List of Liberals who are going to heaven.

CultusBulimia · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by loveforchrist

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I gotta admit, this made me laugh pretty hard.
Not because of how stupid it was, just because I wasn't expecting it, and I guess I could understand how that passes for wit on this forum.

loveforchrist · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBelena

I gotta admit, this made me laugh pretty hard.
Not because of how stupid it was, just because I wasn't expecting it, and I guess I could understand how that passes for wit on this forum.

What's the joke? I did my research and I consider this an up to date list. I would post the list of liberals going to hell, but I don't have enough days in my life to complete that list.

CultusBulimia · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by loveforchrist

What's the joke? I did my research and I consider this an up to date list. I would post the list of liberals going to hell, but I don't have enough days in my life to complete that list.

The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.

Cursed · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBelena

The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.

They won't be laughing when they're burning in Hell forever, where their worm dieth not (Mark 9:44-48)!

I am not a True Christian Pastor, so I'm not sure if "their worm" means the sufferer or sufferee. I'm not a scholar... but I bet it's really nasty.

loveforchrist · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBelena

The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.

Right, so you think the fact that YOU are on the list of people destined for hell is funny. That's like finding out you are to be executed the next day and laughing about it.

CultusBulimia · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 09:08 AM

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Right, so you think the fact that YOU are on the list of people destined for hell is funny. That's like finding out you are to be executed the next day and laughing about it.

Well according to your bible all I would have to do is convert while in the electric chair, repent and accept. Like what Anton Levay (Founder of Laveyan satanism) did on his death bed.

Godsgrace · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBelena

Well according to your bible all I would have to do is convert while in the electric chair, repent and accept. Like what Anton Levay (Founder of Laveyan satanism) did on his death bed.

Are you sure about that? Darwin tried to "game" God on his deathbed, and told of smelling the pits of Hell... where you'll be as well if you don't repent; pray and study the King James Bible...

Get right with God, fool...

2 Corinthians 5:11

11Knowing therefore the terror of the Lord, we persuade men; but we are made manifest unto God; and I trust also are made manifest in your consciences.

CultusBulimia · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Godsgrace

Are you sure about that?

Yep.

Lycia The Repentant · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBelena

Yep.

You are aware repentance needs to be sincere, right? It's not a "Get out of Hell FREE" card, you actually need to be serious about apologizing to God, accepting Jesus and following His commandments.

"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land." 2 Chronicles 7:14

It's possible that somebody could be that sincere on their deathbed, but very it's very doubtful most people are.

CultusBulimia · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 10:03 AM

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[B]"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."

Old testament.

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It's possible that somebody could be that sincere on their deathbed, but very it's very doubtful most people are.

Well you're kind of making your own rules for how sincere you need to be.

Cursed · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBelena

Old testament.

The Old Testament counts as much as the New, vile abomination! Jesus says so (Matthew 5:17-18).

Are you calling Jesus a liar?

God's Flaming Sword · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-04-2011, 11:41 AM

Sorry Cultus.....have you actually got a suggestion for any Lie-berals who might be going to heaven?

No?

Didn't think so....but at least it will be warm in hell burning for eternity

BelieverInGod · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-07-2011, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia

The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.

Instead of yammering on like a cat with its tail stuck under a rocking chair, why don't you tell us which liebrals are going to heaven. Then we can show you why they aren't.

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia

Well according to your bible all I would have to do is convert while in the electric chair, repent and accept. Like what Anton Levay (Founder of Laveyan satanism) did on his death bed.

Why do you fools think that God is this easy. Please post scripture that states you can "tag out" at the last minute.

CultusBulimia · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-07-2011, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Instead of yammering on like a cat with its tail stuck under a rocking chair, why don't you tell us which liebrals are going to heaven. Then we can show you why they aren't.

Why do you fools think that God is this easy. Please post scripture that states you can "tag out" at the last minute.

Convert, repent, accept.

loveforchrist · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-07-2011, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia

Convert, repent, accept.

Nonono, I don't buy that. I have devoted my whole life it serving the Lord. If I got up to Heaven and there were people there who jumped on the bandwagon at the last minute, I'd be pretty peeved.

CultusBulimia · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-07-2011, 04:56 AM

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If I got up to Heaven

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IFI got up to heaven

Notice the "IF"? I just proved you don't actually believe in him deep down, because it's not in our nature.

I'm retarded.

Rev. M. Rodimer · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-07-2011, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia

The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.

So you, an atheist, believe liberals will go to Heaven?

That's . . . interesting. Could you explain that to me in more detail?

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia

Well according to your bible all I would have to do is convert while in the electric chair, repent and accept. Like what Anton Levay (Founder of Laveyan satanism) did on his death bed.

Please show me where the Bible indicates that an insincere apology is repentance.

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia

Convert, repent, accept.

Define "repent" and you will see where the problem is in your "deathbed conversion" theory.

Bobby-Joe · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-07-2011, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

So you, an atheist, believe liberals will go to Heaven?

That's . . . interesting. Could you explain that to me in more detail?

I would like to enhance the good Reverend's question by providing a specific example.

If God is just
If God is all knowing
If God is hates wickedness

Then explain how a monster like Jimmy Carter could get to heaven.

James Hutchins · **Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -** 02-07-2011, 06:33 PM

When I saw the title of this thread, immediately I began to get upset. But when I saw the first post, I calmed down.
It is impossible to be liebral and go to Heaven. You have to fervently believe in God and follow His Word exactly, with no deviation. Liebrals skip the uncomfortable parts. Liebrals say "Everyone is welcome, even deviants'.
Could you imagine skipping the serious parts of the Bible and going to Heaven and finding the place over run with perverts? There is good reason less than 10% of the population will go to heaven, to keep the riff raff out. I see Freehold like Heaven on Earth (orly even less than 10% get in here).