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Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
08-10-2007, 02:30 AM
Ice Skating, Swimming (of course!), Wrestling, Tennis, and especially European "Football" AKA Soccer! Did I miss any???
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08-10-2007, 05:09 AM
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
08-10-2007, 07:37 AM
what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.
I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
08-10-2007, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Bert from Belgium
what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.
This forum is PACKED with GODS WORD. You seem to seek AND FIND perversion in the purest places.
I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports
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I have to agree with you here Bert. Coming from Belgium, possibly the GAYEST of EURO FAG COUNTRIES (except for Ass-Lichtenstein ) EVERY SPORT IN THE KNOWN WORLD WOULD SEEM MACHO TO YOU INCLUDING MENS FIGURE SKATING.
Anyway - isn't the National sport of Belgium Paedophilia?
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
08-10-2007, 11:51 AM
You forgot to mention the national sport of Finland, curling. I believe it was Brother Deaner who first awakened us to the menace of this horrific "sport":
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
08-10-2007, 12:54 PM
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what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.
I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports
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indeed english football is something i enjoy
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
08-10-2007, 12:58 PM
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indeed english football is something i enjoy
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Which makes you a homer.
Also that nonsense called "crickets" is faggy. All that is is pre-stolen American Baseball.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
08-10-2007, 01:55 PM
Rugby; there is nothing more homerish that a bunch of grown men jumping on each other. Praise Jesus we have proper football over here.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
06-18-2010, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bert from Belgium
what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.
I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports
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I must disagree. Do any of you understand how hard ballet is? I took ballet classes for twelve years, and actually, the entire reason I started learning french instead of german or spanish was to improve my understanding of the sport, so you you could say that I know what I'm talking about. Ballet is even harder for the men because they have to do all of the lifting and carrying along with the twists and the turns and the plies and the ponies...
Although you could say, I guess, that the ballet entrenched me deeper into my own lesbian identity.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
06-18-2010, 07:37 AM
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I must disagree. Do any of you understand how hard ballet is? I took ballet classes for twelve years, and actually, the entire reason I started learning french instead of german or spanish was to improve my understanding of the sport, so you you could say that I know what I'm talking about. Ballet is even harder for the men because they have to do all of the lifting and carrying along with the twists and the turns and the plies and the ponies...
Although you could say, I guess, that the ballet entrenched me deeper into my own lesbian identity.
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I'm sorry but I have to call B.S. on this one.
Whoever heard of a negress ballerina?
Really, has their been any? The problem with your claim is that a ballerina must be exceedingly thin. Like Beverly Hills, puke after you eat a banana, Olsen twins, cocaine diet thin. You negresses have too much "booty" to get in the way of the proper dance moves.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
06-18-2010, 08:30 AM
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I'm sorry but I have to call B.S. on this one.
Whoever heard of a negress ballerina?
Really, has their been any? The problem with your claim is that a ballerina must be exceedingly thin. Like Beverly Hills, puke after you eat a banana, Olsen twins, cocaine diet thin. You negresses have too much "booty" to get in the way of the proper dance moves.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
05-02-2011, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bert from Belgium
what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.
I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports
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I agree...FULLY AGREE, in fact.
I do not think sports has much of anything to do with sexual orientation, although the ONLY way is the STRAIGHT way!
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
04-03-2011, 01:53 AM
I have a question for you all. Like you guys don't care if you are judged for your way of life right? But its still offensive if someone hates on you for your lifestyle. Obviously some people don't agree with you and most are very vocal about it. But why call gay people "fags." or even, why would you name gay sports for people to watch out for. I'm not going to get into why people are gay but honestly, its so hateful. I'd just rather you be a little more respectful of peoples lifestyles other than your own.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
04-03-2011, 02:35 AM
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I have a question for you all. Like you guys don't care if you are judged for your way of life right? But its still offensive if someone hates on you for your lifestyle. Obviously some people don't agree with you and most are very vocal about it. But why call gay people "fags." or even, why would you name gay sports for people to watch out for. I'm not going to get into why people are gay but honestly, its so hateful. I'd just rather you be a little more respectful of peoples lifestyles other than your own.
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I agree with you that "fag" is not a very nice way to refer to queers. I'd prefer that people use "sodomite" or "abomination" as it connotes a Biblical tone.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
04-03-2011, 02:37 AM
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I agree with you that "fag" is not a very nice way to refer to queers. I'd prefer that people use "sodomite" or "abomination" as it connotes a Biblical tone.
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Why cant you just know that they are going to hell according to your way of life instead of having to put them down every chance you get. There is no need to call them sodomite and abomination other than to purely offend them. I just think its not cool to call someone a name like that just to put them down. I'm not going to go and say you guys are idiots for believe what you do...
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
04-03-2011, 02:45 AM
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Why cant you just know that they are going to hell according to your way of life instead of having to put them down every chance you get. There is no need to call them sodomite and abomination other than to purely offend them. I just think its not cool to call someone a name like that just to put them down. I'm not going to go and say you guys are idiots for believe what you do...
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Where did I put anyone down? Good grief, I try and extend a tolerant olive branch to you, and you snap at me like a rabid swamp turtle and then imply that I'm an idiot.
Instead of using common slurs, I am simply trying to use Biblical references for queers, to wit:
( Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
( Jude 1:7) "Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."
You have hurt me deeply, young man...I expect an apology.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
04-03-2011, 02:52 AM
I agree, it was poor word choice in idiots, I didn't mean to imply that. I understand you are using it from the bible, and I have read those verses. I'm not saying you are using it in a derogatory way I'm just saying that I have seen others on this board use it in a way that isn't nice and singles gay people out, not for preaching, but for bashing.
Sorry if I had offended you,
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
04-07-2011, 07:02 AM
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Ice Skating, Swimming (of course!), Wrestling, Tennis, and especially European "Football" AKA Soccer! Did I miss any???
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O.O SWIMMING?! Tennis?! Ice Skating?! SOCCER?! I can understand Wrestling... But anywho; how?! Why?!
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
04-07-2011, 10:05 AM
Forgive me if I missed it, and someone already named the most gaytarded sport of all time, but I'd like to add handball to this list. Seriously, we are talking about a sport that makes out with other sports and spends a lot of time caring about how its "friends" dress.
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Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! -
04-07-2011, 04:05 PM
You nailed it Bill, handball is one of the gayest sports ever. Check the name of the goaling team here...Cocks!!!!
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