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Default My Confession - 11-27-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Psalm 103

1 Bless the LORD, O my soul: and all that is within me, bless his holy name.
2 Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:
3 Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
4 Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with loving kindness and tender mercies;
5 Who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle's.
6 The LORD executeth righteousness and judgement for all that are oppressed.
7 He made known his ways unto Moses, his acts unto the children of Israel.
8 The LORD is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy.
9 He will not always chide: neither will he keep his anger for ever.
10 He hath not dealt with us after our sins; nor rewarded us according to our iniquities.
11 For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.
12 As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us.
13 Like as a father pitieth his children, so the LORD pitieth them that fear him.
14 For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth that we are dust.
15 As for man, his days are as grass: as a flower of the field, so he flourisheth.
16 For the wind passeth over it, and it is gone; and the place thereof shall know it no more.
17 But the mercy of the LORD is from everlasting to everlasting upon them that fear him, and his righteousness unto children's children;
18 To such as keep his covenant, and to those that remember his commandments to do them.
19 The LORD hath prepared his throne in the heavens; and his kingdom ruleth over all.
20 Bless the LORD, ye his angels, that excel in strength, that do his commandments, hearkening unto the voice of his word.
21 Bless ye the LORD, all ye his hosts; ye ministers of his, that do his pleasure.
22 Bless the LORD, all his works in all places of his dominion: bless the LORD, O my soul.
Dear People of Landover Baptist Church,

After a period of reflection and prayer, I have decided to be honest, not only with you, but with myself as well.
For the past few years I have been lurking around this website, from way back when I was truthfully unsaved. I have had dozens upon dozens of accounts on this forum, all of different backgrounds, social status', even genders: from pagans to vampires to athiests to catholics to "True Christians" to hippie and so on... most never moving past the "unsaved trash" status, some being banned after several posts, some being banned before I had even made an introduction, a couple have even been welcomed with opened arms by you and have gone past the previous status. Almost all of the accounts were done from different computer and with various email providers: Gmail, yahoo, hotmail, etc.. whenever possible. I will not say the previous names under which I have gone by, I don't see the need.
The reason for coming clean has nothing to do with the Landover teachings here, I have just grown tired of the game.
Before you all start preaching, I have already accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior and I do follow the Word of God. Nothing you say or do to me will ever change that.
Around the time of my first visit, I was really a pagan, though I hate to admit it now, and my "teenaged mischief"" led me to create my first account. The reason for the multiple account was: (1)I had a lot of time on my hands, and (2)some accounts I have since lost the passwords for.
I wasn't sure if this site was real or whether it's a genuine church filled with athiests acting. Honestly, I'm still not really sure. If the members on here are honest "christians" then it makes all other Christians look just as stereotypical and close-minded and greedy (evidence from the paypal button). It's a lose/lose situation all around. It's because of this that I no longer care about the "authenticity" anymore.
This account may be banned, along with a few of the others you may have already identified, and that is fine with me. I don't plan to be back on this site for a while. When/if I come back and decide to have my opinion known on certain subjects, I will either use this account (if it has not been banned) or another account with full honesty about who I am. No more genuine identities.
Some of you may be shocked, or even angered, by this confession, which is perfectly understandable. I was a teenager at the time I started and there's nothing I can do to change that now.
I wish you all the best of luck.

Goodbye and God bless!

Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 11-27-2009 at 05:09 PM. Reason: Typo in Pslams corrected.
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Default Re: My Confession - 11-27-2009, 04:36 PM

I am not sure what to say,I will start with welcome.I hope that you are being truthful in finding Jesus.

And I will just say this we are all True Christians who simply try and spread the Word of God and Salvation.That is why we are hear,we enjoy communicating with each other and some of the Unsaved on the subject Of Christianity.
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Default Re: My Confession - 11-27-2009, 05:39 PM

So, maybe you are --- who you say you are .... now.

But maybe your not.
Maybe you were really telling the truth before.....

Then again, maybe your here for the first time , and making all this up, now ???

My - My, Grandmother~ what big teeth you have !

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Default Re: My Confession - 11-27-2009, 06:38 PM

I don't think anyone can create a divine revelation to false Christians quite like Christians can. If there were no Christians here it would look way less authentic than it is.

(Ezekiel, you corrected Psalms typos, but didn't capitalize the Holy Pronouns?)


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Default Re: My Confession - 11-27-2009, 07:43 PM

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[...](Ezekiel, you corrected Psalms typos, but didn't capitalize the Holy Pronouns?)
I take your point but His Word is all important; He will deal with those who otherwise besmirch His Holy Name, Pronoun and Possessive Adjective.


PS your first sentence did not make a lot of sense until I edited it. I feel as if I am the guardian of correct prose, yet that is Brother Nobar's forte.




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Default Re: My Confession - 11-27-2009, 08:17 PM

Thank you, Brother Bathfire. Unlike God and Jesus, your time and mine is limited. We can only do so much to correct the errors of others. Unless they are willing to spend the time to think and write clearly, not much can be done to help them in that regard.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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