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The enemy is everywhere -
12-02-2022, 08:42 PM
Some people accuse Christians of victim mentality when we defend ourselves against atheists, Muslims, Hindis, Buddhists, Zoroastrians (who pre-stole most of our ideas) and Pastafarians in the War of Aggression on Christmas. But I found out today it's even worse. Apparently the enemy is within. And they wonder why we stockpile guns...
It's past time than we go on the offensive and expand Christmas season beyond its traditional Nov 3 (when Starbucks switches cups) to Jan 6 (the betrayal of Pence) dates. From now on, I'm going to put up decorations on October 30th, subsuming the Devil's birthday, and extend it to February 15th to wipe out sin day.
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Re: The enemy is everywhere -
12-03-2022, 12:43 AM
Each year our battle gets tougher. The entire world of non Christians tries to eliminate Christmas or make it into some pagan party time. We have to step on these people wherever they are or whenever they show up.
I think your idea of starting the sacred season in October and running it into the first week in January is a good one. The Godless oriental people celebrate the New Year long and hard and if we can elbow our way into that, all the better.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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12-03-2022, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
It's past time than we go on the offensive and expand Christmas season beyond its traditional Nov 3 (when Starbucks switches cups) to Jan 6 (the betrayal of Pence) dates. From now on, I'm going to put up decorations on October 30th, subsuming the Devil's birthday, and extend it to February 15th to wipe out sin day.
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When I was a boy we'd often leave up our Christmas lights year round. Nothing says class, sophistication, and "I love Jesus," quite like Christmas lights and an inflatable manger scene in July.
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12-03-2022, 04:49 PM
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The Godless oriental people celebrate the New Year long and hard and if we can elbow our way into that, all the better.
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I really want to rub their noses in it, Mr. Mayor. Not some poxy fire crackers, I want monster trucks with giant flags drag racing in the streets. I want armed carol singers going door to door in camo gear and black balaclavas collecting donations.
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When I was a boy we'd often leave up our Christmas lights year round. Nothing says class, sophistication, and "I love Jesus," quite like Christmas lights and an inflatable manger scene in July.
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Brother Lukes, also festive music - motion activated so that it comes on whenever anyone walks past. And cockerels to announce the dawn, every day, lest anyone forget the denial of Peter. Not on my watch, Peter.
Lukes 22:33-34
And he said unto him, Lord, I am ready to go with thee, both into prison, and to death.
And he said, I tell thee, Peter, the cock shall not crow this day, before that thou shalt thrice deny that thou knowest me.
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12-04-2022, 01:40 PM
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Some people accuse Christians of victim mentality when we defend ourselves against atheists, Muslims, Hindis, Buddhists, Zoroastrians (who [URL="https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=117730"]October 30th[SIZE="1"] . . . [/IMG]to February 15th
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There is often music played in public places during the Christmas period that could be improved with a more direct Christian message. For example a so-called "hot" compilation of carols featuring a shiny human figure in hot pants may well contain words but the point is to focus attention on the limbs of the performer. Later, at a party where there is mistletoe, a friend turns up also dressed in hot pants and God is attacked as a result. I'd find that very offensive. Jesus came to set us free from sin - not to bring on a sin convention - and by highlighting the alternatives, if Jesus had not been born explicitly to be tortured to death, the persecution of Christians could be preempted especially on the dates suggested.
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12-04-2022, 03:12 PM
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There is often music played in public places during the Christmas period that could be improved with a more direct Christian message.
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Great idea, Sister Mitza. Why not replace "elevator music" played in malls, bland Christmas music, with Pastor Zeke sermons. Pastor Zeke blasting his message that sin will send you to hell will save many souls.
With good ideas on how and where to present our message we can defeat the enemy.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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12-05-2022, 10:55 AM
III John 1:2 Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth. God is clear here that external prosperity (a nice car, decent food and a well-stocked cellar) mirrors spiritual prosperity. But what about the poor whose souls do NOT prosper? Public transport exists for them, leading to the construction of bus terminals with waiting areas, transit zones and the inevitable muzak. Once upon a time there were cheesy (and therefore blasphemous) jazz compilations, seedy renditions on the mighty Wurlitzer organ of entirely secular selections, endless loops of vaguely familiar airs played on handbells etc., etc., 5 minutes without vomiting and you're more resilient than me. But now it's worse. Much worse. Looking for a "retro" theme and pandering to the clientele results in this sort of thing hour upon hour waiting for bus connections in bleak and lonely gloom. Eight minute excerpt:
seasonal waiting room décor
These are the ones most in need of The Good News. Now of course there are superficially wealthy individuals with rotten souls. Can they really be said to prosper? No. Theirs is the luxury of a predator, ever lusting for more, never having enough. And they do not travel by bus. I would be happy to contribute in support of a bus terminal witness (via the tannoy system) outlining WHY it had to be Jesus tortured in our place —— because elves did not visit His manger in Bethlehem, the very first Christmas of all.
