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MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
03-28-2011, 08:26 AM
Some rules for unsaved trash and false-Christians who think they can lecture us. Note that by "evidence" we mean True Evidence, which is found only in the Holy Bible.
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
03-28-2011, 09:07 AM
Brilliant.
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
03-28-2011, 09:17 AM
That was very well set brother Trent
God's blessings.
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
03-28-2011, 09:27 AM
Thank you broethr, I think I alway try to do this any ways, but is good for have a copy of this so I'm not say anythings dumbs or estupids and I remember that the Pastors here are the ones that know the things that I'm asking so I must to accept theirs judgements and advises and suggestions and tips and commandings and writings and análisis and interprets and stuffs, so is good help for have this for reminder myselve when I must shut up me and listen.
YIC Mari.
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- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
05-14-2011, 03:53 AM
I was hoping that a mod would either pin this or move it to some important thread of importantness.
I even asked one Mod in particular to speak up about this, but he's done nothing whatsoever. I won't name him, let's just call him "Jerk Thurmond".
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
05-14-2011, 09:05 AM
Trent, can we just take this flowchart and tattoo it upside down on the chest of every atheist, sodomist, and communist who comes here to mess with us? That way they can just look down and refer to it while "debating" us.
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
07-30-2011, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Trent, can we just take this flowchart and tattoo it upside down on the chest of every atheist, sodomist, and communist who comes here to mess with us? That way they can just look down and refer to it while "debating" us.
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Well, tattoos are forbidden by the Bible, for there's no rule against giving other people tattoos. Maybe put it on the inside of their eyelids, they must be walking around with their eyes closed to not see the glory of the LORD everywhere.
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
08-04-2011, 07:31 PM
Well... In that case, everyone here would fail to have a discussion within the first two reasons.
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
08-04-2011, 07:57 PM
It is so seldom to see the rules spelled out so clearly. Thank you for doing so.
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
08-05-2011, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Thank you broethr, I think I alway try to do this any ways, but is good for have a copy of this so I'm not say anythings dumbs or estupids
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Don't worry, Sister Maria, I'm at your back anytime you want me to be there.
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
06-21-2019, 02:14 PM
Very Agreeable terms!
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
06-21-2019, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Seed
Very Agreeable terms!
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That's fascinating, Mr. Seed. Once again: You should make your way to our Introduction Forum, where you can post a message to introduce yourself to the  believers here at  .
The link to our Introduction Forum is below, and you can post your message by clicking on the blue "New Thread" button on the upper left of your screen.
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Please remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Swell the mighty flood;
Louder still and louder
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Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion -
09-01-2019, 11:21 PM
Can I just point out here, in the light of frequent misunderstandings, that although the intro. forum is where you can start a thread it's still easy to contribute in existing threads by clicking either the "New Reply" button at the head [TOP LEFT] of each page or the "Quote" button at the foot [BOTTOM RIGHT] of each post. The buttons look like this:
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