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Red face Greetings - 03-04-2011, 06:32 PM

Why hello there.

Now, I'm interested in learning about the True Religion, and I thought I must come to the home of the True Christians.

I am transgendered, and also a Wiccan, I sincerley hope this wont be a problem, as I honestly just want to learn.

Sincerley,
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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 06:35 PM

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I am transgendered, and also a Wiccan, I sincerley hope this wont be a problem, as I honestly just want to learn.
If u were sincere u would have read the forum before posting then you would have known effeminant men and witches arent welcome here. Why do u want to cut off ur junk dude. Thats just wrong.
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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 06:37 PM

I did read the forums, but these "effeminate men" and "witches" came across to me as very rude, and I have tried my hardest to be polite and honest with the forums, I would at least like a little respect.
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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 06:42 PM

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I did read the forums, but these "effeminate men" and "witches" came across to me as very rude, and I have tried my hardest to be polite and honest with the forums, I would at least like a little respect.
Why should we respect u. Once this country is back to Jesus and we follow the Bible u will be arrested and sent to the gas chamber with murderers, homers, and furies. U dont respect us and u dont respect God. Once u do and stop being a tranny homer witch then we will respect u.
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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 06:43 PM

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Why hello there.

Now, I'm interested in learning about the True Religion, and I thought I must come to the home of the True Christians.

I am transgendered, and also a Wiccan, I sincerley hope this wont be a problem, as I honestly just want to learn.

Sincerley,
Amelia J. H.
At this very moment Jesus has read your first post, and He is weeping. I hope you are happy with yourself for making Jesus cry. When God made you, He equipped you to be a man , what gives you the right to have your man parts cut off, do you have a signed permission slip from God, an Email from Jesus?
Lovingly Yours in Christ, James
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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 06:45 PM

If nothing else I do respect you have opinions and beliefs different to my own, beliefs and opinion I would like to learn about, and, forgive me, but your insulting my path in life, whether it leads to Eternal Damnation is not really teaching me the ways of Landover Baptist.
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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 06:51 PM

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Why hello there.

Now, I'm interested in learning about the True Religion, and I thought I must come to the home of the True Christians.

I am transgendered, and also a Wiccan, I sincerley hope this wont be a problem, as I honestly just want to learn.

Sincerley,
Amelia J. H.
Lady Amelia, I'm going to break ranks here and welcome you with open arms, no matter how many cooters or tallywhackers or carburetors or funbags or piercings or HEPA filters or mountain oysters that you have.

God loves you!!!



But listen closely: I'm not sure which side of the transgender fence you fall on, but at some point you are going to have to decide, ONCE AND FOR ALL, who you want to be.

And don't dilly dally, young lady good man my friend, the time could come at ANY MOMENT, and you don't want to be caught between *ahem* "costume changes" so get your nose in the KJV Bible, sort through your personal demons and enjoy Eternity in Heaven© !!!

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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 06:56 PM

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Lady Amelia, I'm going to break ranks here and welcome you with open arms, no matter how many cooters or tallywhackers or carburetors or funbags or piercings or HEPA filters or mountain oysters that you have.

God loves you!!!



But listen closely: I'm not sure which side of the transgender fence you fall on, but at some point you are going to have to decide, ONCE AND FOR ALL, who you want to be.

And don't dilly dally, young lady good man my friend, the time could come at ANY MOMENT, and you don't want to be caught between *ahem* "costume changes" so get your nose in the KJV Bible, sort through your personal demons and enjoy Eternity in Heaven© !!!

Yours in Christ,

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Brother I am not so sure that God loves trannys.
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.



Just saying.
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Brother I am not so sure that God loves trannys.
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.



Just saying.
Brother James, of course you are right. In my original post I had:

"God loves you!!! (or rather, He will if you stop this panty-wearing Harry Potter nonsense)"

But for some reason my browser stripped off the subscript.

My apologies.



YiC,

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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 07:13 PM

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Lady Amelia, I'm going to break ranks here and welcome you with open arms, no matter how many cooters or tallywhackers or carburetors or funbags or piercings or HEPA filters or mountain oysters that you have.

God loves you!!!



But listen closely: I'm not sure which side of the transgender fence you fall on, but at some point you are going to have to decide, ONCE AND FOR ALL, who you want to be.

And don't dilly dally, young lady good man my friend, the time could come at ANY MOMENT, and you don't want to be caught between *ahem* "costume changes" so get your nose in the KJV Bible, sort through your personal demons and enjoy Eternity in Heaven© !!!

