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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 12:11 AM

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Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
No. I prefer to use correct naming. I call Hillary Clinton a crooked liar, Obama a racist and I will call you an idiot.

Proverbs 3:35
The wise inherit honor, but fools get only shame.


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Bible Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 12:33 AM

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fools get only shame.
And beatings (Proverbs 26:3). Don't forget the beatings.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 12:36 AM

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Let me guess - you don't like Donald Trump.
I would never say anything bad about a sexual minority. I've have long advocated for updating the out-of-date LGBTQQIP2SAA with LGBTQQIP2SAAPP, the PP standing for people who were born with a sexual orientation favoring golden showers.

Of course everything else about him is socially constructed, but as for his being born a urinesexual, I believe God Made Him That Way.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 12:47 AM

Please brethren, have mercy on this poor lost soul who comes only to learn. And to teach us the amazing manipulation tricks that can be used to gain control of the education system, media, and pretty much all forms of communication, and therefore culture. And might I add it seems he's found a way to use M.I.T.'s supercomputers to mine bitcoins. And if they can mine bitcoins, they can mine Biblecoins....

So let's show the patience of Job (James 5:10–11), shall we?
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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 01:21 AM

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Good question, Dana. What we have here is a liberal man (or woman, I'm not sure) headed to Freehold for suspicious purposes. We need to put a hold on this person until we can determine what purpose will be served by allowing him or her to enter our City.
How terrible! I shall pray for your City and the protection therein. Have you considered a wall?


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Jesus Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 01:21 AM

Welcome Mr. Jones. Jones, that name sounds familiar.


Three questions.

I better make them good one, don't you think.

I suppose asking how long you have known Trent is not a good idea, right?

LOL, I was just thinking about that parable where the guy asks if he can ask for an unlimited amount of questions. Can I do that?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 01:24 AM

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About Delores, I haven't heard from her either, and I'm worried. I mean as a relaxed and confident guy I don't sweat the small stuff, but I would be justified in this situation triggering anxiety and panic attacks. She's so far from any safe spaces, perhaps she's joined the 1 in 3 women who are abducted by toxic techbros and never seen again.
I guess I am... confused? Are you the undergraduate research assistant that the University of Iowa has been promising me for, I dunno, feels like forever?

If so, that's great, I hope you have familiarized yourself with my IRB, because I literally went to hell and back to get it approved, and I don't want some undergraduate wannabe anthropologist messing it up. You are an anthropology major, right?! Please tell me the university did not screw up by sending me some useless sociology major!

So I guess, welcome, and chop, chop, get to work, all the gigabytes of interviews are not going to transcribe nor code themselves.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 01:29 AM

Trent, Bro, you don't understand what "stop and shock" really means. Telling your target she's almost as hot as your niece doesn't shock them. It's what they expect. What you do is you steal her crown and wear it, it's an example of how gender is performative, you see. Also anything that attracts attention upwards is slimming, which you need.

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I suppose asking how long you have known Trent is not a good idea, right?
Time is a social construct used to construct agism, among other sins. It's just another of the things birds don't care about, and therefore neither should we.

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Yes, but the answer is no. (I've tried. She sent her husband after me, the nazi.)


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 01:39 AM

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So I guess, welcome, and chop, chop, get to work, all the gigabytes of interviews are not going to transcribe nor code themselves.
I'm an anthropologist. That means I dig and find artifacts and run away from boulders and punch nazis (though don't we all) and you know, Indiana Jones stuff.

I'm a freshman, with the focus on fresh:



We'll meet in private and work this out. (Are you watching, Trent? See what I did there? 3 second rule bro. Gives you an edge over the suckas who use the 4 second rule.).


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I'm an anthropologist. That means I dig and find artifacts and run away from boulders and punch nazis (though don't we all) and you know, Indiana Jones stuff.
Oh, so you're an archaeologist. That's not what I needed but as long as you can transcribe hours and hours and hours of interviews, I won't complain. Just please don't try to explain to me modern archaeological theory, it sounds all totally made up to me. You people claim to know culture based on pots and sherds, it's just ridiculous. Participant observation, that's how you get to know people. Not their pots and sherds. Garbology is overrated.

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Mr. Construct, Rage Against the Machines may have been fresh, like, twenty years ago, but today they are a bit closer to their expiration date, don't you think?

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As you are well aware, university requires me to meet only in public spaces and when meeting in my office, keep the door open. So you cannot sue me for sexual harassment.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 02:03 AM

Yes m'aam. I will keep my digging to the weekends. They do have weekends in this place, don't they?

I heard there's an ancient first nations burial ground which contains an artifact called the "rod of correction" - very Biblical sounding, that one. Also many different anointing oils and something called the "fist of thunder". It sounds like something the Mormons would come up with, but as a minority group they have Other Ways Of Knowing, so it's worth getting my hands dirty.

Don't worry, you won't have to teach me how to use a shovel, I used to make some mightly sandcastles before I was awakened to the fact that they might trigger Muslims who were historically oppressed by the crusades.

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Mooselimb Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 03:22 AM

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Islamophobia
I take exception to that word, boy. Phobia means an irrational fear. Oh yes, we all fear Muslims, but with good reason. There's nothing irrational about it. The supposed minority of "extremists" represent the true beliefs of the masses of "moderate" Muslims, who are equally as radical but pretend to be moderate under the principle of Taqiya. The sand people want to turn your daughter into a sex slave. They want to destroy our Western civilization. Good luck talking to Achmed and Omar about feminism, LGBT rights, and microaggressions as they saw your head off and mount it on a pike.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 04:43 AM

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Yes m'aam. I will keep my digging to the weekends. They do have weekends in this place, don't they?

I heard there's an ancient first nations burial ground which contains an artifact called the "rod of correction" - very Biblical sounding, that one. Also many different anointing oils and something called the "fist of thunder".
Don't worry, you won't have to teach me how to use a shovel,
Sir (Mame) I gather you intend to do an archaeological dig in Freehold. This is extremely unlikely. Let's start with what you will see when you arrive here.

Freehold, home of Landover Baptist Church, is a city that has no slums or areas waiting to be destroyed by "digs." The city is rows of houses, each with an identical lawn and flower garden. Our city has no room for "post moderism." A city with identical lawns is a city with uniform thinking.

Generations of True Christians™ have lived here without sin. You will find nothing underground because our Christian city has never had anything to cover up.
Let me assure you we are not looking forward to your arrival.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 06:01 AM

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Yes m'aam. I will keep my digging to the weekends. They do have weekends in this place, don't they?

I heard there's an ancient first nations burial ground
If you want to dig Native American graves, you have to be anything but an archaeologist in this country, because of NAGPRA. I'd recommend becoming a grave looter, like that Indiana Jones movie character, instead of becoming an archaeologist. Being a looter is more fun and you don't have to follow any ethics laws. And you keep what you find.

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Don't worry, you won't have to teach me how to use a shovel, I used to make some mightly sandcastles before I was awakened to the fact that they might trigger Muslims who were historically oppressed by the crusades.
Actually, crusades "oppressed" - if by "oppressed" you mean murdered - local Middle Eastern Christians equally or even more than Muslims, because Western Christians weren't able to see a difference between the two.
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Yeah, that is quite obvious. To put it nicely, not just your knowledge of pop culture is lacking.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 09:33 AM

I was talking to my eldest brother, James Allchurch, yesterday. He says that if anyone other than the gardener so much as touches the lawn on the old Keach family house, there will be no "trigger warning" - just the smooth clicks of more than one trigger. Just so you know.

(And, Mrs de Barriga, you'd be wise to take a very careful look at the contract your university signed before you were allowed to commence your so-called study. We could bankrupt them - and you - in a heartbeat.)


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 10:19 AM

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Actually, crusades "oppressed" - if by "oppressed" you mean murdered - local Middle Eastern Christians equally or even more than Muslims, because Western Christians weren't able to see a difference between the two.
If by local middle eastern "Christians" you mean people associated with The Church Of The Holy Sepulchre, surely the most wicked blasphemy imaginable, neither can I. Mohammedans are slightly less blasphemous I suppose in that they haven't set up a meretricious idol bazaar but "seen one idol seen em all" pretty much covers it and Jesus will terminate the whole shebang forever. Soon.

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To put it nicely, not just your knowledge of pop culture is lacking.
The pop is a blight we need to address. Invented..or more accurately broadcasted..by the freak Warhol, the world Christ died for has been assailed with this muck for decades. God is no "hand-me-down dress from who knows where" and has distinguished the days from one another. Pop culture blends the days, morphing Thursday's rags as fit for Sunday's clown and Thursday's child into the clown itself. Jesus is that clown, according to pop culture, "For whom none will go mourning."

