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Jesus Multiverse Theory - The Perfect Solution to "Bible Contradictions"! - 01-04-2018, 06:24 AM

Sinners are everywhere and they're constantly trying to undermine Jesus by referring to apparently "contradictory data" in both the glorious Old Testament and the mind-blowing New Testament. We all know that these contradictions can simply be dismissed as they are impossible (Psalms 12:6). However, these logical minefields remain an obstacle to general Salvation and they must be constantly assessed.

Recently, the sinner scientists have made a huge mistake. They've actually discovered a simple solution to the claims of contradictory accounts in the Bible.

The Multiverse.

Instead of there being only One Universe Created by God (Genesis 1:1), there could be many.
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Another idea that arises from string theory is the notion of "braneworlds" — parallel universes that hover just out of reach of our own
At first glance, the idea is ridiculous but is it? We don't need it but one day, and maybe very soon, the sinners will find ways to observe these other universes and we must be prepared by preparing suitable counter-arguments beforehand. In fact, the Bible says that God can do anything so if there are multiverses, it is now obvious that God Created them all!

Revelation 19:6
And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

This seems to suggest that the multitude could be the inhabitants of the Multiverses all praising God's name. Glory! What does this mean for the "Bible contradictions". It means everything! The "inconsistencies"AND different accounts" simply vanish, because they must have taken place in different Multiverses. I've prepared two diagrams to show how logical and simple this solution is. This breakthrough in Creation Science is based on prayer and Bible Study only, thus it is utterly reliable. The first diagram is about the Old Testament. We can see that God Created two parallel Universes, one is the "old one" with an age as high as hundreds of thousands, even a million years, and the other one is the one that we see around us, Created 4004 BC. Glory.

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As we can see, God can do everything. While these Universes were Created separately, they gradually approach each other and a Big Merge is taking place. This encounter is called Jesus Christ! In addition, some sinners claim that there are more than two accounts of the same situation in the Old Testament. By accepting two Multiverses, it is not a giant leap to accept that God in His Glory (Exodus 40:34) could have branched some temporary detours which we can call with the letters a, b, c, etc. This constant branching and coalescing is no problem for God,and it explains why some sinners see "contradictions" in the Bible.

What about Jesus?! The most abominable atheists are also seeing contradictory claims in the New Testament. Beginning from the parentage of Jesus, they're trying to seduce our Youth away from Jesus. Fortunately, this is easily solved by the "Matthew" and "Luke" Multiverses that, once again, meet at the pivotal point of the Cross. Praise Jesus!

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At the bottom of Fig. 2 we can see how the Multiverses met and then remained together with some obvious bypasses (such as Salvation through Faith only [Romans 4:2] and Salvation requiring Works [James 2:14]). In addition, some intriguing remnants of the former separate Universes remain. We have dinosaur bones that are totally petrified but also bloody, rotten osteological dino remains. We have the Grand Canyonmany thousands of years old but at the same time it was carved by the receding Floodwaters of Noah. Thus, while the observations strongly support the young age of Creation, some lingering reminders of the "old Universe" continue to harass the Believers.

There is no contradiction. Does Jesus support the idea? In fact, He does. I mentioned above the possibility of several branches of these two principal Universes. There could be a Multiverse 2b, or should we say 2-beta, as Greek was the language used to first document Jesus's adventures. There could also be a Universe called "Old Multiverse 1-omega" or Matthew-kappa or Luke-iota, etc., etc. Can Jesus contain that?

Revelation 22:13
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.


With this elegant theory we can now counter-attack the atheist swarm and I am happy to announce that I am expecting mass conversions of physicists, biologicals and geologists very soon!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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