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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-15-2015, 03:35 PM
Ladies, we have to do better with our pot luck dinner's Sunday's after Church. The Pastors were so disappointed with yesterday's pot luck dinner I thought they were going to spank me.
Please Sister's, NO MORE shaved carrot raisin salad. Carrot shavings belong in the trash bin!
I also know that some of you get lazy from time-to-time and bring ready-made store bought food. Now, we all know that only whores don't cook from scratch. Also, whoever keeps bringing Three Bean Salad, please find a a better dish. Honestly, no one really likes it.
Let's try to plan next Sunday's pot luck a little better. Perhaps we should state in advance what we are bringing. I mean dessert is nice..... but not when half of the table is dessert.
Perhaps it would be easier for use if we had a theme each week? This week it shall be BABY ! This week I plan on bringing baby in a blanket.
What dish are you bringing?
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Re: Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-15-2015, 04:52 PM
I have a request for you ladies. While I am wholeheartedly in favor of any attempts to improve any menu with which I am associated as a diner, I would ask that there be no scaling back on the desserts. I am particularly fond of the pecan pie.
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Re: Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-15-2015, 05:41 PM
Sister Daisy May, sadly I'm unable to take part while my dear husband is still busy over here in England, but my eldest stepdaughter (Faith) will be there on Sunday and has asked if crown roast rack of lamb with all the trimmings would be appropriate. If so, how many would you need?
The lamb is to remember the shepherds (Luke 2:8-20) and the crown shape to recall John 19:2 and Jesus's sad but temporary death. The vegetables are just for decoration, though a good honey-roast potato is usually welcome!
1 Peter 5:4 - And when the chief Shepherd shall appear, ye shall receive a crown of glory that fadeth not away.
(Faith would ask you herself, but she's only 16 and her husband doesn't want her using the Internet.)
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-16-2015, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Sister Daisy May, sadly I'm unable to take part while my dear husband is still busy over here in England, but my eldest stepdaughter (Faith) will be there on Sunday and has asked if crown roast rack of lamb with all the trimmings would be appropriate. If so, how many would you need?
The lamb is to remember the shepherds (Luke 2:8-20) and the crown shape to recall John 19:2 and Jesus's sad but temporary death. The vegetables are just for decoration, though a good honey-roast potato is usually welcome!
1 Peter 5:4 - And when the chief Shepherd shall appear, ye shall receive a crown of glory that fadeth not away.
(Faith would ask you herself, but she's only 16 and her husband doesn't want her using the Internet.)
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Ooo, that looks delicious. It would be lovely if you could make it look more like a crown of thorns instead of lil chefs hats.
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Re: Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-16-2015, 06:47 AM
Since I cannot attend, but I am a decent cook, I'll send along a dish of lamb with olives grown from my local orchard blessed by a pastor. I would hate, Sister Daisy, for you to get punished for other's mistakes...that was Jesus' job and He did it so perfectly (of course it would be feeble women who mess it up)!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-16-2015, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Ooo, that looks delicious. It would be lovely if you could make it look more like a crown of thorns instead of lil chefs hats.
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Those were just put there to keep the grease off at a finger-buffet. If you don't put them on, the effect of the charred bones is a lot spikier.
The trouble is, if you decorate with real thorns (or barbed wire, which looks great!) then accidents can happen.
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Re: Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-16-2015, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Now, we all know that only whores don't cook from scratch. Also, whoever keeps bringing Three Bean Salad, please find a a better dish. Honestly, no one really likes it.
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I'm glad someone finally said it. I'm no gossip, but frankly, someone thinks going to Costco and grabbing restaurant size tub of Three Bean Salad is perfectly acceptable. I've noticed this same someone also tends to work her way from the dessert table first. Not that it makes any difference to me, but some people shouldn't then complain about shoes being made smaller every year when she stuffs enough Baked Alaskan down her gullet to choke a horse. It would be one thing if those complaints were quiet, but she's so loud, and she has the most horrible cackle when she laughs. We all hear it, and let me tell you Mrs. *********, people aren't laughing with you. They're laughing at you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-16-2015, 08:01 AM
I don't like those little pom-pommy things? Are they a Pommy thing? ie: what they do in England?
This is what it should look like:
Something a man could get his teeth into.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-16-2015, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I'm glad someone finally said it. I'm no gossip, but frankly, someone thinks going to Costco and grabbing restaurant size tub of Three Bean Salad is perfectly acceptable. I've noticed this same someone also tends to work her way from the dessert table first. Not that it makes any difference to me, but some people shouldn't then complain about shoes being made smaller every year when she stuffs enough Baked Alaskan down her gullet to choke a horse. It would be one thing if those complaints were quiet, but she's so loud, and she has the most horrible cackle when she laughs. We all hear it, and let me tell you Mrs. *********, people aren't laughing with you. They're laughing at you.
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Amen Sister! Also, someone needs to tell Sister D*******n that her cobblers are the worst. They look like pans of baked puke. You would think she would be embarrassed to bring them into a house of .
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Re: Pot Luck Dinner DISAPPOINTMENT! -
06-16-2015, 11:01 PM
Maybe, Sister Daisy, we could put together a cookbook of good desserts (approved by the men) so that these, certain, women don't make the same error again. I mean, how hard is it to mess up a recipe!? I could make a perfect apple pie by the age of six!!!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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