[Pfc. James Nye]

Talking Negros.

Teevee.

Red Injun Gold Dollars.

Ads for Lady Products.

Why is everything in Spanish.

no operator for the phones, no matter how loud I yell

Japanese hugging robots.

Cars from Space

That box heating my food up somehow

de-odorant

no fibber mcgee on radio

cowboy jeans on women

men spraying stuff on themselves

Irish food not clearly marked

[SUV]

Oh, don't even get me started, Pfc James

I'd like to GO OFF when I see vehicles driving with headlamps on in bright sunshine ruining God's Own Beautiful Scenery!

PS Bet they didn't have this back in your day!

Did they have electricity yet?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Pfc. James Nye

Why is everything in Spanish.

I don't like it either. It's yet another example of the liberal plot to give special privileges to people who aren't like us. If God's own language is good enough for the King James Bible, then it's more than good enough for the Messy-can'ts, El-Salivadoreans, and other people who think they have the right to hablar español wherever they go. In a truly free-market economy, companies wouldn't be allowed to pander to people like that.

[The Adversary]

Cell phones.
iPhones.
Blackberries.
All the self-important bastards that utilize the above.

Cars with higher and brighter headlights that hit me in the eyes.

Political correctness that has people calling people in the U.S. for generations "African Americans" even if their forebears came from the Indies or wherever.

Drinks that proudly advertise 10% juice (under-achieving mother-#%&*@s).

The proven ability to make millions of dollars by promoting a cult such as Scientology, PETA, Church of Latter-Day Saints, chain of death hospitals in India, etc. which just shows what a failure at being human I am for not being rich and evil.

The misuse of George Orwell's warnings by the establishment to wage Perpetual War, and indeed the clever utilization of all previously real dystopian techniques. Holy Backfire!

I could go on. I have a lot of hate in me. I try to balance this out with all the funny things I love. Sometimes I love and hate things at the same time.

[Nobar King]

Beep Beep Beep!!

[Justina Thyme]

Heathen trolls and flamers
Homers who come in here and flaunt their homerisms
Lezbeean feminazis
Metal musicians like John Mayer
Emo bands like Fiddy Cent
Hitlery Clitton
Barrack Obamarama

[SUV]

Here's something recent, and I Hope JESUS has plans to Smite on these sinners 'til they drop:

Everything is just so slangy today (even including the Government) that it is unreal. And all fake-friendly, like the Telephone Robots that ring you up. Or mailings that call you by your Christian Name like 5 different times as if they are your best Friend. And all over themselves to outdo each other with exclamations now. This is True™ : The Beef Jerky I just bought doesn't say "Soft and Tender" or even "Soft and Tender!" It says "Soft! and Tender!" Reediculous And don't get me going on Nutrition Grids and barcodes that could as easily be on the bottom instead of uglying everything up, Book-s, lotions - it's everywhere!

Oh, I could go on and on with the obscenity, but I need to leave room for you Mens to give your opinions which are, of course, the only important ones

[ForGodsSake]

I hate waiting on the phone. You ring places up and all you get is "You have been placed in a line, your call is important to us". You can be sitting there on the phone for hours on end. I mean why cant these companies hire people just to answer the damn phone. Like we have better things to do than holding the phone all day. I could be out there finding Heretics and heathens and telling them to find GOD or burn in hell.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by SUV

And all fake-friendly, like Robots.

Years ago Safeway mandated obligatory "Hello, can I help you?" statements by all employees, because they wanted to seem friendlier. Now I just avoid eye contact with their employees, in order to avoid their false greetings. And how am I supposed to respond?? If they really wanted their employees to be friendlier, they could walk around handing out dollar bills. I'd be nicer then.

[Marshall]

I don't like front wheel drive cars. Seems gay to have the rear of the car being dragged all over the place.

[Sasquach]

Originally Posted by Pfc. James Nye

Talking Negros.

Teevee.

Red Injun Gold Dollars.

Ads for Lady Products.

Why is everything in Spanish.

no operator for the phones, no matter how loud I yell

Japanese hugging robots.

