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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 03:40 AM

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you can ask me ANYTHING!

the answer is absolutely not
my father is the single smartest person i have ever met. he is also the kindest and hardest working person i know. i aspire to be even half the man he is. he is my best friend and has never led me wrong. i lean on him for advice and support often and i consider myself very lucky to have him in my life. i hope to be as good a father to my own children.
Your father is a God-damned fool, and a hellbound one at that.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you and your limp-wristed father burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 03:50 AM

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Your father is a God-damned fool, and a hellbound one at that.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you and your limp-wristed father burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
why would Jesus take pleasure in watching someone he loved burn for eternity and scream in agony?


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abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 03:58 AM

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i do not "hate" God. i just don't believe he is there.
if God loves me then why would he let me suffer eternal damnation and suffering? i know i certainly couldn't let someone i loved or my own child suffer even a moment of suffering if i could help it.
May I answer this question? I'm atheist but I have a take on this as well. Frankly, although an idea of Hell stimulates no reasonable possibility in my mind, I sometimes wish of a Hell for all the terrible people in the world. Unlike Baptists (I mean no offense in this), however, I only see the people without an ability to grieve their wrongdoings in Hell, and the cruel and nasty humans out there. The Baptists will probably counter me on this by saying that I will go to Hell, but to be honest... I will willingly go if it means all the wicked people will be roasting as well. Baptists, is it cruel of me to wish death and damnation to the wicked? Jesus said love your enemies, but this is literally imposible for me. There is a man in Spain who torchured 4 puppies to death. He taped their muzzles shut with duct-tape, squeezed their throats as they were laying wimpering limp in his hand, threw thew on the ground, made them eat their own feces, lit a flame to ones paw (whom he named cuatro feo or something along those linex), ear and muzzle for long priods of time, and he video taped this! He made a whole blog about it and did this not once, but twice! He said in the blog that they endured a total of 11 hours of this! None of the puppies survived, and I wish I could say the same about him. I wish his excruciating death. I wish his mouth was taped shut and he was burned and thrown around and made to eat his own feces. Does that make me a horrible person? Probably. Does it give meaning to why there could be a Hell? Definitely.
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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 04:00 AM

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May I answer this question? I'm atheist but I have a take on this as well. Frankly, although an idea of Hell stimulates no reasonable possibility in my mind, I sometimes wish of a Hell for all the terrible people in the world. Unlike Baptists (I mean no offense in this), however, I only see the people without an ability to grieve their wrongdoings in Hell, and the cruel and nasty humans out there. The Baptists will probably counter me on this by saying that I will go to Hell, but to be honest... I will willingly go if it means all the wicked people will be roasting as well. Baptists, is it cruel of me to wish death and damnation to the wicked? Jesus said love your enemies, but this is literally imposible for me. There is a man in Spain who torchured 4 puppies to death. He taped their muzzles shut with duct-tape, squeezed their throats as they were laying wimpering limp in his hand, threw thew on the ground, made them eat their own feces, lit a flame to ones paw (whom he named cuatro feo or something along those linex), ear and muzzle for long priods of time, and he video taped this! He made a whole blog about it and did this not once, but twice! He said in the blog that they endured a total of 11 hours of this! None of the puppies survived, and I wish I could say the same about him. I wish his excruciating death. I wish his mouth was taped shut and he was burned and thrown around and made to eat his own feces. Does that make me a horrible person? Probably. Does it give meaning to why there could be a Hell? Definitely.
Now why would you ask another godmocker something like this? He does the bidding of satan, same as you.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 04:08 AM

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May I answer this question? I'm atheist but I have a take on this as well. Frankly, although an idea of Hell stimulates no reasonable possibility in my mind, I sometimes wish of a Hell for all the terrible people in the world. Unlike Baptists (I mean no offense in this), however, I only see the people without an ability to grieve their wrongdoings in Hell, and the cruel and nasty humans out there. The Baptists will probably counter me on this by saying that I will go to Hell, but to be honest... I will willingly go if it means all the wicked people will be roasting as well. Baptists, is it cruel of me to wish death and damnation to the wicked? Jesus said love your enemies, but this is literally imposible for me. There is a man in Spain who torchured 4 puppies to death. He taped their muzzles shut with duct-tape, squeezed their throats as they were laying wimpering limp in his hand, threw thew on the ground, made them eat their own feces, lit a flame to ones paw (whom he named cuatro feo or something along those linex), ear and muzzle for long priods of time, and he video taped this! He made a whole blog about it and did this not once, but twice! He said in the blog that they endured a total of 11 hours of this! None of the puppies survived, and I wish I could say the same about him. I wish his excruciating death. I wish his mouth was taped shut and he was burned and thrown around and made to eat his own feces. Does that make me a horrible person? Probably. Does it give meaning to why there could be a Hell? Definitely.
You are putting the cart before the horse here, partner. Remember, if the puppy killer repents before he dies, he would still go to Heaven.

Besides, there's no restrictions against killing any animal for any reason. I'm failing to see the sin here.
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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 04:13 AM

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Now why would you ask another godmocker something like this? He does the bidding of satan, same as you.
please define "the bidding of satan"
i consider myself to be a kind, moral, and just person. i treat all people with respect and dignity and i wish no harm on anyone. i try my hardest to make this world a better place. i do not need the threat of eternal damnation to get me to act this way. i do it because i was taught to be kind to others and to leave the world a better place than i found it. i've shown nothing but kindness here and have been met with insults and hostility toward myself and my family. something i wouldn't have expected from people who claim to be Christians. it seems people here are full of hatred for those who think differently than themselves. this is a common islamic teaching and something i didn't see coming from a "Christian" community. you people are one step away from crashing an airliner into a building....


