[Romeo Rovagnati]

I am actually a bit worried for Mr. Trevor. I know that he lives in Iraq (Babylon) and he might already been forced to leave his Jahbulon worship and join ISIS. I'm still praying that he converts to actual Christianity.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

I am actually a bit worried for Mr. Trevor. I know that he lives in Iraq (Babylon) and he might already been forced to leave his Jahbulon worship and join ISIS. I'm still praying that he converts to actual Christianity.

Why, how very thoughtful of you to be concerned, Mr. Rovagnati. As we have not heard from Mr. Rastaferi for quite some time, I assumed that he was likely involved in over-indulging with his "ganga", or whatever they call that evil maryjiuana narcotic.

And, it's very good of you to hope that he has left his rebellious false religion, but let us hope that he finds True Christianity, as you have noted, and not another false religion, such as the horrid Cathyolick "church"! And, not the Mormons, either!

[Uncle Rutherford]

Dear beautiful sweet kind Isabella White who is the kindest whitest woman in Freehold whom I ONLY want to be friends with,

I assume that Babylon Man (never could pronounce his name) may be with my godless nephews picking up their welfare checks and injecting marijuanas in godless Camden New Jersey. You might ask why. I’ve studied the Nigra extensively throughout my life and noticed that the alleys of Camden New Jersey is like a pilgrimage akin to mooselamb Haaj. Maybe you could set another of your tvs outside your house to attract him? Don’t forget the FREE sign!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

Dear beautiful sweet kind Isabella White who is the kindest whitest woman in Freehold whom I ONLY want to be friends with,

I assume that Babylon Man (never could pronounce his name) may be with my godless nephews picking up their welfare checks and injecting marijuanas in godless Camden New Jersey. You might ask why. I’ve studied the Nigra extensively throughout my life and noticed that the alleys of Camden New Jersey is like a pilgrimage akin to mooselamb Haaj. Maybe you could set another of your tvs outside your house to attract him? Don’t forget the FREE sign!

Oh, my! Aren't you just so exceedingly kind, dear Mr. Rutherford, and I do thank you for your sweet sentiment. You know, Agatha (my sister) was asking about you the other day. I had mentioned that I am certain that you had helped us with our bags as we departed from the train at Grand Central Station one time, and she remembered the incident in detail.

Let us pray that Mr. Rastaferi is not engaging in any sinful, illegal activity in those alley-ways in New Jersey. I shall place his name at the top of my prayer list for this week's McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social. We'll be meeting at Sister Lulubelle's lovely home, and yours truly will be bringing the scones (blueberry & almond) and a lemon merginue cake. When you're in the area, dear Mr. Rutherford, please, do let me know so that I can extend an invitation to you to attend our Wednesday gathering.