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Arrow MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 03-28-2011, 08:26 AM

Some rules for unsaved trash and false-Christians who think they can lecture us. Note that by "evidence" we mean True Evidence, which is found only in the Holy Bible.



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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 03-28-2011, 09:07 AM

Brilliant.
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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 03-28-2011, 09:17 AM

That was very well set brother Trent

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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 03-28-2011, 09:27 AM

Thank you broethr, I think I alway try to do this any ways, but is good for have a copy of this so I'm not say anythings dumbs or estupids and I remember that the Pastors here are the ones that know the things that I'm asking so I must to accept theirs judgements and advises and suggestions and tips and commandings and writings and análisis and interprets and stuffs, so is good help for have this for reminder myselve when I must shut up me and listen.

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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 05-14-2011, 03:53 AM

I was hoping that a mod would either pin this or move it to some important thread of importantness.

I even asked one Mod in particular to speak up about this, but he's done nothing whatsoever. I won't name him, let's just call him "Jerk Thurmond".


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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 05-14-2011, 09:05 AM

Trent, can we just take this flowchart and tattoo it upside down on the chest of every atheist, sodomist, and communist who comes here to mess with us? That way they can just look down and refer to it while "debating" us.


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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 07-30-2011, 04:39 PM

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Trent, can we just take this flowchart and tattoo it upside down on the chest of every atheist, sodomist, and communist who comes here to mess with us? That way they can just look down and refer to it while "debating" us.
Well, tattoos are forbidden by the Bible, for there's no rule against giving other people tattoos. Maybe put it on the inside of their eyelids, they must be walking around with their eyes closed to not see the glory of the LORD everywhere.


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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 08-04-2011, 07:31 PM

Well... In that case, everyone here would fail to have a discussion within the first two reasons.
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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 08-04-2011, 07:57 PM

It is so seldom to see the rules spelled out so clearly. Thank you for doing so.
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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 08-05-2011, 10:29 PM

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Thank you broethr, I think I alway try to do this any ways, but is good for have a copy of this so I'm not say anythings dumbs or estupids
Don't worry, Sister Maria, I'm at your back anytime you want me to be there.


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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 06-21-2019, 02:14 PM

Very Agreeable terms!
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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 06-21-2019, 04:26 PM

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That's fascinating, Mr. Seed. Once again: You should make your way to our Introduction Forum, where you can post a message to introduce yourself to the believers here at .

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