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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-27-2011, 12:14 AM
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I said, MEN: DON'T LOOK THAT PICTURE !!!
" But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. "
(Matthew 5,28)
I showed that pic for ladies.
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Were you trying to get us to think lesbian thoughts about her?
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-27-2011, 01:45 AM
Mrs. Hutchins never dresses like a whore. She is too busy doing Gods work. Tending to the barn, putting hay in the loft, scrubbing floors, cooking my meals and darning my BVD's. I do not think I have ever seen her in the pool house.
Scratch that, once Mrs. Hutchins was in the pool. She was there to clean the tiles when the pool was drained because Mandi's (one of my Godly nieces) hankie (I think is what it was) had clogged the main drain.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-27-2011, 04:23 AM
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Mrs. Hutchins never dresses like a whore. She is too busy doing Gods work. Tending to the barn, putting hay in the loft, scrubbing floors, cooking my meals and darning my BVD's. I do not think I have ever seen her in the pool house.
Scratch that, once Mrs. Hutchins was in the pool. She was there to clean the tiles when the pool was drained because Mandi's (one of my Godly nieces) hankie (I think is what it was) had clogged the main drain.
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Looks like a soft hankie! I'd love to have my nose in that!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-27-2011, 08:21 AM
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Were you trying to get us to think lesbian thoughts about her?
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Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
12-05-2011, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul the gypsy scum
I showed that pic for ladies.
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We good, Christian girls won't be tempted into your heathen ways by your unholy swim wear! We have our husbands to protect us from such perversions!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
12-06-2011, 04:47 PM
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It seems like they also offer longer lengths.
Making it even more modest!
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it's a good thing that black is slimming.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-17-2012, 06:53 PM
I have to say my daddy has the best solution to this problem, he just doesn't let me go swimming. That's it, that's all. He says if I want to swim I might as well go sell myself for the devil and his evil ways. The only time I was allowed to "swim" was when I was baptized and saved!!!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-21-2012, 11:44 AM
I will ask my husband about these. Would be great to go to the beach again. Actually, I never met a truly christian woman who had regular swimwear, but these are giving me new hope!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-21-2012, 06:21 PM
We don't have a beach in our kitchen.
I can't imagine the need for a swim suit.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-25-2012, 08:28 AM
The swimwear you posted looks fantastic Mrs. Rogers Thank you for sharing the link. They have some wonderful swimwear
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
02-23-2012, 11:46 PM
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If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway.
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Exactly, they all shgould be locked up for being sexual predators. Adam and EVe were naked weren't they?
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
02-24-2012, 06:26 AM
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Exactly, they all shgould be locked up for being sexual predators. Adam and EVe were naked weren't they?
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Only during their brief sinless phase
GENESIS 3
17 And vnto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened vnto the voyce of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commaunded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eate of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake: in sorow shalt thou eate of it all the dayes of thy life.
18 Thornes also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee: and thou shalt eate the herbe of the field.
19 In the sweate of thy face shalt thou eate bread, till thou returne vnto the ground: for out of it wast thou taken, for dust thou art, and vnto dust shalt thou returne..
21 Unto Adam also, and to his wife, did the LORD God make coates of skinnes, and cloathed them.
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Quite close to where I live there is a lake, and one of the outflowing rivers sports a populat and secluded swimming hole. It is frequented by shameless perverts, especially at night. Around 2 a.m. there can be quite a little gathering, many of whom do wear animal skins of different types - but it does not look as though very much of the animal is used to make these garments. Something about the size of a guinnea pig would be adequate for what most of the hallucinating participants would wear but I was amazed to witness how these monsters ripped the skimpy "swimwear" off one another in the dark, floodlit by SUV headlights, gyrating wildly on the white sandy shore. I have no idea what was happening in the water but the frenzy reminded me of a piranha attack (without the blood). God knows what they were doing, and God smote them by fire killing 173 (with 30 still missing).
So yes, Adam and Eve were naked BUT when they discovered their shame were equally smitten.
Although I do enter the water from time time (to catch an eel or two - they are plentiful around here) I would NEVER do so for "fun" and neither should any True Christian woman (unless instructed to by her owner) [subject to Pastoral approval]. I did notice that after these Godly bushfires the swimming hole was one of the first sites to be rehabilitated. Now you'd never know that there'd been a fire at all! Satan is indeed active in these, the last days.
EDIT: I cannot find a suitable picture of the type of garment so will have to edit one
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
02-24-2012, 07:41 AM
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EDIT: I cannot find a suitable picture of the type of garment so will have to edit one
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EDIT 2: this is about as much as the average harlot could be expected to wear
NAHUM 3
4 Because of the multitude of the whoredomes of the wel-fauoured harlot, the mistresse of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredomes, and families through her witchcrafts.
5 Behold, I am against thee, saith the Lord of hostes, and I will discouer thy skirtes vpon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakednesse, and the kingdomes thy shame.
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It appears to me that the men wear nothing at all
One local manufacturer is offering this garment in dyed chamois as swimwear that may be suitable for a Christian to wear - if it is ever appropriate for a Chriatian woman to swim at all (except when necessary to feed herself). Combined with a pullover - in jute, or tully, perhaps - these garments might be OK [subject to Pastoral approval].
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-07-2019, 04:47 PM
nice sharing!!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-07-2019, 04:52 PM
i also found best swimsuits with detailed discription of it hope you will like it [ad deleted]
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-07-2019, 06:53 PM
There is only one mention of swimming in the Bible (Isaiah 25:11), and it's not altogether positive. If God wanted us to swim, He would've given us gills. We don't have them, so to swim is to mock God. The fact that people dress like porn stars while swimming just confirms its un-Godly nature.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-07-2019, 08:48 PM
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There is only one mention of swimming in the Bible (Isaiah 25:11), and it's not altogether positive. If God wanted us to swim, He would've given us gills. We don't have them, so to swim is to mock God.
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I find that remark extremely offensive, Mr Lukes. All my boys are strong swimmers and the older ones dedicate much of their spare time to protecting the shores of the south of England from the endless scourge of illegal immigrants in easily-punctured inflatable dinghies, sent over by the Godless French. Wetsuits, scuba gear, spearguns and well-honed shooting skills are all they need to send these people (who as a rule cannot swim) to their watery doom.
Another benefit of their hard work is that we get quite a lot of free fish and the occasional seal.
It may have escaped your notice that there is quite a lot of water around the borders of the United States? When boatloads of Mexicans start invading your shores - or, worse, when Canadians start crossing those lakes in rubber dinghies - you will have need of those skills. Though possibly not in Nebraska, unless the "global warming" conspira-loons are right and sea-levels rise unexpectedly.
It is important for children who live near the sea to learn to swim even before they can walk, as it gives them a fighting chance of survival should they crawl over a clifftop. That's assuming the tide is in, of course.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-07-2019, 11:30 PM
I have been swimming in places like Fire Island, NY and Key West, FL wearing a chamois loin cloth. Both of those outings saw men brought to their knees in front of God and others. I think it's not so much what we wear as long as it's modest (covering the foul parts of our bodies). We can't walk on water like Jesus, so we must swim through it if required.
I would love to swim with Joanna's boys, offering help with the dreadful French. Our Canadian border is as vulnerable as that of England, Ireland, Wales, and Scotland. Perhaps your boys could reciprocate by helping me in Nova Scotia?
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-09-2019, 09:22 PM
My 10-piece is made of iron, and looks a bit like an Iron Maiden. Great for when I go snorkelling.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
01-10-2019, 05:47 AM
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I have been swimming in places like Fire Island, NY and Key West, FL wearing a chamois loin cloth. Both of those outings saw men brought to their knees in front of God and others. I think it's not so much what we wear as long as it's modest (covering the foul parts of our bodies). We can't walk on water like Jesus, so we must swim through it if required.
I would love to swim with Joanna's boys, offering help with the dreadful French. Our Canadian border is as vulnerable as that of England, Ireland, Wales, and Scotland. Perhaps your boys could reciprocate by helping me in Nova Scotia?
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My earlier picture of chamois loin cloths does not display so here it is again.
In these last days there's little regard for dress standards. To catch a fish or bring up a pearl is one thing. Flaunting oneself to encourage voluptuousness in others is something else. God is always consistent and His requirements are set out plainly regarding hairstyles, fabrics, bling and so on. And because He is consistent those standards never change.
Nahum 1:3-6 The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet. He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the rivers: Bashan languisheth, and Carmel, and the flower of Lebanon languisheth. The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein. Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him. Every effort to remind bathers what happens to people rejecting God's standard is important and always appreciated. As the days lengthen and the sun returns for summer, or when witnessing amongst ice-fields and snow, the trend for outré eyewear is becoming rather noticeable. Gendernonspecificity is a word dreamed up for just such a purpose. Satan knows than seemingly innocent frivolities are really a gateway to the most disgraceful antics imaginable. Bathing locations, particularly where after steaming oneself one is expected to jump in a frozen lake, are his prime targets.
I know you'll be revolted by the following designs which I'm sure you'd never wear but it's so important to glean where your witness is most urgently needed. Satan will be spiritually active wherever these "shades" are worn. Women's styles above, men's below and I have no idea about the middle but one of them's got lipstick.
When fashionistas repurpose garments which do have a valid use, such as the chamois loincloths more or less essential for pearling, that is where our witness is most urgent to save deluded wretches from the torments they deserve. God is explicit on this and God is always consistent. This is our encouragement to step out for Him to make His mercies known.
Micah 7:18 Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? he retaineth not his anger for ever, because he delighteth in mercy.
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