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Default HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 01-19-2009, 11:04 PM

Friends,

While February the 14th is a day when most secular folks exchange cards saying "I Love You", how do the Goths, Emus and similar freaks celebrate Valentines Day?? After all, Gothics pretty much hate everything, don't they? Perhaps Goths exchange cards with "I HATE YOU" written on them?



Yes, for Gothics Valentines Day is the worst day of the year. It's a well known FACT that Gothics HATE Valentines Day even worse that us True Christians. Think of it as the main Anti-Gothic Holiday, in the same way as Halloween is the main Anti-Christian Holiday.



Goths hate Valentines Day so much, that many Gothic Bands even have Anti-Valentines Day names, such as the 'Valentines Day Massacre', 'Bullet For My Valentine' and 'Valentine Valentine Kill Kill Kill'.



But the Goths have a far more sinister agenda come Valentines Day. Yes, on Valentines Day, Goths like nothing better than cutting REAL hearts out of 'normal' folks, and eating them!! Disgusting!!!

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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 01-19-2009, 11:11 PM

I thought they were going to line up to see that new 3d valentines day murder movie. They still have to take their girlfriends on dates, otherwise they aren't going to get any action.


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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 01-20-2009, 12:37 AM

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I thought they were going to line up to see that new 3d valentines day murder movie. They still have to take their girlfriends on dates, otherwise they aren't going to get any action.
Sure they take their girlfriends on 'dates', Brother N, but these 'dates' will involve an animal desecration or two, sex with corpses in a graveyard, violent gang-rape with PVC fetish/bondage clothing, fingernails being pulled out by pliars, severe beatings with rubber fists, drinking the blood of babies, and cutting out the hearts of Christians and eating them.
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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 01-20-2009, 12:45 AM

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Sure they take their girlfriends on 'dates', Brother N, but these 'dates' will involve an animal desecration or two, sex with corpses in a graveyard, violent gang-rape with PVC fetish/bondage clothing, fingernails being pulled out by pliars, severe beatings with rubber fists, drinking the blood of babies, and cutting out the hearts of Christians and eating them.
I think goth 'dates' mostly involve sharing a razor blade.


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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 01-20-2009, 07:22 AM

^no thats emos, dude

uuuh...id imagine there arent random goth kids running around rippin' out human hearts...ya' know, cause murder is ILLEGAL?

dont you think somebody'd notice if people started dying from LACK OF A HEART?!
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uuuh...id imagine there arent random goth kids running around rippin' out human hearts...ya' know, cause murder is ILLEGAL?
Yea, because shooting up schools and raping small animals isn't.
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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 02-23-2011, 12:52 AM

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Sure they take their girlfriends on 'dates', Brother N, but these 'dates' will involve an animal desecration or two, sex with corpses in a graveyard, violent gang-rape with PVC fetish/bondage clothing, fingernails being pulled out by pliars, severe beatings with rubber fists, drinking the blood of babies, and cutting out the hearts of Christians and eating them.
I'm a goth and funnily enough I celebrated Love on valentines!
And it didn't involve any of those things, it was a meal and a movie.
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I'm a goth and funnily enough I celebrated Love on valentines!
Please leave us out of it. We all know that Goths have utterly perverse ideas about virtues like Love, causing them to dress and behave like lascivious harlots.


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I'm a goth and funnily enough I celebrated Love on valentines!
And it didn't involve any of those things, it was a meal and a movie.
Well, Deadcrow, I hope the meal and movie were at home. All that love of cutting you have would have been disturbing to restaurant patrons and movie-goers.
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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 03-03-2011, 10:41 PM

Please note that "Goth" is not satanism, it is more fashion than anything else now a days. If you wish to talk about self harm and inflicting pain to one's self, then that would be called being "emo" in todays term. Also, goth is more a genre of music from the late 1980's, after the "post-punk" era of music. Being a "goth" is not to cut yourself, cut others, have murderous intentions, or the like. This is a standard missinterpretation of a commonly held social misconception.
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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 01-19-2009, 11:26 PM

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While February the 14th is a day when most secular folks exchange cards saying "I Love You", how do the Goths, Emus and similar freaks celebrate Valentines Day??
they lurve to writes real bad poems to each others. here be some true emo poems

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"my poem"
you here me talk
but do you really listen?
you see me in pain
but do you even care?
you see i'm falling
but would you help me up?
you see i'm being buried alive
would you dig me up?
My heart is broken
But will you fix it?
I'm so depressed
will you be depressed with me?
Rip my brain of every memory of you
Would you do the same?


this one have a happy endings tho, one less emo in the worlds,yay!
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He was twenty three
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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 01-20-2009, 12:43 AM

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they lurve to writes real bad poems to each others. here be some true emo poems


this one have a happy endings tho, one less emo in the worlds,yay!
Please, Petal! No one writes as badly as that except as a horrid joke.


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how do the Goths, Emus and similar freaks celebrate Valentines Day??

Emus?

I don't think they celebrate Valentines day at all my uneducated and dimwitted Christian friend!

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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 02-14-2011, 07:35 PM

I'm just wondering, I didn't have time to read all the comments, but is anyone aware that "goth" is a style? I think everyone on here is thinking of satanists, not goths. (Not that I am goth) Goth is more of a style about dressing in dark clothing and wearing other stupid things that no one really thinks is "cool" or "fashionable" except for goths.
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I typed "goth valentine" into Google and found these :


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I'm just wondering, I didn't have time to read all the comments, but is anyone aware that "goth" is a style?
Homosexuality is a style, too, but it's still a sin. Think about that.

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I think everyone on here is thinking of satanists, not goths. (Not that I am goth) Goth is more of a style about dressing in dark clothing and wearing other stupid things that no one really thinks is "cool" or "fashionable" except for goths.
Sounds just like Satanists to me.


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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 02-13-2010, 07:39 PM

I've been accused of being pretty emo. I pull off the emo look pretty well. My woman is taking me out to a nice Italian restraunt for Valentines' Day and then we're going to a movie. Not sure exactly what we'll do after that, but I'd guess you don't want to know, do you?

No, I don't rip any hearts out over Valentines Day or anything like that. It's absurd.
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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 02-13-2010, 07:42 PM

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I've been accused of being pretty emo. I pull off the emo look pretty well. My woman is taking me out to a nice Italian restraunt for Valentines' Day and then we're going to a movie. Not sure exactly what we'll do after that, but I'd guess you don't want to know, do you?

No, I don't rip any hearts out over Valentines Day or anything like that. It's absurd.
I'll tell you what's absurd; a girl like you trying to pretend that you have a tallywhacker or the brains to back it up. God wants you to stop being a vile degenerate and start pumping out some sons for Him to use in future wars against islamofascists or chinks. Now get busy and get normal!

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Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 02-13-2010, 07:48 PM

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I'll tell you what's absurd; a girl like you trying to pretend that you have a tallywhacker or the brains to back it up. God wants you to stop being a vile degenerate and start pumping out some sons for Him to use in future wars against islamofascists or chinks. Now get busy and get normal!
Where did I say I have a "tallywhacker?"

That's funny.

Anyway, would you really want me to raise kids? I'm an emo chick lesbian who has a history of cutting herself, I totally reject Christianity and the Bible, probably falling closer to Buddhism than any other major religion and I'm a die hard democrat. And I would raise my kids to be just like me.
 

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