[BrittanyKelton]

Hello all, I'm new to this website.
My name is Brittany I've just recently joined my local Baptist church and I am looking for guidance and answers to my many many questions!

Thanks in advance!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

That wasn't much of an introduction.

How old are you? What church does your husband take you to? What's his favorite pie?

[BrittanyKelton]

I'm 17, unmarried. I prefer to not reveal my location over the internet, but I live in New York and I am VERY new to baptism.

This hasn't been much of a friendly response to innocent questions so far, I'm afraid.

[Cranky Old Man]

Welcome to our forum!

Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton

This hasn't been much of a friendly response to innocent questions so far, I'm afraid.

What are your questions exactly?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Welcome to our forum!

What are your questions exactly?

She keeps pestering me about sex.

[James Hutchins]

Brittany, we are Baptists, Baptism is what occurrs when you are repented.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

She keeps pestering me about sex.

Hm, that's not very healthy for an unmarried woman.

[BrittanyKelton]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Welcome to our forum!

What are your questions exactly?

Oh, you've been the only one to give me responses that weren't hateful/offending in any way. So, I REALLY appreciate it.

But I was referring to my questions in the "Only Satan gives women orgasms" topic. They truly were innocent and Pastor Ezekiel seems to have a bit of a problem with me. I've grown up learning biology and science and this is all new to me, which was why I was looking for satisfying answers to help me understand why God would give women the ability to orgasm in the first place.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton

But I was referring to my questions in the "Only Satan gives women orgasms" topic.

To be honest I think it is not healthy to think about such subjects. I understand you are curious, having had several kids myself, but it is a dangerous form of curiosity that can best be cured by intensive Bible Study and a lot of praying.

[BrittanyKelton]

Pastor Ezekiel, no disrespect, but the whole topic was about sex. I wasn't the only person replying and I never asked for your personal answer, it was your choice to respond to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton

Oh, you've been the only one to give me responses that weren't hateful/offending in any way. So, I REALLY appreciate it.

But I was referring to my questions in the "Only Satan gives women orgasms" topic. They truly were innocent and Pastor Ezekiel seems to have a bit of a problem with me. I've grown up learning biology and science and this is all new to me, which was why I was looking for satisfying answers to help me understand why God would give women the ability to orgasm in the first place.

I find it unhealthy and unChristianlike for a teenaged girl to be discussing such things. You shouldn't even know what an "orgasm" is! What kind of parents let their children think about such depravities? And demanding "why" of God is never a good idea.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton

Pastor Ezekiel, no disrespect, but the whole topic was about sex. I wasn't the only person replying and I never asked for your personal answer, it was your choice to respond to me.

When you post in our forums, you can expect people to respond.

[BrittanyKelton]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

To be honest I think it is not healthy to think about such subjects. I understand you are curious, having had several kids myself, but it is a dangerous form of curiosity that can best be cured by intensive Bible Study and a lot of praying.

Thank you, I'll keep that in mind.

[BrittanyKelton]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I find it unhealthy and unChristianlike for a teenaged girl to be discussing such things. You shouldn't even know what an "orgasm" is! What kind of parents let their children think about such depravities? And demanding "why" of God is never a good idea.

Excuse me Pastor, but why is asking God why wrong? I have confidence that He will answer my questions or send me to a forum like this where other more experienced Baptists than myself can! (:

I go to public school, we are taught about human reproduction and as a consequence, I know about the reproductive system.

[BrittanyKelton]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

When you post in our forums, you can expect people to respond.

That is my point exactly. I was not pestering him personally, but pestering in general perhaps aha. (:

It was his choice to respond to my question. If he felt he would be pestered, he didn't have to respond.

[James Hutchins]

Brittany, you are an under-aged, unmarried girl.

You should be worried about finding a husband before it is too late. Once married, then worry about cooking and cleaning. You only have to be afraid of sex once every ten months or so.

I will tell you this. My wife contemplates 'these things' during the visits to her Monthly Visitor Shack.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton

That is my point exactly. I was not pestering him personally, but pestering in general perhaps aha. (:

It was his choice to respond to my question. If he felt he would be pestered, he didn't have to respond.

You see what going to public school does to children? Home schooled kids would NEVER talk back like that to a Pastor! They take Prayer out of schools and teach the kids all about sex and filth and probably hand out condoms and tell them that being a queer is "natural" and all sorts of unChristian ideas...and this is what you get! A teenaged girl getting uppity with her betters!

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton

I go to public school, we are taught about human reproduction and as a consequence, I know about the reproductive system.

That sounds like a dangerous school. I protected my children from these things by home schooling them. If I may ask how much time do you spend reading your Holy Bible?

[BrittanyKelton]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You see what going to public school does to children? Home schooled kids would NEVER talk back like that to a Pastor! They take Prayer out of schools and teach the kids all about sex and filth and probably hand out condoms and tell them that being a queer is "natural" and all sorts of unChristian ideas...and this is what you get! A teenaged girl getting uppity with her betters!

Hahahahahaha, Pastor Ezekiel, you are everything I despise in humans and humanity. Truly, I'm free from religion (atheist *GASP*) and was simply trying to see if Southern Baptists are as sexist, racist, and homophobic as everyone says they are. Really, your reputation proceeds you! I lied to you and do you wanna know a secret? THERE IS NO GOD TO CONDEMN ME TO ETERNAL FIRES FOR IT. Your imaginary friend God, does not exist and if He did, he would send you to Hell for spreading hate and violence instead of His message of love and mercy.

This isn't biblical times anymore Pastor. Women have rights. You should be comitted to a psychiatric ward for living in a fairy tale world.

Yours truly,
A non-believer.

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton

Truly, I'm free from religion (atheist *GASP*)

Busted. Pastor Ezekiel is very skilled at outing posers.

You played the game and lost.

If you want to win something big, open the KJV 1611 Bible and READ IT.