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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-27-2012, 11:52 AM
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yes because making a new copy of it to burn it that makes so much since create more of what you hate and waste paper fuc*ing retard
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Look, pal, you better be respectful from this point on, or I will be forced to rebuke you.
First and last warning, friend.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-27-2012, 11:58 AM
lol funny i tried being respectful in the first post i made on this site and guess what happened lets see... oh thats right
i was told i was wrong
attacked instantly without anyone wanting to actually talk they just bitched
and third someone changed my name to make me sound like a pervert
so in all due respect fuc* off cause you dont respect me
so....
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Recovering Bastard Head of Landover Glee Club
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-27-2012, 12:12 PM
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lol funny i tried being respectful in the first post i made on this site and guess what happened lets see... oh thats right
i was told i was wrong
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The best way to show respect is via honesty, don't you think, friend?
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attacked instantly without anyone wanting to actually talk they just bitched
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True Christians never "bitch," friend. They only try to show you the path to salvation.
Please remember to leave your societal conventions at the door here. We follow the conventions of the Holy Bible.
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and third someone changed my name to make me sound like a pervert
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Honesty often causes pain. Perhaps this is a time for self-reflection?
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so in all due respect fuc* off cause you dont respect me
so....
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Your vulgarity is noted, and frowned upon.
Remember, your duty as a guest is civility, even in the face of adversity.
To do anything else is savage, don't you think?
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-27-2012, 12:16 PM
ya i agree it is savage but you should also note i dont care anymore i'd love to stay and argue some more but i have to go to school now and work so that i can contribute to society instead of feeding it worthless shit
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09-27-2012, 12:21 PM
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ya i agree it is savage but you should also note i dont care anymore i'd love to stay and argue some more but i have to go to school now and work so that i can contribute to society instead of feeding it worthless shit
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By "contributing" to "society" with your atheist "school" and "work" you are only adding another turd to the pile of worthless shit that is your "life."
Instead you should be reading your 1611 King James Bible, friend.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-27-2012, 09:00 PM
my school while public still has some spirtual people who have risked there job to join some of the students in some of the prayers they have idk the details as i was not there.
and my work i plan on doing is joining the army i think that will help a lot of people and stop the terrorist you people are so afraid of
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-27-2012, 09:42 PM
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yes because making a new copy of it to burn it that makes so much since create more of what you hate and waste paper fuc*ing retard
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How is it a waste?
I have to start my fires with something. Paper can be converted to heat energy.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-27-2012, 09:45 PM
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and my work i plan on doing is joining the army i think that will help a lot of people and stop the terrorist you people are so afraid of
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Those terrorists will have a field day using you for target practice. Enjoy Hell, you clearly deserve it.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-27-2012, 09:54 PM
i think ill love hell thank you
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-27-2012, 09:58 PM
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i think ill love hell thank you
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Hell is God's Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive forever.
See Revelation 20-22.
Enjoy.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-28-2012, 02:31 AM
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i think ill love hell thank you
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You think hell is some kind of pink tea party?
Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.
You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
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Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-28-2012, 09:18 PM
ive always wanted to go free falling
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
09-29-2012, 03:47 AM
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ive always wanted to go free falling
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You won't be making clever-boy comments when Jesus sends you to hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
10-14-2012, 03:54 PM
I think that any book that isn't the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible should be burnt to a crisp. I only need one book, and that book is the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible. I read it every day
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
10-14-2012, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Jeremiah
I think that any book that isn't the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible should be burnt to a crisp. I only need one book, and that book is the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible. I read it every day
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Amen! Anything else is a waste of time and paper.
Why not introduce yourself here, young man? Tell us what church you attend, your favorite Scripture and how you came to your knees in front of Jesus to receive His gift.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
10-14-2012, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Jeremiah
I think that any book that isn't the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible should be burnt to a crisp. I only need one book, and that book is the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible. I read it every day
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Me too! I am glad to see you love Jesus so much!
I Jesus!
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Unsaved trash, pathetic troll scum
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
10-23-2012, 01:28 PM
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
10-23-2012, 04:43 PM
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The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
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I agree, but . . . I figured you'd be suggesting hymnals or Bibles.
Have you decided you'd rather really like Jesus?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
10-28-2012, 11:51 PM
I have a few suggestions
CDs:
"The Itty Bitty Titty Committee" A movie about feminist lezbeans
"South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" For obvious reasons
"Beavis and Butthead Do America" Perveted Metalheads travel to drug filled Las Vegas
Books:
Any book by Darren Shan
Any book HP Lovecraft
Avalon The Web of Magic
Tuck Everlasting
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
10-29-2012, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
I have a few suggestions
CDs:
"The Itty Bitty Titty Committee" A movie about feminist lezbeans
"South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" For obvious reasons
"Beavis and Butthead Do America" Perveted Metalheads travel to drug filled Las Vegas
Books:
Any book by Darren Shan
Any book HP Lovecraft
Avalon The Web of Magic
Tuck Everlasting
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What is wroung with Darrwn Shan and HP Lovecraft they have really nice books
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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