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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 04:20 AM

So you think you can gain admittance to Heaven through good deeds and noble intentions? Think if you help enough little old ladies across the street Jesus will give you a pass on all the filthy sin you wallow in?


Please see my sermonHERE and Pray over it.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 04:27 AM

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So you think you can gain admittance to Heaven through good deeds and noble intentions? Think if you help enough little old ladies across the street Jesus will give you a pass on all the filthy sin you wallow in?


Please see my sermonHERE and Pray over it.
i don't commit good deeds and noble intentions to gain admittance to Heaven. i do it because i believe that life on earth would be much better if everyone acted with compassion toward their fellow man.


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i don't commit good deeds and noble intentions to gain admittance to Heaven. i do it because i believe that life on earth would be much better if everyone acted with compassion toward their fellow man.
Who cares what you think? Life on this earth isn't what's important. It's everlasting life up in Heaven with Jesus that counts.

That, plus avoiding the firey pits of hell (where the worm dieth not).


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 05:05 AM

Hi non believer. What are your thoughts on extraterrestrials?


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Your father is a God-damned fool, and a hellbound one at that.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you and your limp-wristed father burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
Wow. It's hard to believe someone would be that twisted. I will pray for your soul Pastor Ezekiel for it to be cleansed of your hatred, and back on the honorable path.
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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 05:05 AM

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May I answer this question? I'm atheist but I have a take on this as well. Frankly, although an idea of Hell stimulates no reasonable possibility in my mind, I sometimes wish of a Hell for all the terrible people in the world. Unlike Baptists (I mean no offense in this), however, I only see the people without an ability to grieve their wrongdoings in Hell, and the cruel and nasty humans out there. The Baptists will probably counter me on this by saying that I will go to Hell, but to be honest... I will willingly go if it means all the wicked people will be roasting as well. Baptists, is it cruel of me to wish death and damnation to the wicked? Jesus said love your enemies, but this is literally imposible for me. There is a man in Spain who torchured 4 puppies to death. He taped their muzzles shut with duct-tape, squeezed their throats as they were laying wimpering limp in his hand, threw thew on the ground, made them eat their own feces, lit a flame to ones paw (whom he named cuatro feo or something along those linex), ear and muzzle for long priods of time, and he video taped this! He made a whole blog about it and did this not once, but twice! He said in the blog that they endured a total of 11 hours of this! None of the puppies survived, and I wish I could say the same about him. I wish his excruciating death. I wish his mouth was taped shut and he was burned and thrown around and made to eat his own feces. Does that make me a horrible person? Probably. Does it give meaning to why there could be a Hell? Definitely.
Um, okay...

How did the pups eat their own poop with their muzzles duct-taped shut? And how do you expect this guy to eat his own poop with HIS mouth taped shut? You're on drugs, aren't you? I mean right now, stoned right out of your gourd.

Whatever drugs you're using that making you hallucinate about people eating poop with taped-shut mouths should probably be drugs you refrain from indulging in any longer.

Just sayin'.
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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 05:08 AM

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Wow. It's hard to believe someone would be that twisted. I will pray for your soul Pastor Ezekiel for it to be cleansed of your hatred, and back on the honorable path.
Satan might hear your prayers, but Jesus sure won't. You're bound for hell, boy, unless you repent right here and now.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Satan might hear your prayers, but Jesus sure won't. You're bound for hell, boy, unless you repent right here and now.
Is Jesus speaking through you right now? So this is his final offer?

Anyway non believer if you want to chat sometime about the possible scenarios of the universe/multiverse/omniverse, hit me up on skype. I cannot private message you or leave a visitor message on your profile or I would do it there.

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Default Re: Pastor Ezekiel is a lunatic O.O - 02-16-2011, 06:02 AM

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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 12:51 PM

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Um, okay...

How did the pups eat their own poop with their muzzles duct-taped shut? And how do you expect this guy to eat his own poop with HIS mouth taped shut? You're on drugs, aren't you? I mean right now, stoned right out of your gourd.

Whatever drugs you're using that making you hallucinate about people eating poop with taped-shut mouths should probably be drugs you refrain from indulging in any longer.

Just sayin'.
Uhhhm... it's duct-tape. It's not that hard to just cut it off with scissors, or even rip it off. Google it if you don't know what I'm talking about.
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Uhhhm... it's duct-tape. It's not that hard to just cut it off with scissors, or even rip it off.
So now puppies know how to use scissors?

I am sorry that you were deprived of oxygen as long as you were during the birthing process. It would have been more merciful had it been a bit longer.


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Since this is asked the unsaved, dirt napping scum anything ok

Question: why do unbelievers kill so many puppy dogs?



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Default Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING! - 02-16-2011, 02:16 PM

Actually I'd like to ask this hunbelieving mad mongol why he hasn't just ended it all already, what with having to live a life with no purpose etc.

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ok here is a question

i saw in the Creation Science sub-forum that there is a thread about the Earth being flat

is this a commonly held belief amongst this community?
this is something new to me. i have met many Christians and as far as i know, not many of them believe that the earth is flat. in fact i was taught that the earth was round in my classes at Catholic school. Is this something that Christians argue about amongst themselves? does the bible make any reference to the shape of the earth? i'm not familiar with any passages.
The earth is both round and flat. Did you ever see a quarter, as twenty-five cent piece?

As to the biblical references about a flat earth, you obviously did not read that thread. You read the title. I myself posted no less than three articles in that particular thread quoting scripture and giving an explanation of the Hebrew words that showed God meant round as in plate and not as in sphere. God knows the difference. He also knew Greek, Hebrew and Latin which confirms his words. I know he was happy when mankind was finally smart enough to learn American, his favorite language.


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