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Default Re: I feel there is hope!!! - 07-17-2009, 02:41 PM

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If you guys don't want to help me,
then piffle OFF. All of you guys are
a bunch of whimps that talk, but are
slow on acion! piffle you all then!!!!!
I told you I was unstable. GOD IS AN
*expletive deleted*!!!!!!!!!! piffle YOU ALL........

And if Jesus was so great, he should have
pulled himself off of that pifflein' cross and
killed all of those Jews.

Speaking of Jews, piffle them as well.......

I was so sad reading this. You poor soul. Life has been really cruel to you. But you are here now. I pray for you. Don't give up please.
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Default Re: I feel there is hope!!! - 07-17-2009, 06:43 PM

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I was so sad reading this. You poor soul. Life has been really cruel to you. But you are here now. I pray for you. Don't give up please.
Thank you for your kind words Angel....
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Default Re: I feel there is hope!!! - 07-17-2009, 06:55 PM

Welcome to God's favorite forum, mole.

You indeed seem distressed. You need to understand that the Pastors and True Christians do want to help you in every way we can. It may be difficult for some to understand the bi-polar behavior you have displayed on this message board, but I do.

Put away the bottle, put away the anger. Come to Jesus. Shout Glory!

I'll be praying for you. I know the Pastors are.
Yours in Christ
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Default Re: I feel there is hope!!! - 07-17-2009, 06:57 PM

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Thank you for your kind words Angel....

You're so welcome mole.
I do understand that life's toils are cruel and sometimes it's hard to find a way out.
But you really aren't alone.
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Default Re: I feel there is hope!!! - 07-17-2009, 11:40 PM

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You're so welcome mole.
I do understand that life's toils are cruel and sometimes it's hard to find a way out.
But you really aren't alone.
Thank you Brother Lazarus and Angel. I find
your words inspiring. Yes, I did forget to men-
tion bi-polar in addition to fornification and
drunkeness. I am taking actions towards saving
myself.

From KJ, I am reading:

Fornicators, Romans 1:29
Drunkards, 1Corinthians 6:10

I need the courage of God and Christ, not the
liquid courage that satan has bestowed upon me.
I am in a battle with satan. I must prevail.........
I feel with the help of the Pastors and the kind
Christians here, I can prevail. Thank you..........
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Default Re: I feel there is hope!!! - 07-17-2009, 11:48 PM

Sounds like you need an exorcism, friend.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I feel there is hope!!! - 07-18-2009, 12:37 AM

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, mole.

You indeed seem distressed. You need to understand that the Pastors and True Christians do want to help you in every way we can. It may be difficult for some to understand the bi-polar behavior you have displayed on this message board, but I do.

Put away the bottle, put away the anger. Come to Jesus. Shout Glory!

I'll be praying for you. I know the Pastors are.
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
Brother Lazarus, how long did it take for you to become a
true Christian? Do you think there is hope for me? I do
certainly hope so...............

As I sit here drinking beer, it has become my calling
my drunkeness is demonic, and is satan's wanting...

Condomless sex, booze, and my addiction to porn
it's all I know, but let's not forlorne........

I can cream many women with my demon seed
this is why salvation is my immediate need.......

I can drink an ocean of beer, but get very mad,
satan is at my door-step and it it very sad.......

I am so full of anger, and so full of fear,
everyday I hide my face behind tears...........

People tried to warn me that I was on the wrong path,
and now certainly I will burn in hell, and face God's wrath......
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Default Re: I feel there is hope!!! - 07-18-2009, 12:41 AM

My doctor told me that it's not possible to keep drinking all day long every day and NOT have it affect you. If you drink that much there's no way that you're not going to get fat, and when that happens the women won't be as easy to find. Jesus will still be waiting for you, then, assuming you live that long.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: I feel there is hope!!! - 07-18-2009, 01:27 AM

Satan has his hold on me. I am doing my best.
Thank you...
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