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View Poll Results: Who will you be praying for?
Packers 103 72.03%
Steelers 36 25.17%
I'm an atheist homer and I hate football and America 4 2.80%
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Default Packers or Steelers? - 02-04-2011, 03:57 AM
Surprised a thread hasn't been made yet. Who are you praying will win the Superbowl?

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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-04-2011, 04:19 AM
Well, to be honest, I wish God's Favorite Team™ the Dallas Cowboys were playing this year. At least the Super Bowl® is being held at Cowboys Stadium.

Anyways, I'll be rooting for Pittsburgh, since while they are notorious rivals against the Cowboys in the Super Bowl®, they still come from a decent, blue-collar, hard-working town. Green Bay is from Wisconsin, which last I checked, was a pretty liberal place.

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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-04-2011, 04:20 AM
What about I'm a woman and have no comprehension of football?

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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-07-2011, 04:43 AM
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What about I'm a woman and have no comprehension of football?
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Well, to be honest, I wish God's Favorite Team™ the Dallas Cowboys were playing this year. At least the Super Bowl® is being held at Cowboys Stadium.

Anyways, I'll be rooting for Pittsburgh, since while they are notorious rivals against the Cowboys in the Super Bowl®, they still come from a decent, blue-collar, hard-working town. Green Bay is from Wisconsin, which last I checked, was a pretty liberal place.

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Indeed, the Packers are a communist team. They are publicly owned! What kind of insanity is that? Why do they hate billionaires so much?

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Indeed, the Packers are a communist team. They are publicly owned! What kind of insanity is that? Why do they hate billionaires so much?
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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-04-2011, 04:44 AM
Football? That's like hockey on grass, right? Anyway, I can't ever imagine going for the Packies.

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Anyways, I'll be rooting for Pittsburgh, since while they are notorious rivals against the Cowboys in the Super Bowl®, they still come from a decent, blue-collar, hard-working town. Green Bay is from Wisconsin, which last I checked, was a pretty liberal place.

Don't forget to check out our annual Super Bowl® pool we have going here. I'll be setting it up in a day or two.
Rev. Jim and I knew from the outset that the Packers would win.

All of you who bet against us, we'll send our houseboys around to collect in the morning.

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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-07-2011, 04:08 AM
It appears the LORD has afflicted me with hiccups for choosing the Steelers.

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It appears the LORD has afflicted me with hiccups for choosing the Steelers.
Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.

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Where does it say that picking the winning team in the Superbowl gets you into Heaven, whore?

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Yes, the team I wanted to win lost. That does not mean I go to Hell. Please quote scripture that supports your point.

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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-05-2011, 03:11 AM
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Jesus. He saw it comin.

As you know the PACKERS won. Jesus shares that kinda info with his most devoted worshippers. Maybe if you pray enough and get 100% right wit Jesus, next year he'll fill you in on the Super Bowl winners ahead of time too. Made myself a nice chunk of change. Thank you for the winnings, Jesus!
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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-07-2011, 04:19 AM
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I hope and trust that you will be donating your winnings to Landover Baptist Church and not blowing it all in some queer bar.

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I hope and trust that you will be donating your winnings to Landover Baptist Church and not blowing it all in some queer bar.
I don't know if I should donate to church that isn't as close to Jesus as I am. Maybe if'n ya'll try a little harder Jesus might like you as much as he loves me. You and Rev Jim did root for the Steelers after all. Please don't embarrass yourself by denying it. That would just be addin a sad cherry on top of a turd sundae. I wonder if Mr. Phelps got a heads up from Jesus. Maybe I'll give Jesus His 10% cut via Westboro Baptist.

In the meantime I'm gonna pray for you, Zekey.
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I don't know if I should donate to church that isn't as close to Jesus as I am. Maybe if'n ya'll try a little harder Jesus might like you as much as he loves me. You and Rev Jim did root for the Steelers after all. Please don't embarrass yourself by denying it. That would just be addin a sad cherry on top of a turd sundae. I wonder if Mr. Phelps got a heads up from Jesus. Maybe I'll give Jesus His 10% cut via Westboro Baptist.

In the meantime I'm gonna pray for you, Zekey.
I am sure the people over at the Westboro Baptist Church would love to get their hands on you.

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