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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Cornholing? -
01-09-2007, 03:53 PM
Brothers and Sisters.
It seems there is a new game that is all the rage. It's is called Cornholing.
You toss your bean bag into a hole.
I find this to be an abomination and surely a game the Devil invented.
Please help prevent this fad. When you hear young men bragging about their cornholing abilities, please be sure to REBUKE them in the name of the LORD JESU so this Satanic game does not reach our innocent children of Landover.
There will be NO CORNHOLING ALLOWED IN LANDOVER!
With Love, Sister Thumper
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-09-2007, 05:27 PM
Sounds like a Game for Homers as far as I can make out Sister Thumper. Certainly not for True Christian™ males.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-10-2007, 02:43 AM
Ohhh loves...it's nothing new at all. In fact...it's a very OLD "game", lol.
BTW, loves,...mind if I share my cornholing abilities with you???
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-10-2007, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
BTW, loves,...mind if I share my cornholing abilities with you???
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Yes, I most certainly do mind, you degenerate. I don't know (or want to know) the details of the "games" that you play in Transistorized, Pennsylvania, or wherever it is, but we'll have none of that here in the Godly red states.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-11-2007, 12:44 AM
Thump...Thump...Thump...
What's that I hear loves?
Well MY OH MY it's the BIBLE THUMBER gang!! ROFLMAO!!
Sorry, loves, but I just had to...well....you know loves...what's a "girl" to do??????????
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-11-2007, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
Thump...Thump...Thump...
What's that I hear loves?
Well MY OH MY it's the BIBLE THUMBER gang!! ROFLMAO!!
Sorry, loves, but I just had to...well....you know loves...what's a "girl" to do??????????
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What on earth is a "Bible Thumber" when it's at home? I do hope it's not yet another of your disgusting homer euphemisms.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-12-2007, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Brothers and Sisters.
It seems there is a new game that is all the rage. It's is called Cornholing.
You toss your bean bag into a hole.
I find this to be an abomination and surely a game the Devil invented.
Please help prevent this fad. When you hear young men bragging about their cornholing abilities, please be sure to REBUKE them in the name of the LORD JESU so this Satanic game does not reach our innocent children of Landover.
There will be NO CORNHOLING ALLOWED IN LANDOVER!
With Love, Sister Thumper
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Well, considering that you post something that you have no idea what is and then claim it is Satanism, I've come to the conclusion that you're all mormons. With the exception of a few. Not only that, you post it and then refuse to let anyone tell you what it is...
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-12-2007, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Myers
Well, considering that you post something that you have no idea what is and then claim it is Satanism, I've come to the conclusion that you're all mormons. With the exception of a few. Not only that, you post it and then refuse to let anyone tell you what it is...
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Son,
We are in the business of Saving® Souls for JESUS.
YOU are the ignorant one!
If you want to be Cornholed by Satan, I guess that is your choice..... but as he is Cornholing you, don't forget that we, True Christians™ WARNED you!
Get right with JESUS, before he decides to kill you!
With Love, Sister Thumper.
p/s: Have you hit the PayPal button yet and Donated to GOD'S Favorite Church™? You may want to TODAY. I'm sure JESUS is angry at you for defending one of Satan's favorite games.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-12-2007, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
If you want to be Cornholed by Satan, I guess that is your choice..... but as he is Cornholing you, don't forget that we, True Christians™ WARNED you!
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Indeed. Yet people say that we don't show Christian love here.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-12-2007, 07:08 PM
Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity;
But thou hast delivered thy soul.
Ezekiel 3:19
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-21-2007, 03:49 AM
We dont play cornhole in canada. In fact i havent heard of it before now. And you yanks are the ones calling Canadians homers.
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-21-2007, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Peacekeeper
We dont play cornhole in canada. In fact i havent heard of it before now. And you yanks are the ones calling Canadians homers.
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As has been documented exhaustively in these boards, God hates cannuckistan. If you love Jesus, get out now!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-21-2007, 04:07 PM
How do you know god hates canada? Oh but the little voices in your head tell you? Im sure theyre right...
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-22-2007, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Peacekeeper
How do you know god hates canada? Oh but the little voices in your head tell you? Im sure theyre right...
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Actually, the mostly-Godly Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church explains exactly why on his website, www.godhatescanada.com. WHY don't you READ IT?!
I know. It's because you're a lazy JIFFYLUBE forum 'tard and prefer to wallow in ignorance, spitting out imbecilic one-liners that show nothing but your dull-wittedness, right?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-22-2007, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Peacekeeper
How do you know god hates canada? Oh but the little voices in your head tell you? Im sure theyre right...
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Listen, I know you are a mental midget, and a cannucki to boot, but try and follow this. When you see a word or words with a blue line under them, like THIS, then you can discover the reference to the subject at hand by clicking on that blue line. Follow?
We know what God hates and loves because we are True Christians and are guided by the Holy Spirit©. Any more questions, nancy?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-23-2007, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Pisstaker
How do you know god hates canada?
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We consult the big book He wrote for us, full of detailed information about what He hates. We observe that the many of the descriptions of what God hates match very closely with an average Canadian's day. We use simple logic to deduce that God hates Canada. Which of these do you have a problem with?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-24-2007, 08:28 PM
That's a dirty and stupid game.
I wish I never heard about it
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-25-2007, 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
That's a dirty and stupid game.
I wish I never heard about it
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Now you know how Jesus feels.
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-25-2007, 03:59 PM
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How do you know god hates canada?
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One word.... Quebec
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-25-2007, 11:24 PM
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One word.... Quebec
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Amen. After he's finished winning in Iraq, I truly pray that our Godly President Bush will fumigate the frogs in our attic.
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