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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-18-2011, 07:31 AM
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Look, it's not the forum's fault orientals drink jew ear juice. Take it up with them.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-23-2011, 07:48 PM
Jesus walks into a motel and throws three nails on the counter and says to the manager "Can you put me up for the night?"

Acts 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-23-2011, 10:13 PM
There was a joke told recently by Italian Prime Minister Sylvio Berlusconi on his birthday:
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Berlusconi, who turned 74, jocularly told well wishers a joke about about a Jew that charged another Jew 3,000 euros a day to hide him during the Holocaust. “The Jew says, the question now is whether we should tell him Hitler is dead and the war is over,” Berlusconi recounted as the punchline.


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-23-2011, 10:22 PM
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him the gas bill!

What's the worst part about raping a dead Jewish five year old?
Hearing the pelvis crack!
What's even worse?
There's six million more to go!

What candy did Hitler hate the most?
Jew Jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'

What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses!


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-24-2011, 12:24 AM
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Jesus walks into a motel and throws three nails on the counter and says to the manager "Can you put me up for the night?"
That was INCREDIBLY hateful! Why do you damned joos always insist on persecuting Christians?

It's behavior like this that brought God's wrath down on you during WW2.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-24-2011, 05:37 PM
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Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him the gas bill!
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What candy did Hitler hate the most?
Jew Jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
How about..
How did Hitler die?
He choked on a Jew Jew bean as he was shocked by the gasbill the jews send him.

Hehe, a well know joke here, but then with a cake known as 'Jew cake'. May God forbid these cakes some day!

Also,
A jew with an erection runs into a wall, what does he break?
His nose
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-25-2011, 12:49 AM
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A jew with an erection runs into a wall, what does he break?
His nose
You would think the bank tellers would be nice enough to warn him he was about to walk into a wall.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-25-2011, 01:37 PM
These jokes are hilarious! I really enjoy reading them.

Deuteronomy 12:28 - "Observe and hear all these words which I command thee, that it may go well with thee, and with thy children after thee for ever, when thou doest that which is good and right in the sight of the LORD thy God."
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-01-2011, 08:28 PM
Come on people! Keep it up with the jew jokes!

How many holes did the showerheads in Auswitz have?
11, so there's one to much for all fingers

Why do jews have big noses?
'Cause the air is free

A catholic priest and a rabby are walking down the street, on the other side of the street is a young boy. The priest says 'Let's screw him!'. The rabby replied 'Screw him out of what?'

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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-05-2011, 01:22 AM
You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-05-2011, 01:26 AM
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You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.
Of course, read Jeremiah 16:15-16! Jews deserved to be hunted. I don't see why we can't laugh about something that IS funny if GOD says it is okay.

Get a sense of humour!

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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.
They do indeed. I'm persecuted every time I post here.

But I know I am God's chosen and sleep well. All the fantasy of a "Jesus" aside.

Shalom to all

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Talking Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-05-2011, 10:15 AM
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You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.
Everyone knows, the 'holocaust' is a joo hoax created to garner sympathy and more importantly, money.

Even if it were true, can you tell any are missing?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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. . . I'm persecuted every time I post here . . .

Wah, wah, wah!

Always the complaints with you people. I'm persecuted, I'm being gassed, I'm having all my goods confiscated, I am being burned up in a crematoria.

Should have thought of all this before you murdered Jesus!!!

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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-11-2011, 01:49 PM
1: the holocaust was greatly enhanced by the Jews to gather sympathy from america who would help them STEAL THE LAND OF THE PALESTINIANS AND ABUSE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM.

2:

the leader of the ss walks into a camp.

he orders every jew to line up.

he said to the first "how high can you jump, jew?"
the jew replied with "1 meter sir"
"good" said the leader "have a piece of bread"

he walks to the second jew and asks "how high can you jump, jew?"
"2 meters sir"
"good" said the leader, and gave him two pieces of bread.

the leader walks to the third jew
" how high can you jump,jew?"
"three meters sir"
the leader screamed "shoot him, he can jump over the fence!!!"
:joo"

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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-11-2011, 08:51 PM
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I don't get the punchline. Did Moishe Goldbergstien drop a stolen Shekel on the other side or something? Jews don't exert themselves for free especially if they have free meals and a bed courtesy of the taxpayer.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-11-2011, 09:40 PM
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I don't get the punchline.
The greedy joo wanted 3 pieces of bread. Instead the greedy joo got dead.

Moral of the story: Greedy joos get dead.

Sheesh. I take it you weren't home-schooled.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-17-2011, 12:42 AM
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What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.

I apologize if this one has been added before (My friend's sister told me it). And I know its awful..

What's the difference between joos and pizzas?




pizzas don't scream when put in the oven..
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-17-2011, 12:44 AM
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I apologize if this one has been added before (My friend's sister told me it). And I know its awful..

What's the difference between joos and pizzas?




pizzas don't scream when put in the oven..
So now the story has evolved so that joos were stuffed into the ovens alive? This is starting to sound like a fish story, every time it gets bigger and bigger.

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