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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-18-2011, 03:19 AM
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Women are people too, they deserve to be treated the same way as men.
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Not according to the Holy Bible.
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-28-2011, 09:55 PM
Mister, I'm afraid you f*cked up that relationship.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-28-2011, 09:58 PM
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Mister, I'm afraid you f*cked up that relationship.
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Why the potty-mouth, friend? Please read my signature line for some scriptural guidance on the matter.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-28-2011, 10:07 PM
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Women are people too, they deserve to be treated the same way as men.
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Actually I have found one piece of scripture that does support your wild claim,
Exodus 21:20 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
Female slaves should be beaten in the exactly the same way as male slaves. There, some equality for you, happy now?
YIC
Jack
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-28-2011, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Epicfool
Mister, I'm afraid you f*cked up that relationship.
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Which relation he… um, fornicated up? The one with God - by strictly obeying his commandments - or the one with his disobedient, God-mocking wife? Which one is more important by your opinion?
YiC, DUH
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... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-28-2011, 11:46 PM
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Mister, I'm afraid you f*cked up that relationship.
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Fear not, God will reward His faithful.
Are you familiar with the story of Job in the Old Testament? Our LORD allowed Job to loose everything, his wife, his children, his home and all his livelihood. But Job would not speak out against the LORD because he knew God is good all the time, all the time God is good! The LORD rewarded him with another wife and some other children and even more riches than before!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 02:43 AM
lets get something clear, on what place on earth should it be right to hit a woman?
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by i make sense
lets get something clear, on what place on earth should it be right to hit a woman?
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Anyplace that calls itself Christian.
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Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by i make sense
lets get something clear, on what place on earth should it be right to hit a woman?
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Welcome to the friendliest forum on the internet!
Your question is a very good one and I am honored to share the love of Christ with you. The answer to your question, on what place on earth should it be right to hit a woman, is of course when you love her and desire a peaceful, respectful relationship. In the Holy Gospel, the book Hebrews tells us, " Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby." (Hebrews 12:11)
You see, this is because God has a perfect plan for us. "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing." (Eph. 5:22-24)
A man who truly loves his wife would do no less than to correct her as he would himself, but since he cannot step into her head (only God can read our minds), he would correct her physically. It is in the nature of a woman to rebel and so this is the only way to keep peace. " Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish. So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church. (Eph. 5:25-29)
A woman who loves her husband and who loves God would naturally obey her husband, even as he corrects her. "To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." (Titus 2:5)
But enough about us women, tell us friend, where do you fellowship with other Christians, what is your favorite verse and how much do you love Jesus?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 03:12 AM
hey mary so you d be happy to be punched right in the face by a man?
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by i make trouble
hey mary so you d be happy to be punched right in the face by a man?
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Not by any man, oh no. But if my husband were to find fault in something I did or failed to do, I would be happy to submit to his authority. Besides, I much prefer a Godly spanking.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 03:42 AM
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Not by any man, oh no. But if my husband were to find fault in something I did or failed to do, I would be happy to submit to his authority. Besides, I much prefer a Godly spanking.
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Um, this section is for MEN ONLY. Do we hijack your threads about crochet, knitting or general foolishness? No.
Kindly respect our domain.
In Christ.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 03:58 AM
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Um, this section is for MEN ONLY. Do we hijack your threads about crochet, knitting or general foolishness? No.
Kindly respect our domain.
In Christ.
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You rebuke and mock me publicly rightfully so, sir. My most humble apologies. I didn't see where I was, foolish me. I'll just take my pies to the ladies forum.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 04:56 AM
all you people are crazy...i swear i feel like yous are all brainwashed or something. i believe in god, but you guys take everything to the extreme. get a LIFE. and yous are all racist as piffle!! shame on yous.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 06:12 AM
Young lady, if you see an instance of racism here, please notify a pastor AT ONCE! Racists are NOT welcome.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 07:00 AM
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all you people are crazy...i swear i feel like yous are all brainwashed or something. i believe in god, but you guys take everything to the extreme. get a LIFE. and yous are all racist as piffle!! shame on yous.
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God gave us His rules in the King James Bible 1611 and we follow His rules. How can you follow rules to an extreme? Can you stop at a red light to an extreme? Can you drive on the correct side of the road to an extreme? No you either are doing it correctly or you are not.
To use this metaphor further.
Atheists are driving drunk down the wrong side of the road with their bare arse stuck out of the window and they don't care who gets hurt on the way. They deny the existence of the police and rip up 'the highway code'. One day they will be caught and punished.
Most Christians just don't know the rules. They just blindly follow the car in front without questioning where it is going. They go through red lights when it's convenient and say 'oh, you are taking that rule out of context' or 'that rule was meant for someone else'. They too will be caught and punished.
A True Christian knows and follows the rules even though they may be inconvenient. When we are stopped at the red light we have to suffer the blaring of horns as lukewarm Christians and atheists arses speed by.
The difference is that we will NOT be punished for our actions, we will be rewarded.
YIC
Jack
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 10:29 AM
You do realize that by posting this you have just admitted to a violent act?
This is illegal in the USA.
I hope that your wife realizes that you are a foolish man and leaves you.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 11:53 AM
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You do realize that by posting this you have just admitted to a violent act?
This is illegal in the USA.
I hope that your wife realizes that you are a foolish man and leaves you.
Regards,
TheCritic
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Instead of coming to our peaceful loving forum and impersonating an officer of the law, how about heading over to the Introduction forum and introducing yourself?
Once you get there, the instructions are at the top of the page. Let's see how you do!
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 12:49 PM
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You do realize that by posting this you have just admitted to a violent act?
This is illegal in the USA.
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Since when is spreading His word illegal in the US of A???
The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him.
Luke 6:22 tells us that because we preach the True doctrine of Jesus, men shall hate us and call us evil. We didn’t write the Holy Bible, we only follow it.
YiC, DUH
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-29-2011, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCritic
You do realize that by posting this you have just admitted to a violent act?
This is illegal in the USA.
I hope that your wife realizes that you are a foolish man and leaves you.
Regards,
TheCritic
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