Esther 5:11 – 7:9; 7:10 And Haman told them of the glory of his riches, and the multitude of his children, and all the things wherein the king had promoted him, and how he had advanced him above the princes and servants of the king . . . So they hanged Haman on the gallows that he had prepared for Mordecai. Then was the king's wrath pacified.
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12-07-2022, 02:19 AM
By almost any measure the Puritans were obnoxious and insufferable - particularly at the time when King James I was getting the King James Bible (1611) done. In my mind the Puritans were righteously persecuted and forced to leave. Of course they chose to move to the Godly US and left to us do deal with. Fortunately today there are none of them left (Praise Jesus!).
While we're on the subject of Christmas, I can't help but note that one of the most popular Christmas songs of all time is "White Christmas" - penned by Jew composer Irving Berlin (who also wrote "God Bless America"). I like to think that Irving Berlin redeemed himself of being part of the Jews that killed Jesus.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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12-04-2023, 12:54 AM
Now we are seeing the ultimate insult to Baby Jesus. It is a Christmas greeting that uses a pronoun for one of the most disgusting forms of profanity. The war against Christimas has been taken to a new level:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The enemy is everywhere -
12-04-2023, 04:55 PM
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Mr. Mayor, I'm sure the ladies would agree that is not even the most offensive thing about that sweater.
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12-04-2023, 05:11 PM
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Mr. Mayor, I'm sure the ladies would agree that is not even the most offensive thing about that sweater.
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Oh, my goodness, dear Brother Dr. Toole! The wording on that garish sweater is simply insulting, and totally unsuitable — especially when we are here to celebrate the Birth of the blessed : the !
Matthew 1:21 "And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call name : for he shall save people from their sins."
John 1:14 "And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth."
Well, as far as I am concerned, this War on Christmas will not end without some casualties, and it will not be on the side of the believers! No, the ones who will very much regret their sinful intrusions into the well-intended meaning of this Holy Season will be those who are opposing the Truth! And, SATAN Claus — wherever you are — I hope that you realize that this means YOU!
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Re: The enemy is everywhere -
12-11-2023, 03:02 PM
Hats off to the Million Moms group. They want the government to ban depictions of Santa as gay. This War on Christmas keeps getting escalated with no end in site. There is no reason we True Christians™ need to be subjected to the kind of Christmas liberals are imposing on us. It needs to be centered on Baby Jesus and nothing else.
1 Million Moms to Target: Stop selling ‘gay Santas’ on Christmas | Business News (christianpost.com)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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12-11-2023, 03:22 PM
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Hats off to the Million Moms group. They want the government to ban depictions of Santa as gay. This War on Christmas keeps getting escalated with no end in site. There is no reason we True Christians™ need to be subjected to the kind of Christmas liberals are imposing on us. It needs to be centered on Baby Jesus and nothing else.
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The sanctity of Santa Claus must be respected. For too long we conservatives have watched the disintegration of our Church as liberal values such as child rape, hypocrisy and grifting creep into our houses of worship. Enough! We need to make all this stuff illegal to force everyone to be Good Decent Christians.
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12-11-2023, 05:36 PM
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Well, I cannot say that I am surprised at this, dear Brother Mayor Hold. The War on mas has gotten worse over the past few years — no thanks to the LIE-beral DEMON-rats!
Even so, we can be grateful that we have President Trump and his love of mas to rescue us from this travesty. We can rest assured that our beloved President Trump will take care of this war accordingly. And, in so doing, he will bring back peace and prosperity to — much to the dismay of his critics who mock him continually!
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12-11-2023, 07:26 PM
Sister is, I know this issue is close to your heart. Regard this abomination: a retarted negro Santa. What's next? An invisible sky wizard that is his own father and... a ghost? or something... who watches you while you pee?
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Re: The enemy is everywhere -
12-11-2023, 09:12 PM
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Each year our battle gets tougher. The entire world of non Christians tries to eliminate Christmas or make it into some pagan party time. The Godless oriental people celebrate the New Year long and hard and if we can elbow our way into that, all the better.
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Oh, it's a terrible thing, dear Brother Mayor Hold; I will agree there — wholeheartedly. And, it's not just the New Year celebrations that the Godless oriental people are tampering with; it's mas, itself! Now, who on the 's green Earth has ever heard of a slant-eyed Santa/SATAN? Well, it is happening, as you shall see in the following two photographs. As much as I despise SATAN Claus, we can see how easily he is infiltrating all parts of the world!
Mind you, it's no wonder that the Chinamen would try to steal our blessed event; especially when there are so many Godless Chinese women walking around — wearing such outrageous, unholy costumes! Well, they will regret their sinful attitudes — mark my words — when the punishes them for their outlandishness!
Isaiah 3:18, 19, 20, 21, 24:
18 In that day the will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon,
19 The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers,
20 The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings,
21 The rings, and nose jewels,
24 And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty.
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