[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond

Fusion cuisine has gone out of control:

I hear that. Why do they have to make all the cleaning chemicals look like Kool-Aid?

It just causes all sorts of problems. A few years back, one of my motel cleaning ladies (Maritza or Marisol or something) brought her anchor baby to work and it drank a bunch of the drain cleaner from her cart because it looked like blue raspberry punch. The little beaner brat ended up dying and the maid freaked out and stopped working very hard. She became quite a nuisance, really, and I ended up having to call ICE and they got rid of her for me. Thank God for ICE!