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Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:26 AM
Hello all, I'm new to this website.
My name is Brittany I've just recently joined my local Baptist church and I am looking for guidance and answers to my many many questions!
Thanks in advance!
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:30 AM
That wasn't much of an introduction.
How old are you? What church does your husband take you to? What's his favorite pie?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:33 AM
I'm 17, unmarried. I prefer to not reveal my location over the internet, but I live in New York and I am VERY new to baptism.
This hasn't been much of a friendly response to innocent questions so far, I'm afraid.
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:38 AM
Welcome to our forum!
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Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton
This hasn't been much of a friendly response to innocent questions so far, I'm afraid.
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What are your questions exactly?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Welcome to our forum!
What are your questions exactly?
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She keeps pestering me about sex.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:41 AM
Brittany, we are Baptists, Baptism is what occurrs when you are repented.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
She keeps pestering me about sex.
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Hm, that's not very healthy for an unmarried woman.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Welcome to our forum!
What are your questions exactly?
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Oh, you've been the only one to give me responses that weren't hateful/offending in any way. So, I REALLY appreciate it.
But I was referring to my questions in the "Only Satan gives women orgasms" topic. They truly were innocent and Pastor Ezekiel seems to have a bit of a problem with me. I've grown up learning biology and science and this is all new to me, which was why I was looking for satisfying answers to help me understand why God would give women the ability to orgasm in the first place.
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton
But I was referring to my questions in the "Only Satan gives women orgasms" topic.
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To be honest I think it is not healthy to think about such subjects. I understand you are curious, having had several kids myself, but it is a dangerous form of curiosity that can best be cured by intensive Bible Study and a lot of praying.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:45 AM
Pastor Ezekiel, no disrespect, but the whole topic was about sex. I wasn't the only person replying and I never asked for your personal answer, it was your choice to respond to me.
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton
Oh, you've been the only one to give me responses that weren't hateful/offending in any way. So, I REALLY appreciate it.
But I was referring to my questions in the "Only Satan gives women orgasms" topic. They truly were innocent and Pastor Ezekiel seems to have a bit of a problem with me. I've grown up learning biology and science and this is all new to me, which was why I was looking for satisfying answers to help me understand why God would give women the ability to orgasm in the first place.
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I find it unhealthy and unChristianlike for a teenaged girl to be discussing such things. You shouldn't even know what an "orgasm" is! What kind of parents let their children think about such depravities? And demanding "why" of God is never a good idea.
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1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton
Pastor Ezekiel, no disrespect, but the whole topic was about sex. I wasn't the only person replying and I never asked for your personal answer, it was your choice to respond to me.
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When you post in our forums, you can expect people to respond.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
To be honest I think it is not healthy to think about such subjects. I understand you are curious, having had several kids myself, but it is a dangerous form of curiosity that can best be cured by intensive Bible Study and a lot of praying.
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Thank you, I'll keep that in mind.
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I find it unhealthy and unChristianlike for a teenaged girl to be discussing such things. You shouldn't even know what an "orgasm" is! What kind of parents let their children think about such depravities? And demanding "why" of God is never a good idea.
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Excuse me Pastor, but why is asking God why wrong? I have confidence that He will answer my questions or send me to a forum like this where other more experienced Baptists than myself can! (:
I go to public school, we are taught about human reproduction and as a consequence, I know about the reproductive system.
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
When you post in our forums, you can expect people to respond.
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That is my point exactly. I was not pestering him personally, but pestering in general perhaps aha. (:
It was his choice to respond to my question. If he felt he would be pestered, he didn't have to respond.
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 12:55 AM
Brittany, you are an under-aged, unmarried girl.
You should be worried about finding a husband before it is too late. Once married, then worry about cooking and cleaning. You only have to be afraid of sex once every ten months or so.
I will tell you this. My wife contemplates 'these things' during the visits to her Monthly Visitor Shack.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton
That is my point exactly. I was not pestering him personally, but pestering in general perhaps aha. (:
It was his choice to respond to my question. If he felt he would be pestered, he didn't have to respond.
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You see what going to public school does to children? Home schooled kids would NEVER talk back like that to a Pastor! They take Prayer out of schools and teach the kids all about sex and filth and probably hand out condoms and tell them that being a queer is "natural" and all sorts of unChristian ideas...and this is what you get! A teenaged girl getting uppity with her betters!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by BrittanyKelton
I go to public school, we are taught about human reproduction and as a consequence, I know about the reproductive system.
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That sounds like a dangerous school. I protected my children from these things by home schooling them. If I may ask how much time do you spend reading your Holy Bible?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You see what going to public school does to children? Home schooled kids would NEVER talk back like that to a Pastor! They take Prayer out of schools and teach the kids all about sex and filth and probably hand out condoms and tell them that being a queer is "natural" and all sorts of unChristian ideas...and this is what you get! A teenaged girl getting uppity with her betters!
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Hahahahahaha, Pastor Ezekiel, you are everything I despise in humans and humanity. Truly, I'm free from religion (atheist *GASP*) and was simply trying to see if Southern Baptists are as sexist, racist, and homophobic as everyone says they are. Really, your reputation proceeds you! I lied to you and do you wanna know a secret? THERE IS NO GOD TO CONDEMN ME TO ETERNAL FIRES FOR IT. Your imaginary friend God, does not exist and if He did, he would send you to Hell for spreading hate and violence instead of His message of love and mercy.
This isn't biblical times anymore Pastor. Women have rights. You should be comitted to a psychiatric ward for living in a fairy tale world.
Yours truly,
A non-believer.
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Re: Because I was commanded to... -
01-30-2010, 01:12 AM
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Truly, I'm free from religion (atheist *GASP*)
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Busted. Pastor Ezekiel is very skilled at outing posers.
You played the game and lost.
If you want to win something big, open the KJV 1611 Bible and READ IT.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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