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Clown makeup rots the brain. 7 8.86%
Juggalosers consume large volumes of lead paint from trailer interiors. 17 21.52%
Excessive huffing of jenkem has destroyed any sense they may have had. 8 10.13%
Headbanging at Slipknot concerts. 2 2.53%
Smoking all that reefer. 9 11.39%
It's their stupid parents' fault. 5 6.33%
More than one of the above, or other (please explain). 31 39.24%
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 04:56 AM

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I have to pay taxes on my van i dont have to pay other taxes sorry!
Then once again you lie, you do NOT pay your taxes like everyone else. You freeload off working Americans and want to crank out a pile of crazy babies. Oh, only 1 in 10 will be crazy like you, huh?

I guess that's a risk all of America will have to live with, since you can't be responsible and get yourself fixed.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 04:56 AM

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I have to pay taxes on my van i dont have to pay other taxes sorry!
Where did you steal the van?


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 04:58 AM

I bought the van 2 years ago saved up egnough to pay for it that was when i could work.
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 05:28 AM

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I bought the van 2 years ago saved up egnough to pay for it that was when i could work.
I don't care about the van unless you are donating it to us. Who gets it after you are gone?


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 05:32 AM

My husband of course he gets everything i wouldnt donate our only vehicle to you
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 05:37 AM

We would only sell it for scrap steel, anyway.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 05:39 AM

you would sell a 2003 dodge caravan for scrap?
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 05:44 AM

While it's lovely that you can afford a nice vehicle on your welfare payments, I have to ask how your moronic ramblings are supposed to be convincing us that all Juggalosers aren't retardeds.

Or is it the answer? They're all retardeds because they're crazy?


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 05:44 AM

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you would sell a 2003 dodge caravan for scrap?
Never mind. 'Your husband' was the right answer. I feel that we have prayed away all of the major demons from your body because now at least you are making sense. And guess what? We provided this prayer service to you absolutely free! I hope you feel GOD's love.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 05:48 AM

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you would sell a 2003 dodge caravan for scrap?
This is no way to have a conversation. You expect me to know what kind of van you have just because you announce that you own one? I assumed it was the worst van ever. Haha. That was just for fun.

Now that I've thought about it for two minutes, yes, a 2003 dodge caravan is worthy of the scrap heap.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 03:03 PM

First of all i only started getting disability payments a few months ago i got approved my first time most i know has to appeal at least once. I LOVED WORKING I HAD A GOOD JOB A SIT DOWN JOB BUT I STARTED BLACKING OUT SORRY ABOUT THE ALL UPPPER CASE MY KEYBOARD JUST MESSED UP I WILL ONLY BE ON FOR A HOUR TODAY I GOT STUFF TO DO WHEN I GOT MY VAN I WAS WORKING NO DISABILITY PAYMENTS WENT TOWRDS IT OH MY HOME IM GLAD I HAVE MY HOME BECAUSE WE ARE NOW BEARLY MAKING IT AND THERE IS NO WAY I COULD EVEN PAY RENT ANY WHERE AND YES I ADMIT IM NOT THE SMARTEST PERSON
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 03:11 PM

I was going to suggest that I know what causes blackouts, but I decided to give someone else the privilege.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 03:13 PM

I KNOW WHAT CAUSES THEM TO WHEN I GET VERY MANIC I "BLACK OUT" WHAT I MEAN IS ALL THE SUDEEN I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS OR WHAT I WAS DOING ITS NOT DRUGS I MIGHT SMOKE ONCE A YEAR AND I DRINK ONLY A FEW TIMES A YEAR THIS HAPPENS WHEN I HAVENT DONE EITHER ONE
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-16-2009, 04:49 PM

Ummmm, what?


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Poll added for our mutual edification.

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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 04-25-2009, 07:20 AM

It's good to know that there are some good Christians out there willing doing the good Lords work. Juggalo Beheaded on Bus


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 04-25-2009, 08:06 AM

What's causing the blackouts: not stopping to breathe in the middle of your run-on sentences.


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I can't be bothered to read this entire thread because I've got more important things to do for Jesus, but it strikes me that "Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?" is a silly question as it's obvious that only a retarded would choose to be a Juggalo and spit in the face of God. What next, "Why are wetbacks all Mexican'ts?"


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 05-06-2009, 01:45 AM

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I beg your pardon, SpawnofSanta?

What are you, then? The product of the unholy union of the fat man in red and an elf? Or was it a reindeer?

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