This is very complicated. Of course, an enemy of the Pope-worshiping Mary-worshipers would at first glance seem to be our friend. But that would be a
false dichotomy. It is quite possible that there would be multiple parallel paths of
Godly Hate (Psalms 11:5), as follows:
- Jesus -> Loves Smurfs -> Hate Catholics?
- Smurfs -> Hate Catholics <- Hates Catholics <- Jesus?
- Catholics -> Hate Jesus and Smurfs?
- Catholics <- Hate <- Smurfs <- Hates <- Jesus?
Of these, we can be certain that the
fourth option is correct. It is plausible that while the Smurfs hate Catholics,
Jesus Hates them both. He
is omnipotent (Revelation 19:6) and can Hate many things simultaneously, one of His skills that proves the Bible 101% True™. It's time to look at the
evidence. Many Smurfs display characteristics that are
unpleasant or even
nauseating to
Jesus Christ.
I've added some clarifications and, as you can now see, the Smurf-demon village is inhabited by
sodomites, secular
atheist scientists, one
single female prone to
whoredoms,
adulterous males and an
elder pizza-gate veteran.
Hosea 4:18
Their drink is sour: they have committed whoredom continually: her rulers with shame do love, Give ye.
Even the scholar who has reported the
antics of these semi-
microscopic micro-orgasms finally realized the
ultimate fate of these vermin!
Glory!
I rest my case!
Q.E.D. Habeas corpus! Lorem ipsum! Gnothi seauton! Glory to Jesus!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer