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Messican No real Jew here!!! - 03-19-2019, 01:51 PM

You must be Canadian or Mexican. Not real Americans thats for sure...

Real Americans support Israel! With money that is!

Are you a real American? Prove it!

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flag Re: No real Americans here!!! - 03-19-2019, 05:51 PM

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You must be Canadian or Mexican. Not real Americans thats for sure...

Real Americans support Israel! With money that is!

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Sweetie, if you think I'd feel like I needed to prove myself to be a just because some anonymous troll on the internet demanded it, then you seriously underestimate my self-esteem.
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Default Re: No real Americans here!!! - 03-19-2019, 06:49 PM

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...Real Americans support Israel! With money that is!...
Because Israel (as a political entity) needs to exist for Armageddon to occur and then Jesus comes back and kills 1/3 of humanity with his mouth-sword or something, duh. RTFM --->

Btw, adding the numbers of Jews and Muslims on the globe comes up to about a third of humanity, right? Coincidence?


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flag Re: No real Americans here!!! - 03-19-2019, 08:07 PM

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You must be Canadian or Mexican. Not real Americans thats for sure...

Real Americans support Israel! With money that is!

Are you a real American? Prove it!
Joos get plenty of money from me when doing my books and taking care of nuisance suits. You heebs just take and take and take.



Proof of my being a ? Your still alive, aren't you? No one is more tolerant than a .


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: No real Americans here!!! - 03-20-2019, 10:40 AM

Dear Asswipe,

Please provide evidence we don't support Israel.


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Default Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-20-2019, 02:14 PM

Aren’t Jews the ones who run butcher shops and tend to press their thumb on the scale when weighing my Pa’s meats?


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Eagle Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-20-2019, 08:36 PM

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You must be Canadian or Mexican.
And you must feel pretty brave behind your keyboard. Try coming to Nebraska and saying that to me face, heeb.


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Real Americans support Israel! With money that is!
Real Americans support the and . The Kike Reich is a handy ally against the teeming Muslim masses of the Middle East and nothing more. Jews hate America and they killed Christ, so why would WE support YOU?
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Are you a real American? Prove it!
Let me guess, by sending you money? Isn't Jewish greed just an "anti-Semitic stereotype," or do you just tell so many lies you can't keep track?

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Aren’t Jews the ones who run butcher shops and tend to press their thumb on the scale when weighing my Pa’s meats?





If there are Jews in your town's butcher shop, stop patronizing them IMMEDIATELY. The Jews torture cattle to death for their own sick amusement, and I can only presume they fornicate with the carcasses. The only thing that excites a Jew more than blood is gold.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
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burger Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-21-2019, 01:50 AM

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If there are Jews in your town's butcher shop, stop patronizing them IMMEDIATELY. The Jews torture cattle to death for their own sick amusement,
Beloved Brother Dennis, you seem to take the suffering of animals way too seriously. I hope you are not thinking about going vegan!

It is true that kosher and halal meat comes from animals that, basically, bled out. When done properly, that is actually not the most painful way to go, and, when you think of it, it's definitely not worse from what happens in regular (not kosher, not halal) butcheries.

Especially now after the introduction of the new "Modernization of Swine Slaughter Inspection" rule (this article was written before it passed, now it is the law of the land) - which is a nice euphemism for quicker slaughter, more deregulation, and more probability for live animals to be skinned and cut in pieces:

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QPP has widely been considered a model for the USDA’s nationwide expansion of the pilot program through NSIS, but when no one thought the public or USDA was watching, behind the slaughterhouse’s closed doors, I documented pig carcasses covered in feces and abscesses being processed for human consumption, and workers – under intense pressure to keep up with high line speeds – beating, dragging, and electrically prodding pigs to make them move faster.

NSIS may also allow higher numbers of sick and injured pigs too weak even to stand (known as “downers”) to be slaughtered for food. As documented on my hidden camera, these animals endured particularly horrific abuses as they were forced to the kill floor in a desperate attempt to keep the slaughter lines moving as fast as possible.

I even documented a supervisor sleeping on the job when he was in charge of overseeing the stunning process to ensure pigs were effectively rendered unconscious before their throats were slit.
Interestingly, recently I've been reading about a similar issue with "downers" regarding slaughterhouses in Poland (which resulted in an international scandal), and I was feeling quite superior as a in comparison to Europeans, but now it seems that the pork roast I had for dinner today might have also been a "downer" which was cut in pieces while alive and conscious. Oh well. It was tasty, and who cares if the animal was sick or suffered before it died? God gave us dominion over the animals, which mean we can do whatever we please with them (Genesis 1:26). Moreover, whatever comes into my mouth cannot defile me:

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18 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
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Jesus Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-21-2019, 04:10 PM

I can't help but think my dear Joo friend, the late Michael Hezekiah, a man who met his untimely death in New Guinea doing what he loved (I like to imagine), would be saddened and yet angered by some of the comments in this thread.


I have prayed for God's judgment where it is due. My prayers are always answered (James 5:16).


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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burger Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-21-2019, 10:18 PM

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Beloved Brother Dennis, you seem to take the suffering of animals way too seriously. I hope you are not thinking about going vegan!
Certainly not, blessed Sister Basilissa! I am not, nor will I ever be, one of those animal-loving hippies who refuses to accept the proper place of soulless animals as per Genesis 1:26, which you cited. I don't care about animals and take great pleasure in gunning them down every year at deer season. However, it disgusts me to think of monstrous heathens slashing the throats of animals and cackling with devilish glee as they bleed out. Kosher/Halal is a flagrant violation of Christian religious freedom and should be banned.


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It is true that kosher and halal meat comes from animals that, basically, bled out. When done properly, that is actually not the most painful way to go, and, when you think of it, it's definitely not worse from what happens in regular (not kosher, not halal) butcheries.
Correct, but what happens in non-Jewish slaughterhouses is completely Biblically acceptable because Christians have dominion over the cattle (Genesis 1:26), and even though the work is performed by Catholics (illegal beaners), it is done for the benefit of the Christian, conservative businessmen who run the industry. The Hebrews who rejected Christ, thus becoming Jews, ceased being God's chosen elect and turned into heathens. They have divine dominion over nothing.


Kosher is just another item on the long list of Jewish atrocities committed in the name of Satan. I'd like to hear this gibbering yid address the fact that every male Jew-fant has his foreskin sliced off by a rabbi with a scalpel, oral herpes, and a hard-on, who then proceeds to fellate the bleeding, mutilated stump of a newborn privy member and suck out the blood. It shouldn't come as any shock that a bunch of greedy, vampiric infantophiles also get off on stabbing cows in the jugular and watching them die.


Aren't you glad your ancestors helped wipe out Polish Jewry (or at least that's what they want you to believe)?


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-26-2019, 05:40 PM

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Beloved Brother Dennis, you seem to take the suffering of animals way too seriously. I hope you are not thinking about going vegan!

It is true that kosher and halal meat comes from animals that, basically, bled out. When done properly, that is actually not the most painful way to go, and, when you think of it, it's definitely not worse from what happens in regular (not kosher, not halal) butcheries.

Especially now after the introduction of the new "Modernization of Swine Slaughter Inspection" rule (this article was written before it passed, now it is the law of the land) - which is a nice euphemism for quicker slaughter, more deregulation, and more probability for live animals to be skinned and cut in pieces:

Interestingly, recently I've been reading about a similar issue with "downers" regarding slaughterhouses in Poland (which resulted in an international scandal), and I was feeling quite superior as a in comparison to Europeans, but now it seems that the pork roast I had for dinner today might have also been a "downer" which was cut in pieces while alive and conscious. Oh well. It was tasty, and who cares if the animal was sick or suffered before it died? God gave us dominion over the animals, which mean we can do whatever we please with them (Genesis 1:26). Moreover, whatever comes into my mouth cannot defile me:

Matthew 15:17-18
17 Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?
18 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
Allah save me from ever taking the side of a jew. Im not taking his side, this jew belongs on an ashtray, but you should not eat pork. Even if it doesnt “defile” you, it is still forbidden for you to eat.

Pigs are meant to eat dirt and cleanse the earth. Eating a pig is like making a soup with your vacuum cleaners bad. Why would you eat pigs? And its forbidden in your Bible too

Leviticus 11:7-8 - And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he [is] unclean to you.

See here? It doesn’t say “dont eat pork because it defiles you” neither it says “as it defiles you, you cannot eat pork”. This has nothing to do with defilement. You cannot eat pork because he doesnt chew the cud. This has nothing to do with defilement, it has to do with chewing the cud. The pig doesnt chew the cud, so you cannot eat it.

If you eat pigs, you are going against your own law.
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Default Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-26-2019, 06:08 PM

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Allah save me from ever taking the side of a jew. Im not taking his side, this jew belongs on an ashtray, but you should not eat pork. Even if it doesnt “defile” you, it is still forbidden for you to eat.

Pigs are meant to eat dirt and cleanse the earth. Eating a pig is like making a soup with your vacuum cleaners bad. Why would you eat pigs? And its forbidden in your Bible too

Leviticus 11:7-8 - And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he [is] unclean to you.
Ah, and here is where you are wrong.

You see, Christianity since the get-go was a religion marketed towards not just a single ethnic group, but designed to appeal to different sorts of people. Therefore, God Himself has decided to change two major rules in order to make Christianity more appealing to the diverse masses.

One is removing the dietary laws:

Acts 10:9-16
9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.

As you can see, the unclean animals dietary law has been lifted, which means bacon is totally OK!

The second law change is in regard to circumcision - God no longer cares whether kids are circumcised or not:

Galatians 5:2-6
2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.
3 For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law.
4 Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace.
5 For we through the Spirit wait for the hope of righteousness by faith.
6 For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

Of course, circumcision is still OK if done not as part of the Jewish tradition (eww, that would be gross), but rather as a way to combat the sin of masturbation.
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Default Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-27-2019, 03:52 PM

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Ah, and here is where you are wrong.

You see, Christianity since the get-go was a religion marketed towards not just a single ethnic group, but designed to appeal to different sorts of people. Therefore, God Himself has decided to change two major rules in order to make Christianity more appealing to the diverse masses.

One is removing the dietary laws:

Acts 10:9-16
9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.

As you can see, the unclean animals dietary law has been lifted, which means bacon is totally OK!

The second law change is in regard to circumcision - God no longer cares whether kids are circumcised or not:

Galatians 5:2-6
2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.
3 For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law.
4 Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace.
5 For we through the Spirit wait for the hope of righteousness by faith.
6 For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

Of course, circumcision is still OK if done not as part of the Jewish tradition (eww, that would be gross), but rather as a way to combat the sin of masturbation.
I have no words... do you guys believe in... may Allah forgive me, abrogation??? That the word of God can be abrogated? That’s what liberal Muslims believe in...

If you believe your book is the literal word of God, how can it have abrogated verses? That would be like saying God makes mistakes!
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Default Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-27-2019, 04:03 PM

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I have no words... do you guys believe in... may Allah forgive me, abrogation??? That the word of God can be abrogated? That’s what liberal Muslims believe in...

If you believe your book is the literal word of God, how can it have abrogated verses? That would be like saying God makes mistakes!
No abrogation, just making different request to different people. God makes no mistakes, He told the Jews to do some things, they did everything wrong, then He sent His Son to Earth to try to fix, proposed a new Covenant, the smart ones agreed, the others became Heathens or Jews or Atheists.


The new Testament follows the old one in everything except what is literally changed.


Again: God made no mistakes, it was the Jews who ruined everything.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: No real Jew here!!! - 03-27-2019, 07:45 PM

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I have no words... do you guys believe in... may Allah forgive me, abrogation??? That the word of God can be abrogated? That’s what liberal Muslims believe in...

If you believe your book is the literal word of God, how can it have abrogated verses? That would be like saying God makes mistakes!
Of course not! That would be a blasphemy!

As Bro Gonz has explained:

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The new Testament follows the old one in everything except what is literally changed.

Again: God made no mistakes, it was the Jews who ruined everything.
Exactly.

If you need additional explanation, here are some helpful threads:

1. Professor Elmer White's brilliant expose on supposed "contradictions" in the Bible. It's not that the Inerrant Word of God is wrong sometimes (duh, it is inerrant), it's just that it describes events which happened in more than one universe. It's all very simple, just don't try to think too much about it.

2. Brother Alphonse Alban's superb explanation of apparent contradictions between three witness accounts of a single event. Trust me - it's even simpler than the multiverse!

3. Brother Brasil's deep analysis of Islam. It covers a vast array of subjects but also includes a discussion of the Arabic/Muslim tribalism, very different from Christianity's marketing strategy to appeal to diverse buyers.


Feel free to comment in these threads. Also, if you think you can top Professor Elmer by discussing multiverse theory in regards to the Koran and/or the Hadith, please feel free to do so as well - in the False Religions and Cults forum.
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