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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-03-2010, 08:33 AM
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How come the Pastor is still on here leaving messages if he is missing. Sorry but thats in its self is confusing have you tried to contact the Pastor on here.
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can you read the IP addresses? The DOF can and they aren't from Pastor Zeke. Whoever has done this foul deed has also stolen his password!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 01:18 AM
Sorry folks. I was in Tahiti on a missionary trip to bring The Word to the virile young men who hang around the beaches there practically naked, and I had to really give it my all, and anyway, my cellphone fell into the sea, and so I couldn't call in.
Sorry about that. Won't happen again.
Great missionary trip though.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 01:21 AM
tahiti is beautiful. i spent a week there with my fiance and we had the time of our lives.
this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 01:35 AM
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Sorry folks. I was in Tahiti on a missionary trip to bring The Word to the virile young men who hang around the beaches there practically naked, and I had to really give it my all, and anyway, my cellphone fell into the sea, and so I couldn't call in.
Sorry about that. Won't happen again.
Great missionary trip though.
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We thank God you are back safe and sound.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 02:14 AM
Glad to here your back. Hope you had a successful trip
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 02:21 AM
Oh it was great. No tan lines.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 07:53 AM
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tahiti is beautiful. i spent a week there with my fiance and we had the time of our lives.
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You're not yet married? I certainly hope her father chaperoned you two and that there was no fornication.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 08:28 AM
Welcome back! I will give some of the bunnies I shot today to your servants.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 01:23 PM
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Sorry folks. I was in Tahiti on a missionary trip to bring The Word to the virile young men who hang around the beaches there practically naked, and I had to really give it my all, and anyway, my cellphone fell into the sea, and so I couldn't call in.
Sorry about that. Won't happen again.
Great missionary trip though.
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Is it true that the females run around all most nude? I have heard that they all have tattoos and bones through their noses. Are they really in breeders too? From what I understand they are all related to Mr Christian the pirate that stole the ship Bounty?
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 01:32 PM
i am unmarried thanks and there was no chaperone of course. the nude beaches in tahiti are to die for. i was sore for a week after i got back no tan lines and all. maybe pastor ezekiel isnt such a bad guy afterall. no one who vacations in tahiti can come back mean.
this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 02:31 PM
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i am unmarried thanks and there was no chaperone of course.
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You went unchaperoned?
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the nude beaches in tahiti are to die for. i was sore for a week after i got back no tan lines and all.
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Sure you where sore from no tan lines. It wasn't from verile half naked men
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maybe pastor ezekiel isnt such a bad guy afterall. no one who vacations in tahiti can come back mean.
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Pastor Ezekiel was on a mission for the church, not a vacation. And he is never mean. He just tell's the truth, and sometimes the truth is harsh.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 02:35 PM
no tan lines and my pale skin means i was sore. i am a redhead and thats not my fault and it is okay.
this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 03:24 PM
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i am unmarried
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How surprising...
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thats not my fault
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Oh please. Man up and take some responsibility for once in your life!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 03:29 PM
when we went to tahiti we stayed at the royal tahitian in papeete and the beaches were fabulous. the locals are all very nice and accommodating.
this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-04-2010, 04:04 PM
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when we went to tahiti we stayed at the royal tahitian in papeete and the beaches were fabulous. the locals are all very nice and accommodating.
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Your'e a queer, right? What are you doing here? This is a Christian forum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-05-2010, 03:59 AM
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tahiti is beautiful. i spent a week there with my fiance and we had the time of our lives.
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How long have you been engaged to him?
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