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A particular abomination. -
05-11-2022, 07:35 PM
Once more, we see the Gays co-opting and corrupting God's glorious symbol of forgiveness and hope-- the rainbow.
Please join me in praying this particular Gay away--far, far away.
In particular, I am VERY upset about the line, "Let's bask in the splendors of all shades and genders." There are two sexes and the only true splendor in the universe is the Glory of Our Dear Jesus Christ, Lord of Lords and King of Kings.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: A particular abomination. -
05-11-2022, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Please join me in praying this particular Gay away--far, far away.
In particular, I am VERY upset about the line, "Let's bask in the splendors of all shades and genders." There are two sexes and the only true splendor in the universe is the Glory of Our Dear Jesus Christ, Lord of Lords and King of Kings.
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Why are homers like him allowed to roam about freely, let along perform in front of large audiences. POX on him and all like him.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: A particular abomination. -
05-12-2022, 03:53 AM
The one good thing about the Covid-19 lockdowns is the Broadway was shut down. There is no doubt about it, Broadway will make you gay - period.
We can start with anyone who has ever liked Liza Minnelli or anything she has ever appeared in. Then there is Cats, Hair, Xanadu, Grease, Hamilton, Rent, Annie, The Wiz, Jesus Christ Superstar, Phantom of the Opera, anything by Disney - the list is so long it deservers a separate thread.
Let's hope that if Putin ever decides to go "nuclear" he will lop one of his tactical nukes over and level Broadway to rubble.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: A particular abomination. -
05-12-2022, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
The one good thing about the Covid-19 lockdowns is the Broadway was shut down. There is no doubt about it, Broadway will make you gay - period.
We can start with anyone who has ever liked Liza Minnelli or anything she has ever appeared in. Then there is Cats, Hair, Xanadu, Grease, Hamilton, Rent, Annie, The Wiz, Jesus Christ Superstar, Phantom of the Opera, anything by Disney - the list is so long it deservers a separate thread.
Let's hope that if Putin ever decides to go "nuclear" he will lop one of his tactical nukes over and level Broadway to rubble.
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It never occurred to me that True Christians™ were missing a fabulous fine opportunity to serve The Lord by picketing Broadway.
All the "Don't Say Gay" bills in the world and even the overturning of Gay marriage by Trump's Supreme Court won't reduce the levels of this particular sin if we don't stop Broadway in its queer-inducing tracks.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: A particular abomination. -
05-12-2022, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
The one good thing about the Covid-19 lockdowns is the Broadway was shut down. There is no doubt about it, Broadway will make you gay - period.
Let's hope that if Putin ever decides to go "nuclear" he will lop one of his tactical nukes over and level Broadway to rubble.
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The thing that burns me up about the Randy Rainbarrel guy is he does parody. Instead of being himself, he pretends to be someone else and makes fun of the one he is pretending to be. The Bible expresses anger about parody. It says men should not dress as women.
Thank goodness, there is no room in Landover Baptist church for the humor of parody. We are straight men and women playing it straight.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: A particular abomination. -
05-12-2022, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Thank goodness, there is no room in Landover Baptist church for the humor of parody. We are straight men and women playing it straight.
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That's one thing I love about this place, the authenticity. You know when you're interacting with another user that that's their face, that's their name. I've been on other Christian forums in the past and you'll get users with names like "JesusLover69" and a picture of the cross, just totally anonymous. They could be a liberal atheist LARPing as a conservative Christian on the Internet. That kind of conduct is swiftly weeded out here, shout glory!
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Re: A particular abomination. -
05-12-2022, 08:04 AM
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shout glory!
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Glory.
Who is manifesting God's joyful creation? The gays on Broadway singing silly songs about imaginary places, or Governor DeSantis? Crush them!
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Re: A particular abomination. -
10-22-2022, 12:30 AM
Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I feel the need to warn everyone of the sort of abomination that can take place when we allow our sinful culture to "Bask in the splendor of all shades and genders."
Below, you will see an image of a cat nursing young animals. Alas, there is one detail that must not be overlooked. Those aren't kittens; they are puppies.
This sort of disgusting, wholly unnatural sort of behavior is where the world is headed. It starts with letting women vote and have a say in who they marry and how many children they will bear. It continues with women exchanging the natural use for that which is against nature,( Romans 1:26). This frustrates men who then turn to other men for comfort.
Soon enough, men get this idea that they aren't really men, but are actually women (who in their right mind would choose to a woman, I don't know) and they have their sacred oath-swearing parts cut off.
Finally, it ends with cats suckling puppies. Next, we will be throwing Satan parades in December. Jesus needs to return immediately and send almost everyone and everything to Hell and get it over with.
Can I get an Amen?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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