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Default Cripple refuses to pray to God - left on train as punishment by God - still defiant - 03-27-2012, 04:19 PM

Sassy political activist, fake athlete and obvious atheist Baroness Grey-Thompson was rightly punished by God by being left stranded on a train.

Instead of spending her life begging for God's forgiveness and praying to be cured, the woman went out and got a job like normal people and is obviously a God-hater. She even pretends to be an athlete. While stranded on the train did she once pray to God for deliverance? Clearly not!

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The Paralympian gold medallist, a regular commuter from north-east England, said she was left stranded at King's Cross station at midnight.

"No-one came to help me so I waited 10 minutes then transferred myself from the seat onto the floor, and pushed my wheelchair towards the door of the train.

"Some construction workers saw what I was doing and ran over to help. But if I hadn't been able to get myself to the door I would have been stuck on the train until it was locked for the night."
Where was her chaperone? She was out at midnight on her own!

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"Over the past five years the number of disabled passengers travelling by train has doubled to over three million journeys a year," said a spokesperson.
Yes, that's three million unsupervised cripples roaming around defying God and trying to live lives like decent folk unsmitten by God. Three million of them cluttering up our railways demanding special treatment while spitting in the face of Baby Jesus rather than repenting.

Even when God's loathing for her must have been foremost in her mind, being trapped in a train, she found it impossible to call on her Lord and Saviour. Can you imagine a person in America in a fix and not praying like crazy then having a miraculous deliverance? A good Christian woman would have prayed to Jesus then thanked God for sending the workmen to her aid, not whined like a little girl because there wasn't a servant to help her.

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Default Re: Cripple refuses to pray to God - left on train as punishment by God - still defiant - 03-28-2012, 11:13 PM

Disabled people are just as capable of being loved by God. It's a disgrace our society still doesn't do enough to help people like her. She's achieved so much. I'd happily have her in my church.




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Default Re: Cripple refuses to pray to God - left on train as punishment by God - still defiant - 03-29-2012, 12:22 AM

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Disabled people are just as capable of being loved by God. It's a disgrace our society still doesn't do enough to help people like her. She's achieved so much. I'd happily have her in my church.
If the train doors closed, my good Christian able body would have been "stranded" also, however the zionist press would not get as blood thirsty for a story. I would be equally as 'irritated' as limpy was too, but I would spend the time wisely and read the KJV in the 10 minutes this "patient" woman waited.

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"If there's a breakdown in communication, or they forget, it's hard. It happens about once a month to me."
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Default Re: Cripple refuses to pray to God - left on train as punishment by God - still defiant - 03-29-2012, 12:56 AM

The salient issue here is that whenever someone anywhere suffers a misfortune, such as a cripple stranded on a train, it is because they have stubbornly refused to pray for Jesus to save them in accordance with Matthew 7:7. Such obstinacy proves that they either hate Jesus, or they don't believe in Him. Either way, the Bible dictates that they should be punished eternally.


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Default Re: Cripple refuses to pray to God - left on train as punishment by God - still defiant - 03-29-2012, 12:59 AM

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Disabled people are just as capable of being loved by God.
That's not what the Holy Bible says, you vile demon.

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For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cripple refuses to pray to God - left on train as punishment by God - still defiant - 04-07-2012, 10:48 PM



She doesn't look like a spacker. I'm starting to wonder if she's not just faking her disability to claim benefits and to get a go in the spaz Olympics.



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Default Re: Cripple refuses to pray to God - left on train as punishment by God - still defiant - 04-08-2012, 11:17 AM

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Disabled people are just as capable of being loved by God. It's a disgrace our society still doesn't do enough to help people like her. She's achieved so much. I'd happily have her in my church.
Yes. The minds God gives us all can show us so much more than the bare bones of a Jude (I'm reading that one now) or a Ruth or a few psalms.

His voice can reach us in that way with new paths to suit our new & up-to-date world view.


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