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth
Many thanks for your kind greeting.

As it happens, I am in fact planning on investing in a King James Version Bible, to continue my studies.
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Many thanks for your kind greeting.

As it happens, I am in fact planning on investing in a King James Version Bible, to continue my studies.
Not sure how your finances are, but there are online versions (make sure you select the KJV!!!) or if you go to a local independent Baptist church and they should provide you with a free copy.

Start reading it, and come here when you happen upon a verse that you don't understand.

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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 07:32 PM

Thank you ever so much. I will make sure I ask if I dont understand.
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Default Re: Greetings - 03-05-2011, 05:23 AM

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you NOW in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
I've noticed that you have had to invoke that particular prayer about 10 times a day lately. Are we being assaulted by a group of covens?


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Default Re: Greetings - 03-05-2011, 10:03 AM

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This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you NOW in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
Good Goddess! I'm terribly sorry that I made you feel you need to say that Prayer, and I doubt you'd believe me if I vowed that I have never performed magick for evil, whenever I have performed it it's been to benefit others.
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Default Re: Greetings - 03-05-2011, 11:52 AM

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### ### ! I'm terribly sorry that I made you feel you need to say that Prayer, and I doubt you'd believe me if I vowed that I have never performed *magick for evil, whenever I have performed it it's been to benefit others.
(what sort of sick joke is that! )
All magic is evil. It never benefits anyone and if you ever managed to avoid detection here on earth (whereupon God tells us that you should be killed)..

EXODUS 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to liue.

..you will be tormented forever in Hell's boiling lake of sulphur, unless you abandon Satan now and convert to the everlasting love of Jesus.

It goes like this:

EXODUS 7
8
And the Lord spake vnto Moses, and vnto Aaron, saying:
9 When Pharaoh shall speake vnto you, saying, Shew a miracle for you: then thou shalt say vnto Aaron, Take thy rod and cast it before Pharaoh, and it shall become a serpent.
10 And Moses and Aaron went in vnto Pharaoh, and they did so as the Lord had commanded: and Aaron cast downe his rod before Pharaoh, and before his seruants, and it became a serpent.
11 Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers; now the Magicians of Egypt, they also did in like maner with their enchantments.
12 For they cast downe euery man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aarons rod swallowed vp their rods.


Satan can never successfully challenge God*

DEUTERONOMY 18
10
There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his sonne, or his daughter to passe thorow the fire, or that vseth diuination, or an obseruer of times, or an inchanter, or a *witch,
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wyzard, or a *Necromancer.
12 For *all that do these things, are an abomination vnto the Lord: and because of these abominations, the Lord thy God doth driue them out from before thee.
13 Thou shalt bee perfite with the Lord thy God.


We are chosen to be sanctified, magick-tards go to Hell BUT even filth (such as this “Amelia” trash) might be delivered - subject to Pastoral confirmation.

ACTS 8
9
But there was a certaine man called Simon, which before time in the same citie vsed sorcery, and bewitched the people of Samaria, giuing out that himselfe was some great one.
10 To whom they all gaue heed from the least to the greatest, saying, This man is the great power of God.
11 And to him they had regard, because that of long time he had bewitched them with sorceries.
12 But when they beleeued Philip preaching the things concerning the kingdome of God, and the Name of Iesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women.
13 Then *Simon himselfe beleeued also: and when hee was baptized, hee continued with Philip, and wondered, beholding the miracles and signes which were done.


Reject God's offer of salvation and fry:

REVELATION 14
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The same shall drinke of the wine of the wrath of God, which is powred out without mixture into the cup of his indignation, and hee shall be tormented with fire and brimstone, in the presence of the holy Angels, and in the presence of the Lambe:
11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth vp for euer and euer. And they haue no rest *day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoeuer receyueth the marke of his name.


Don't think your pathetic "spells" (perhaps they might deceive some illiterare cavemen: who cares?) will protect you, flee where you will:

REVELATION 20
11
And I saw a great white throne, and him that sate on it, from whose face the earth and the heauen fled away, and there was found no place for them.
12 And I sawe the dead, small and great, stand before God: and the books were opened: & another booke was opened, which is the booke of life: and the dead were iudged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
13 And the sea gaue vp the dead which were in it: and death and hell deliuered vp the dead which were in them: and they were iudged euery man according to their works.
14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire: this is the second death.
15 And whosoeuer was not found written in the booke of life, was cast into the lake of fire.




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