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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 04:12 PM

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If you want to dig Native American graves, you have to be anything but an archaeologist in this country, because of NAGPRA.
I had been thinking that because I identify as part-Cherokee I would be allowed to borrow them. If that's illegal, well, the revolution allows for diversity of tactics.

But never mind digging, turns out the ground is frozen and will be for a long time. (Anthropologists are always pictured in tropical places - it's a lie!)

I've considered other ways of digging, like jackhammers and explosives, but that will destroy most of the artifacts. Of course, the revolution is not a tea-party, and we must break eggs to make omelets. But on the other hand I don't know how to use all that heavy equipment.

I'll just curb my enthusiasm for a while. I'll stick to talking to people. Who do you want me to talk to? About what?


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If you want to dig Native American graves, you have to be anything but an archaeologist in this country, because of NAGPRA.
This law is a racist abomination! Dead Injuns have special privileges! I'll go to jail and lose $100,000 if I dig up a redskin's burial mound (the stupid savages didn't even know how to dig graves properly) and take their trash, but meanwhile redskins are free to loot white graveyards with impunity! How do we know there aren't Apaches roaming around the graves of our loved ones RIGHT NOW digging them out of the hallowed ground to rape their corpses and take their scalps, with no legal consequences whatsoever??!!


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It sounds like something the Mormons would come up with, but as a minority group they have Other Ways Of Knowing
See what I said about us learning useful manipulation tricks? We can use this next time we're in a debate:

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If by local middle eastern "Christians" you mean people associated with The Church Of The Holy Sepulchre, surely the most wicked blasphemy imaginable, neither can I. Mohammedans are slightly less blasphemous I suppose in that they haven't set up a meretricious idol bazaar but "seen one idol seen em all" pretty much covers it and Jesus will terminate the whole shebang forever. Soon.
That is a fair point within your your culture's emic standpoint, and I respect that.

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I had been thinking that because I identify as part-Cherokee
You may want to revise this statement. While claiming to be part Cherokee, and usually to be a descendant of a Cherokee princess, is quite popular in the US, as far as I know, most if not all Cherokee tribes require blood quantum to be an enrolled member. However, there are some tribes which are rather desperate, and enroll anyone who can prove even a tiny bit of indigenous lineage - you may want to look them up, maybe you'll get lucky and find out that you have a Native American ancestor belonging to one of them?

Please note, though, that no tribes enroll members based solely on DNA analysis - you actually need to provide documentation. Properly so, as these tests which supposedly show your ancestry are bogus, as they (1) test only a minuscule percentage of your actual ancestry and (2) run on the assumption that certain ethnic groups possess exclusivity of certain alleles, which is obviously bogus.

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I would be allowed to borrow them. If that's illegal, well, the revolution allows for diversity of tactics.
Have you been talking with Red Army too much? As a pacifist, I cannot endorse any revolutionary movements.

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But never mind digging, turns out the ground is frozen and will be for a long time. (Anthropologists are always pictured in tropical places - it's a lie!)
You are confusing archaeologists with cultural anthropologists, again. Technically we are all anthropologists, but we don't do the same things, we don't think the same way, so please don't confuse us.

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I've considered other ways of digging, like jackhammers and explosives, but that will destroy most of the artifacts.
OK, I see a path for you, then. The methodology you are describing here is known as "cultural resource management" (CRM), which basically boils down to testing whether there are any archaeological remains on private-owned grounds where some construction is being planned. The advantages of being a CRM archaeologist over an academic archaeologist are multiple:

(1) You earn much more money than academic archaeologists - who, as university employees, work for peanuts.
(2) You earn even more money if you don't find any archaeological remains - or, if your report says so, regardless of the actual findings.
(3) You don't have to be careful, actually, you don't want to be careful, especially since your ultimate goal is to prove that there are no significant archaeological remains.
(4) You don't have to spend months in the field, as they pay you to be done with your report very quickly.
(5) You don't have to spend months in the lab analyzing the remains, as the whole point of your work is to prove that there aren't any.
(6) You don't have to teach, which means you don't interact with ignorant spoiled brats undergraduate students.

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I don't want you to talk to anybody. There are strict ethics rules I have to obey in order to proceed with my research. In order for you to conduct some of the interviews, I'd have to revise my IRB, and trust me, IRB people are worse than Malinowski's Trobrianders, so the only thing you are allowed to do is to transcribe the interviews I recorded.


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