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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 01:34 AM
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I think that it is sad. Those people don't have very much, and now they have even less. It's always sad when people die through no fault of their own.
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I would think it is horrible, if not for the fact that Jesus did it. In fact, God knew this was going to happen from the moment he decided to create the universe! The Lord works in mysterious ways, no?
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01-14-2010, 01:39 AM
There are Christian Hatians, and they're unhygenic because they're poor. Hati is the poorest country in the western hemisphere, because of a corrupt government. Why should the people be punished for what a corrupt and unmanageable government does?
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01-14-2010, 01:42 AM
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There are Christian Hatians, and they're unhygenic because they're poor. Hati is the poorest country in the western hemisphere, because of a corrupt government. Why should the people be punished for what a corrupt and unmanageable government does?
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You didn't listen to Pat Robinson's Godly commentary on the Haitians' pack with Satan.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 01:44 AM
No, I'm sorry.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 02:28 AM
CNN is even poking fun at Haiti right now! Here is an ACTUAL SCREEN SHOT I took about 2 minutes agao of CNN's home page... Note that even the Nyquil add looke like a dead Haitian!
Go check it out for yourself!
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01-14-2010, 06:19 AM
According to Fox News, Haiti is over 80% Catholic and French is the "official" language. 'nuff said.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 02:23 PM
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According to Fox News, Haiti is over 80% Catholic and French is the "official" language. 'nuff said.
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Yea, that about covers it. We don't need to send aid. We need to send grave-diggers and be done with the voodoo heathens.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 02:39 PM
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According to Fox News, Haiti is over 80% Catholic and French is the "official" language. 'nuff said.
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Brother Aziraphale, this is just outrageous. I was channel surfing and accidentally wound up looking at CNN (Communist News Network). They were showing all this tear-jerking stuff about Haiti, and said that the USA had pledged millions of dollars in aid.
"Millions of dollars" - to a bunch of Catholic French-speaking Euroweenies! And they're negroes too. Well, we shouldn't be surprised - wasn't Obama born in Haiti?
To top it off, Pat Robinson has already exposed the Haitians as devil worshippers. Personally, I think the most humane thing we could do is nuke the place. Jesus would approve.
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01-14-2010, 05:15 PM
It just goes to show you, if you rebel against your slavemasters God will smite you sooner or later.
For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king. 1 Samuel 15:23
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 05:38 PM
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It just goes to show you, if you rebel against your slavemasters God will smite you sooner or later.
For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king. 1 Samuel 15:23
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Praise Brother Montague! The wages of class warfare are destruction! The Judgment of the Lord against the TAKERS of the Haitian underclass and their brutal, blood thirsty attack on the Haitian Creators. This earthquake is just another payment for the Haitian's collective sin of going against their betters.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 05:44 PM
One of the more interesting aspects to all this in addition to it being Gods will, is the reaction of all the bleeding heart LIEbrals. If you can stomach going to their sites that is
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 05:56 PM
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Praise Jesus! He is busy today squishing and smiting a million jigaboos on a Godless rock infested with escaped slaves, an AIDS-ridden nest of animalistic harlotry on a scale unknown in the Western Hemisphere (God's favorite!).
I'll be up all night, praying for the highest body count possible. Go Jesus, GO!
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THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
How can you say that!? There are people dying in Haiti, they're suffering while you're just making fun of them and wishing more of them died. They're not NEGROES they're HUMAN BEINGS made of FLESH AND BLOOD with feelings and minds and emotions. I can even assure you that MOST are smarter than you, and accept differences as they are.
You've crossed the line between extremist and INHUMAN; I'm ashamed to belong to your same race and afraid of what the future may bring with....creatures like yourselves. Please tell me you're just joking, because it's TOO MUCH.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 05:58 PM
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THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
How can you say that!? There are people dying in Haiti, they're suffering while you're just making fun of them and wishing more of them died. They're not NEGROES they're HUMAN BEINGS made of FLESH AND BLOOD with feelings and minds and emotions. I can even assure you that MOST are smarter than you, and accept differences as they are.
You've crossed the line between extremist and INHUMAN; I'm ashamed to belong to your same race and afraid of what the future may bring with....creatures like yourselves. Please tell me you're just joking, because it's TOO MUCH.
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Please refer to this Godly video were Pat Robertson explain how Haiti sold their collective souls to the devil.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 06:02 PM
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THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
How can you say that!? There are people dying in Haiti, they're suffering while you're just making fun of them and wishing more of them died. They're not NEGROES they're HUMAN BEINGS made of FLESH AND BLOOD with feelings and minds and emotions. I can even assure you that MOST are smarter than you, and accept differences as they are.
You've crossed the line between extremist and INHUMAN; I'm ashamed to belong to your same race and afraid of what the future may bring with....creatures like yourselves. Please tell me you're just joking, because it's TOO MUCH.
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Unless they are certified ex-negros, and have attended LBC's academy run by Remy to become certified as such, their actual status is questionable.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 06:03 PM
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THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! They're not NEGROES !.
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I saw them on CNN and they looked like negroes to me.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 06:08 PM
Yes, here is their tribal Chief who is denying the Actions of The Lord of Hosts (when the evidence is all around him) and trying unsuccessfully to explain why Pat Robertson's perfect explanation may (in the Chief's opinion) be faulted.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 06:09 PM
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Please refer to this Godly video were Pat Robertson explain how Haiti sold their collective souls to the devil.
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BS.
What guarantees you that this is true?
Nothing.
How many of the people that "pacted with the devil" are alive today?
None.
You're infrahuman beings, not even close the the standards of an animal. Wishing for the highest body count is absolutely FILTHY. The descendants of the people who made wrong choices (assuming what this mormon said is true) have nothing to do with that "pact", or whatever nonsense it is. It wasn't their choice, it was their ANCESTOR'S choice.
If what you say is true, jesus is a soulless bastard; punishing the sick and poor with something they had nothing to do with.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 06:14 PM
You're all sick.
You talk about sending people to mental institutions, but YOU belong in mental institutions, cleansing your sick minds of your EXTREME FANATISM to an UNREAL god. Now, I'm not saying you should stop believing, but this is SICK and INHUMAN. Would you let a Hatian DIE infront of your doorstep just because they're "negro"?
If so, you need a lesson on HUMANITY. Please. This is ridiculous.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 06:16 PM
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BS.
What guarantees you that this is true?
Nothing.
How many of the people that "pacted with the devil" are alive today?
None.
You're infrahuman beings, not even close the the standards of an animal. Wishing for the highest body count is absolutely FILTHY. The descendants of the people who made wrong choices (assuming what this mormon said is true) have nothing to do with that "pact", or whatever nonsense it is. It wasn't their choice, it was their ANCESTOR'S choice.
If what you say is true, jesus is a soulless bastard; punishing the sick and poor with something they had nothing to do with.
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My dear, getting yourself worked up in this place will accomplish nothing. Christians, and evangelical Christians in particular, tend to insulate themselves from the rest of society. As a consequence there is a high degree of incest narrowed genetic diversity.
I have been here for some time studying this evolutionary and anthropological phenomenon that a fervent belief in God seems to instill. It is fascinating.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 06:17 PM
I recall Scripture states some sins are not pardoned for seven generations. Seems like Brother Robertson is quite correct in that regard.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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