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Default Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. - 03-16-2015, 07:10 AM

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How would you be honoured by your husband giving away his money? You make it sound like you were involved in the decision.

Anyways, why are you all thinking subsonic? Sure, a fully kitted A380XX or 747-800 might all luxurious and comfortable, but you're never gonna get it much over 600 mph. If Zeke's late for, say, a prayer meeting at the third hole of Pebble Beach, he needs to get there now, and this baby'll do over 1500 mph!



Can't take that long for Portway to learn to read Cyrillic, can it?

Only $375,000 here: http://www.controller.com/listingsde...ML/1354915.htm (unless your buddy Kim'll give you a deal on one of his dad's old ones)
Are you a Christian yet, Didymus? My husband tells you to stop rebuking me, and by extension, him. He's a good Christian pastor of a proper Baptist church, and he only allows good American Christian men and women to rebuke me, since I'm a foolish unsaved woman (1 Timothy 2:15). However, I have accepted Him as my savior, and I will be heaven-bound, while you are still riding the shortbus to Hell. How much have you donated to Pastor Zeke (besides grief!)?

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