Sinners are everywhere and they're constantly trying to undermine Jesus by referring to apparently "contradictory data" in both the glorious Old Testament and the mind-blowing New Testament. We all know that these contradictions can simply be dismissed as they are impossible (Psalms 12:6). However, these logical minefields remain an obstacle to general Salvation and they must be constantly assessed.
Recently, the sinner scientists have made a
huge mistake. They've actually discovered a simple solution to the claims of contradictory accounts in the Bible.
The
Multiverse.
Instead of there being
only One Universe
Created by God (Genesis 1:1), there could be many.
Quote:
Another idea that arises from string theory is the notion of "braneworlds" — parallel universes that hover just out of reach of our own
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At first glance, the idea is
ridiculous but is it? We don't need it but one day, and maybe very soon, the sinners will find ways to observe these other universes and we must be prepared by preparing suitable counter-arguments
beforehand. In fact, the
Bible says that
God can do anything so if there are multiverses, it is now obvious that
God Created them all!
Revelation 19:6
And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.
This seems to suggest that
the multitude could be the inhabitants of the Multiverses all praising God's name. Glory! What does this mean for the "Bible contradictions". It means
everything! The "inconsistencies"AND different accounts" simply
vanish, because they must have taken place in different Multiverses. I've prepared two diagrams to show how logical and simple this solution is. This breakthrough in
Creation Science is based on
prayer and
Bible Study only, thus it is
utterly reliable. The first diagram is about the
Old Testament. We can see that
God Created two parallel Universes, one is the "old one" with an age as high as hundreds of thousands, even a million years, and the other one is the one that we see around us, Created 4004 BC.
Glory.
As we can see,
God can do everything. While these Universes were Created separately,
they gradually approach each other and a Big Merge is taking place. This encounter is called
Jesus Christ! In addition, some sinners claim that there are more than two accounts of the same situation in the Old Testament. By accepting
two Multiverses, it is not a giant leap to accept that
God in His Glory (Exodus 40:34) could have branched some temporary detours which we can call with the letters a, b, c,
etc. This constant
branching and coalescing is
no problem for
God,and it explains why some sinners see "contradictions" in the
Bible.
What about
Jesus?! The most abominable atheists are also seeing contradictory claims in the
New Testament. Beginning from the parentage of
Jesus, they're trying to seduce our Youth away from
Jesus. Fortunately, this is easily solved by the
"Matthew" and "Luke" Multiverses that, once again, meet at the pivotal point of the
Cross. Praise
Jesus!
At the bottom of Fig. 2 we can see how the Multiverses met and then remained together with some obvious
bypasses (such as
Salvation through
Faith only [Romans 4:2] and
Salvation requiring
Works [James 2:14]). In addition, some intriguing
remnants of the former separate Universes remain. We have dinosaur bones that are totally petrified but also
bloody, rotten osteological dino remains. We have the Grand Canyonmany thousands of years old but at the same time it was carved by the receding
Floodwaters of
Noah. Thus, while the observations strongly support the young age of Creation, some
lingering reminders of the "old Universe" continue to harass the Believers.
There is
no contradiction. Does
Jesus support the idea? In fact, He
does. I mentioned above the possibility of
several branches of these two principal Universes. There could be a Multiverse 2b, or should we say 2-
beta, as
Greek was the language used to first document Jesus's adventures. There could also be a Universe called "Old Multiverse 1-
omega" or Matthew-
kappa or Luke-
iota,
etc.,
etc. Can Jesus contain that?
Revelation 22:13
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
With this
elegant theory we can now counter-attack the atheist swarm and I am happy to announce that I am expecting
mass conversions of physicists, biologicals and geologists
very soon!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer