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Default IM LOOKIN - 02-14-2009, 08:11 PM
CHECK OUT MY 84 CHEVY WITH A 700R4 TRANNY AND A EDELBROCK 750 CARB!!!!!!!!!! IM LOOKIN FOR A GIRL TO SIT RIGHT IN THE MIDDEL OF THAT BENCH SEET!
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Why, Skeeter! Do your Righteous Parents, Mother Glynndie and Elmer, know that you are trolling these Godly boards ...Valentine's Day... for "a honey?" I gasp!
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Default Re: IM LOOKIN - 02-14-2009, 09:04 PM
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Why, Skeeter! Do your Righteous Parents, Mother Glynndie and Elmer, know that you are trolling these Godly boards ...Valentine's Day... for "a honey?" I gasp!
MOMMA GLENDIE MADE ME SOME SNICKERDOODLS WITH REDHOTS THERE WAITIN ON THE DASH 4 U!!!
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MOMMA GLENDIE MADE ME SOME SNICKERDOODLS WITH REDHOTS THERE WAITIN ON THE DASH 4 U!!!
With...REDHOTS???

Christ, give me courage.
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Default Re: IM LOOKIN - 02-14-2009, 09:24 PM
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With...REDHOTS???

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WE CAN GO TO A PG MOVIE AND THEN GO DOWN TO THE RIVER AND READ TH E BIBLE?
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Default Re: IM LOOKIN - 02-14-2009, 09:31 PM
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WE CAN GO TO A PG MOVIE AND THEN GO DOWN TO THE RIVER AND READ TH E BIBLE?
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: IM LOOKIN - 02-14-2009, 09:36 PM
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WE CAN GO TO A PG MOVIE AND THEN GO DOWN TO THE RIVER AND READ TH E BIBLE?
My JESUS, Skeeter, you are making it hard on me.

But first I must eat my Dinner, which does include Freedom fries but does not include sinful scallops ("shellFish") and reflect on this matter further. Perhaps also after a Godly box of Chocolates, some Baloney & Mayo Sandwiches, and several Eclairs.

I shall be back here tomorrow, God Willing. And if the Pastors-that-be don't like what they see, we can always give out with a few rousing choruses of, Bringing in the Sheaves

(Did you like how I italicized? I'm good at many things, as many of our Pastors here know.)

Yams in Cream,

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