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Default Hi everbody - 01-12-2011, 08:41 AM

Hi everbody I joined this forum because I had a dream that I was THUNDERHORSE! The mighty hero with the sword riding on my horse making thunder where ever I go.

Then the day after I prayed 6 times and ´hoping that I will become the THUNDERHORSE HERO! ..but nothing happened. So I Started thinking ..does he exsist?..is God playing tricks on me. ..and if he doesnt, can the Great lord Satan help me?, Like he helped Faust with his problems´. I hope some of you can help me either give me a direct number to god. Or tell him that I need to become Thunderhorse, So I can impress my girlfriend.
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Default Re: Hi everbody - 01-12-2011, 08:50 AM

This is the introduction forum. This is where you tell us about what church you attend and how much you love Jesus.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Hi everbody - 01-12-2011, 09:55 AM

Well I will tell you that I love jesus.

I thank you for this great forum, I have read many books about Religion and Jesus Christ. but please guide me in the answer to THUNDERHORSE!

But why would I love Jesus Christ. He died for all mans sins? But then we have a lot of priests who are childmolestar, Which the church has forgiven.



I read this passage in the bibel which I love and is my favorit is the addon to the bible called : The Book of Leviathan. Really great. I can recommend it.


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Default Re: Hi everbody - 01-12-2011, 10:08 AM

I'm trying to understand what it is that you could possibly be the master of.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: Hi everbody - 01-12-2011, 10:17 AM

Brother,

I would seek a drug or alcohol counselor immediately. Addiction is not a joke, I really recommend you go drink a lot of water to flush out whatever is in your system. Have you tried talking to friends or family about it? I'd suggest the latter because family tends to be more caring than friends, especially if your friends are drug users themselves.

I will pray for you and God bless you. Please remember though, JESUS LOVES YOU and giving away your life to substance abuse is NOT what he wants.


God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. John 3:16-18
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