Cars from Space

That box heating my food up somehow

de-odorant

no fibber mcgee on radio

cowboy jeans on women

men spraying stuff on themselves

Irish food not clearly marked

there is nothing about that that i agree with. Your way of thinking is so amazingly narrow minded that i cant even understand how you could think like that.

its really quite comical to read,

and people go on about MY spelling

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Sasquach

and people go on about MY spelling

Bigfoots, I personally have problems with your use of the lowercase letter "i"

Certainly™ JESUS does also.

PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[Justina Thyme]

Originally Posted by SUV

Bigfoots, I personally have problems with your use of the lowercase letter "i"

Certainly™ JESUS does also.

PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Me, too, Sister SUV, so that makes three. And apparently Bigfeets didn't bother to google her own username before taking it, or else she'd have learned that the correct spelling is "Sasquatch."

And a very Merry Christmas to you! Have you finished your shopping yet? I still have one or two gifts to get. You know how it is!

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Justina Thyme

And a very Merry Christmas to you! Have you finished your shopping yet? I still have one or two gifts to get. You know how it is!

Dear Sister, how deelightful to have met another who is "into" the concept of year-round CHRISTMAS!

Not everyone here is, including some of our Pastors who should know better

Also, Sister Virginia Templeton and I are unRepentant "Christ-O-holics." You, too, perhaps?

[Marshall]

Satellite TV.
It used to be that if you wanted television without commercials you got cablevision and it was great. Now the cable is old fashioned and everyone has the disk TV but there are commercials all over it.

Even during Andy Griffith.

[Justina Thyme]

Originally Posted by SUV

Dear Sister, how deelightful to have met another who is "into" the concept of year-round CHRISTMAS!

Not everyone here is, including some of our Pastors who should know better

Also, Sister Virginia Templeton and I are unRepentant "Christ-O-holics." You, too, perhaps?

Well, I truthfully couldn't describe myself as a True "Christ-O-holic" (what a wonderful word!), but I have been known to keep my Christmas tree up until Memorial Day and I do begin my Christmas shopping right after the New Year. The idea of year-round Christmas is one I greatly enjoy.

Today in my part of this great country, (USA, of course ) it's quite warm, about 65 degrees. I'm so glad it's not mid-December because I, as I'm sure most True Christians™ do, most dearly love a White Christmas! But even if the Baby Jesus did decide to put me through the torture of a warm Christmas for His own inexplicable reasons, it would still be Christmas in my misery-ridden, grieving heart. GLORY!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by SUV

Dear Sister, how deelightful to have met another who is "into" the concept of year-round CHRISTMAS!

Not everyone here is, including some of our Pastors who should know better

Also, Sister Virginia Templeton and I are unRepentant "Christ-O-holics." You, too, perhaps?

You do know that most so-called Christmas traditions are actually Pagan in origin, right? The decorated tree - Pagan. Mistletoe - Pagan. Wreaths - Pagan. Caroling - Pagan. Exchanging wrapped gifts - Pagan. The red/green color scheme - Pagan. Even the date was chosen to overlay the Pagan celebration of Yule - the winter solstice. Biblical historians say that if shepeherds were sleeping in the fields on the night Jesus was born, it would have been late spring or early summer, not the middle of winter.
If you want to celebrate a Biblical Christmas, then you need to go give birth in a barn.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Sasquach

there is nothing about that that i agree with. Your way of thinking is so amazingly narrow minded that i cant even understand how you could think like that.

its really quite comical to read,

and people go on about MY spelling

You're not here to say what others like and dislike, you're here to tell us about newfangled stuff you don't like.

Now you don't like the newfangled shift key or the newfangled apostrophe.

Tell me, are you "newfangled"? I'm making a list.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by newfangled

there is nothing about that that i agree with. its really quite comical to read,

I had never thought of most of those before, but there are some I can agree with, like the Japanese hugging robots. And men spraying Axe bodyspray on themselves. Jesus would have never wanted that.

[VictoryOS]

Men who pluck their eyebrows and wear women's jeans.