen torture and mutilation scenes!

Why Do Boys Have Nipples? 101 intelligent design questions answered.

Don't worry, no nipples are shown in the film. Now with deleted scenes, including "who intelligently designed God?"

Mel Gibson's Apocalypto

Pure Mel Gibson at his face-ripping, chomped-testicle-barfing, triple-heart-still-beating-in-handing, point-of-view shot of heads thumping down ziggurating, "I'll peel your skin and you'll watch me wear it", jalepino-pepper to the privates best!

A Cigarette's Tale

Coughy the Camel, Skinny Sally, and Koolie, the Kool smoking penguin. Considered by many to be superior to the later and more successful Vegitales franchise.

Ted Nugent's Metalstorm™ in Madagascar!

Watch acclaimed naturalist Ted Negent discover rare and unknown species, before shredding them with the latest high-tech firearms. The T.O.W. Missile VS Cheetah segment is worth the price of admission alone.

Bikini Babes with Bazookas volume 12

Considered by many to be the best yet of the series. After party at LBC University shooting range with a secret special guest. (Gold tithers and below not invited)


CRUSADE NIGHT! Saturday Sept 4th:


Talibanosaurus Rex (pending, currently unreleased)


The Conqueror

A Howard Hughes-funded box-office blockbuster featuring John Wayne at his best, playing Genghis Khan. All the actors have an especially healthy glow due to the filming being downwind from an atomic testing range in Nevada.

Little Omar: Finding Freedom

The dramatized life of an Iraq real child who is learns to enjoy the blessings of freedom thanks to the American liberation of Iraq. The movies climax is Omar being baptized a Christian by Mother Teresa (played by Anne Coulter) heading up the heroic missionaries converting Iraq to Christianity

The Green Berets

This heart-poundingly realistic, and completely origional film includes such memorable characters as an Irishman named Muldoon, a doubting journalist, a Negro, a little refugee kid with a pet dog, and even a hard-bitten veteran.

Inchon

Financed and produced by our good friends at the Unification Church, with none other than Sun Myung Moon being a Special Advisor to the film.


Liberalism Day (in the name of Fairness and Balance). Sunday Sept 5th:


An Atheist's Tale

Follows the day in the life of a secularist as he puts time in at abortion clinic, fakes fossiles and cashes his welfare check.

Left Behind: The Movie

Obviously this film speaks for itself. As this event is expected to be sold out, please do not plan to attend if you have already watched Left Behind more than 10 times in the past year.

Michael Moore Hates America

Please, no shooting the screen.

Apocalypse

This film introduces us to Helen Hannah, a news reporter for WNN, World News Network. Her boyfriend and fellow anchor, Bronson Pearl is in the middle east covering the Battle of Armageddon. While Bronson is there, the rapture occurs and the whole world is thrown into chaos. Both Helen and Bronson search for answers.

Helen sadly finds that her grandma was taken to be with Jesus. But she had left a key for Helen, using which she opens a box that has tapes of Dr. Jack and Rexella Van Impe's television show. The tapes are about the end times. Hilarity ensues.

Satan Hunter’s: The Wicker Meanace

Due to a crises of faith of the daughter, a Christian family’s protection covering lapses. A wicker coven then attacks the family one night, hunting down, torturing and killing the family members one by one. Finally the daughter is forced to confront the coven's high priestess and chose between killing for Christ or a life time of depravity and cannibalism as a slave girl of Satan.


Comedy Night: Sunday Sept 5th


Bicycle bloopers Vol 3

The most hilarious bike VS truck encounters ever caught on tape. Live sound effects from Rubuko the Clown.

SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2

Widely regarded as among the funniest movies of all time.

Gimme Shelter

Jeb Thurmond's special abridged version. The music has been replaced with Christian rock, and all scenes not involving hippies getting beaten up have been removed. Laugh at the zany sound effects, and groove to the toe-tappin' rock n' rapture soundtrack.

Idiocracy

(Men only).


Documentary morning: Monday Sept 6th


The Clonus Horror

Discover the truth behind "cloning" and similar crimes against God being committed by science.

Borat

A typical documentary about the glory of America with a twist: it is actually a foreign film. Viewer discretion advised, contains foreigner antics, not for the weak of stomach. No admittance to those under 21 or of the female gender.

OG: Olive Garden, The Movie

Jack (played by Lenardo de Cappio), a young all American kid is hired to be an OG manager. Mr Harris (played by Gene Hackman), a tough but fair OG VP puts the Jack threw the paces to see if he has the moves to run a OG restaurant and maintain the commitment to quality that OG stands for. The going is tough for Jack but with the love his girlfriend he pulls threw Harris’ grueling training regime. Finally it is the big time for Jack, he gets his own restaurant and gets to live the American Dream®, Olive Garden Style.

Battlefield Earth

Not recommended. We are legally obligated to show this film as part of the out-of-court settlement for Church of Scientology VS Americhrist Industries 2001.


Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!

Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 08-20-2010 at 09:22 PM.
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
H. Montague Worthington's Avatar
H. Montague Worthington H. Montague Worthington is offline
True Christian™ Entrepreneur
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years Saved 10 Years Christian Love True Christian™ Platinum Tither Real American™ Ribfest '05 True Heterosexual™ Long service medal, 1st class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once TC Bravery Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Anti-sodomy

 
Posts: 2,693
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Leviticus Landing Gated Community, Freehold IA
H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 08-20-2010, 03:30 PM

Delores and I are eager to see the Olive Garden movie to see if all the hype is warranted. I believe this is the first time the film has been shown outside of selected theaters in New York City and Los Angeles (it came in third for the audience prize at the Tribeca Film Festival). So this will be the Midwest Premiere, won't it?

Seriously, Jeb, great job with this year's Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival. I think this will be the best Fx6 ever!
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 08-20-2010, 04:02 PM

I myself am looking forward to Apocalypto. Those scenes of those heathen heads bouncing down the pyramid. Oh I never laughed so hard. Mel Gibson certainly knows how to make a comedy.

Having the Spanish come in and kill those ignorant savages with fire is probably the best thing that ever happened to them. Too funny.



Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
HTannor's Avatar
HTannor HTannor is offline
America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
True Christian™

True Christian™ Tin Tither Real American™ Christian Love Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Punched the most queers Teabag Patriot One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Pro-Life Porn Resistant TC Bravery True Christian Hotrodder Eats the Most Pork True Republican Proud Niglet Sponsorer

 
Posts: 2,611
Join Date: Jun 2009
HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 08-23-2010, 12:21 PM

I'm really looking forward to this one:

Quote:
Little Omar: Finding Freedom

The dramatized life of an Iraq real child who is learns to enjoy the blessings of freedom thanks to the American liberation of Iraq. The movies climax is Omar being baptized a Christian by Mother Teresa (played by Anne Coulter) heading up the heroic missionaries converting Iraq to Christianity
I'm not so much interested in the little towel head. My total attention will be paid to Anne Coulter. I just get curiously aroused every time I see her.


The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,520
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 08-25-2010, 02:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
Freedom Commando day opens with an IMAX, THX Megavolume™ medley of Ronald Reagan's best freedom commando speeches. Your eardrums will quiver and your seats will rattle as The Gipper urges brave Afgans to keep fighting for their religion against foreign occupiers and their social engineering schemes.
Here's a teaser:



Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Jo Freddie's Avatar
Jo Freddie Jo Freddie is offline
Unsaved trash
Hateful God mocking pirate
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Nutjob Meatball Worshiper How dumb can you get? Pot Head

 
Posts: 6,336
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 09-05-2010, 09:54 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post



This one is SO much better
Name:  the passion.jpg
Views: 200
Size:  29.6 KB


Posted via Pasta

True Pastafarian™

May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!

Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
Lisa H's Avatar
Lisa H Lisa H is offline
Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Heterosexual™ Real American™ One Year/1000 posts A for Effort True Christian™ Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Ex-Gay Home Schooled True Christian Lady Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth

 
Posts: 5,070
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Walking on the Lord's path
Lisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 09-05-2010, 11:24 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
This one is SO much better
Attachment 13533
This must be some kind of spaghetti comedy, like those old spaghetti westerns


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,520
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 09-20-2010, 11:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
This one is SO much better
Attachment 13533
Cooking shows are now on the silver screen? But how can women cook along with the show if they aren't in a kitchen?

(I try to keep up with things, but things insist on being so darn CONFUSING!)


Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Trent Harvey, Jr.'s Avatar
Trent Harvey, Jr. Trent Harvey, Jr. is offline
Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
True Christian™

True Christian™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Parking Lot Tither Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Porn Resistant Eats the Most Pork True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 714
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Somebody's couch
Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Trent Harvey, Jr. is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 09-23-2010, 01:07 AM

Are you taking suggestions for next year? I'd like to see Mazes and Monsters, the classic that introduced america to the occultist horrors of Dungeons and Dragons. I have not seen it myself, but judging by the advertising material, there's been a recent remake with production values to match Pan's Labyrinth or the Lord Of The Rings trilogy:



Founder and CEO of Trickle-Down Charities™, LLC.

Current Project: Bedmates For Billionaires: Biblical eldercare straight from King David
Goal:
$500,000 Currently raised: $0.11 DONATE NOW! Yes, we accept Biblecoins!

True Christians™ believe they they exist to serve the Bible-revealed will of God.
False Christians believe the Bible exists to serve their will. GOD IS NOT YOUR YES-MAN!

Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 09-23-2010 at 03:34 AM.
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,992
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 09-23-2010, 02:49 AM

Um, does it explain how it will lead you to Hell?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,520
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 2010 Freehold Fall Family Fun Film Festival! - 09-23-2010, 03:09 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Um, does it explain how it will lead you to Hell?
Does it ever! A bit too literally, for my tastes. It maps out every door, hallway, staircase, and elevator:



Now we know why God chose to strike down the Twin Towers of Babel. They were a mecca for D&D cultists.


Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
civic pride:care for your town, freehold iowa, fun, movies

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved