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Default Re: 2020: My Worst Easter EVER! - 04-15-2020, 11:51 AM

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Is it true that you love the Chinese and we are now your preferred nation?


Any particular reason you chose to kill more God-believing Americans than us Godless Chinese? You know we don't love you in return that much.


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Default Re: 2020: My Worst Easter EVER! - 04-15-2020, 12:41 PM

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Hello Jesus


Is it true that you love the Chinese and we are now your preferred nation?


Any particular reason you chose to kill more God-believing Americans than us Godless Chinese? You know we don't love you in return that much.


Peace
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Fake news! You’re spouting CNNonense. Stop bashing the fine white folk of this community and stop slandering White Jesus’ name!
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Default Re: 2020: My Worst Easter EVER! - 04-18-2020, 03:16 AM

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Hello Jesus

Is it true that you love the Chinese and we are now your preferred nation?

Any particular reason you chose to kill more God-believing Americans than us Godless Chinese? You know we don't love you in return that much.

Peace
Steven Wong
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