Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians) At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you). |
 |
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 17
Join Date: Mar 2010
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
03-01-2010, 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
|
Yet again you claim I am gay, a man can be a friend with a gay man, with out being gay himself. But if you were to believe that it would make you a sinner, or so you think. Ah, the close minded and ignorant shall never cease to amaze me.
|
 |
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
|
|
Posts: 22,347
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
03-02-2010, 12:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tekk021
Yet again you claim I am gay, a man can be a friend with a gay man, with out being gay himself.
|
No he can not. That is just some illusion you are having. Denying you are gay does not make you less gay.
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
|
 |
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 871
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
03-02-2010, 12:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tekk021
... close minded ...
|
On the other hand you are so open-minded and tolerant that you actively seek out a private website where a few people quietly glorify God, a website where you're not welcome, but you still think it's necessary to mock our (and your) God and religion, you scream obscenities at us because we don't believe exactly as you do, you make no attempt whatsoever to understand us before you attempt to lure us into Hell.
If that's the atheist definition of open-mindedness and tolerance, then I don't want to be open-minded or tolerant.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
|
 |
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 59
Join Date: Mar 2010
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
03-02-2010, 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A Follower
On the other hand you are so open-minded and tolerant that you actively seek out a private website where a few people quietly glorify God, a website where you're not welcome, but you still think it's necessary to mock our (and your) God and religion, you scream obscenities at us because we don't believe exactly as you do, you make no attempt whatsoever to understand us before you attempt to lure us into Hell.
If that's the atheist definition of open-mindedness and tolerance, then I don't want to be open-minded or tolerant.
|
I for one did not see him scream any obscenity at all. In fact it was Crank who has been shouting all of the hate mongering here. The funny part about all of this is that everyone has forgotten the meaning of this post, which was to attempt to make people believe that Skittles are the secret code candy of homosexuals, and that eating any candy apparently makes you gay, or so Crank says.
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 6
Join Date: Apr 2010
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-06-2010, 03:29 PM
Have we forgotten that the rainbow was originally a gift from God? A promise from Him that He would never again destroy the Earth with water.
I don't think Skittles are gay, they are delicious.
|
 |
Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
|
|
Posts: 14,180
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-06-2010, 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Name of User
Have we forgotten that the rainbow was originally a gift from God? A promise from Him that He would never again destroy the Earth with water.
I don't think Skittles are gay, they are delicious.
|
You haven't bothered to read the thread, have you?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
|
 |
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
|
|
Posts: 22,347
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-06-2010, 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Name of User
I don't think Skittles are gay, they are delicious.
|
Then you are clearly gay.
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 3
Join Date: Apr 2010
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 03:01 AM
This is the biggest pile of bullshit I have ever read in my life. Are you being serious? PLEASE tell me your kidding, about this article and the man who claimed to be eating sea-turtle soup who replied to it. They're on the endangered animal list for a reason! Are you people sane? Why are you out in public, corrupting the minds of good people with your hateful, ignorant, close-minded crap? Oh my god, it's scary to know that people like you actually exist! And that other people actually listen and BELIEVE this!
|
 |
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 14
Join Date: Apr 2010
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Then you are clearly gay.
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
|
so, obviously if we dont automatically agree with you, we are gay??
and if we deny it we are still gay?
man you people are piffleed
|
 |
The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by incognito
so, obviously if we dont automatically agree with you, we are gay??
and if we deny it we are still gay?
man you people are piffleed
|
Nooooo, you are the one who is "piffleed". Satan just looooooves uppity gays. He and his deamon use them as "spinners". :giggles:
|
 |
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
|
|
Posts: 22,347
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by incognito
so, obviously if we dont automatically agree with you, we are gay?? and if we deny it we are still gay?
|
Of course not. Are you an idiot? You are not gay because you disagree with us. You are gay because you like skittles.
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
|
 |
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
|
|
Posts: 22,347
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the.voice.of.reason
This is the biggest pile of bullshit I have ever read in my life.
|
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of raping small children to tell us this. You must have a lot of friends.
How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
|
 |
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 42
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brasil
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 06:36 PM
lol what's not gay about candy in alll the colours of the rainbow flag?
|
 |
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 42
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brasil
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 06:39 PM
X( forgot... aren't smarties and mnm's equally gay? smarties even have pink ones
|
 |
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
|
|
Posts: 22,347
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Good Will
X( forgot... aren't smarties and mnm's equally gay? smarties even have pink ones
|
All candy is gay. True Christian™ men eat meat from animals they personally killed.
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
|
 |
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 42
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brasil
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 06:59 PM
does that apply to women too? =)
|
#63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
|
|
Posts: 6,234
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Freehold, Ia
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Good Will
does that apply to women too? =)
|
No, women cook what we kill. No man in their right mind would let a woman have a gun.
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 2
Join Date: Apr 2010
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 07:34 PM
"TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!"
What if they don't know?
|
 |
WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 3,261
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: God's Favorite Country
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-07-2010, 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AshleyJ26
"TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!"
What if they don't know?
|
After a beating, they will know.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen 
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
|
 |
Moderator Arms Dealer for CHRIST Hands folded for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 5,251
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: On the Straight and Narrow (Earthly location: Freehold, Iowa)
|
|
Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 01:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AshleyJ26
"TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!"
What if they don't know?
|
Why does anybody need to know why they're punished? GOD knows and that's good enough. Do you think people on the other side of the world of Noah's Ark knew why their homes were suddenly being washed away and their families drowned? I doubt it, but they deserved it anyway, or else GOD would have built an Ark on every continent.
|
Tags
|
aids, anti-christian conspircies, candy, fag-enablers, food for thought:let's eat!, homosexual agenda, homosexual war on the family, perverts, skittles, skittles causes aid, spreading aids, super-virus  |
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2023, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|