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Originally Posted by Bob4God
I think we can objectively say that True Christians are the most important citizens in the United States.
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I agree 100%. In fact, we may want to enact some sort of scale of theistic patriotism. As you all know, President George Bush Sr. said that
atheists should not be considered citizens or patriots. I suggest we name the scale in his honor. The units could be "Bushies" or "Bushels" or "
At the top of the scale would be all True Christians™. At the bottom would be atheists. Right above atheists, of course, would be pedophiles. I will work on creating an actual chart, but perhaps you all could post here and recommend any entries and their relative location on the chart? I will confirm our initial results with a study by the Landover University School of Theology Research.
Another question...Should it be a simple linear rating or should it be a two dimensional plotting on "Religious" and "Godly" axes? i am leaning towards a linear list, at least initially, due to the spped at which we could produce it and distribute it. Also, comprehension of two dimensional graphs among True Christians™ is questionable, as you all know. (No graphs in the Bible!) But the two dimensional chart has the advantage of greater fidelity. For example, since True Christians are both the MOST Godly and the MOST patriotic, they would be way up in the upper right hand corner. True Christians living outside the US would be almost the highest on the Godly axis, but very low on the Patriotic axis, but still way above atheists on both axes. You get the drift.
Thoughts?