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Default Idiot Rabbi Accidentally Proves That All jews Are Pedophiles!!! - 09-12-2011, 07:00 PM

Jews are bad. We know this because God tells us so:

John 3:7- "Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again."

These are Jesus's words. The Bible is 100% clear--God regenerates those he chose before the foundation of the world. You MUST believe that Jesus is the Messiah or you will spend all of eternity, and then some, in agonizing pain and suffering delivered by our Loving God!

Romans 8:10 is CLEAR: "And if Christ be in you, the body is dead because of sin; but the Spirit is life because of righteousness."

Now, as we all know and as a direct result of their lack of accepting Jesus Christ, they have long been stealing our children so they could use their blood to make their unholy "kosher" food. Known as "Blood Libel," the practice has been going on for thousands of years. The evidence is clear. Now, before any unsaved trash stream in here and scream that this is not true, here are just a few examples of studies confirming this horrid behavior in the last few years:

Egyptian Cleric Salem Abu Al-Futouh: The Jews Use Human Blood in Passover and in Wedding Ceremonies

Polish Scientists Confirm the Blood Libel

Muslim Theo-Scientist Proves Jews Use Children's Blood in Their Bread

Even as recently as January of this year Sister Sarah Palin has proved that this happens right under our noses!

"OK, so what?" I hear you all saying. "We have known about this for centuries. The atheistic joos are all evil monsters who will face judgment on the great day of reckoning, right?" True! Except now, one of their own has admitted that they not only feast on the blood of children, they rape them, too!

Rabbi Moshe Averick, an ordained Orthodox Rabbi who has taught theology, spirituality, and religious philosophy for nearly 30 years, just wrote an article that proves that all atheists will end up as pedophiles. From the article:

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In my own lifetime I have witnessed radical societal swings in moral behavior and attitudes regarding marriage and sexuality, homosexuality, the killing of unborn children, euthanasia, and the use of illicit drugs. One can reasonably predict that as the infatuation with skepticism and atheism grows among the influential “intellectual elite” of our society, so too will their readiness to embrace more radical changes in moral values. Religious believers expressing dismay and horror at the ominous moral storm clouds looming on the horizon are met with smug derision, hysterical counter-accusations, or utter indifference. There is nothing that atheistic societies are incapable of rationalizing and accepting – including the sexual molestation of children.
Wow. This joo nails his own fate and doesn't even realize it. He *thinks* he is a good, loving, religious person, and condemns "atheistic societies" for their evil. But he, too, has hardened his heart against Little Baby Jesus and is, therefore, an atheist. In one swoop of logic, he has revealed to the world that joos not only drink the blood of non-joos, but they also molest them and do God's knows what else. How stupid can these jews get?

Now does this mean that all joos go to hell? To answer that, we must recall that some people are members of the jewish race but not members of the jewish cult. Just because you have a hooknose and you can't play sports doesn't mean you are going to Stan's Hot Spot. If you have accepted Jesus into your heart, you will live forever in his love and forgiveness, even if you were born a yid. We must recall that not all of ethnic Israel belongs to spiritual Israel. Only unregenerated Jews burn in Satan's Easy Bake Ovens. Besides, they wouldn't want to live forever in heaven, anyway--it's all about Jesus!!

I only hope that some of them visit this site and get saved before it is too late and they find themselves in a window-less van with a cam-corder and candy. They THINK they would NEVER do such horrible things, by they have just proved that it is inevitable that they will.

PS: I can hear Satan's bellhop now: "Welcome to the afterlife, Mr. Greensteinberg! What's that? Heaven? Heh... You know you are a dirty joo, right? Yeah. That means you will be staying in the Hellton Hotel forever. Now, now...don't cry. It is too late for sympathy and forgiveness. You backed the wrong horse. Now let's see...Where are our vacancies.... Ohhh... you were the one who proved that jews diddle kiddies like the catholics? I guess Level Eight of Hell wasn't enough for you, was it? Very well. Level Nine...coming right up!"


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Default Re: Idiot Rabbi Accidentally Proves That All jews Are Pedophiles!!! - 09-12-2011, 07:16 PM

Sick, sick, sick!

These Jews are monsters! Children blood and pedophia? Did they rape the toddlers and then kill them? Ugh, Jews give me the creeps.

The more I know the worse they get.
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Default Re: Idiot Rabbi Accidentally Proves That All jews Are Pedophiles!!! - 09-12-2011, 07:52 PM

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Circumcision consists of three actions: milah — cutting the foreskin with a knife, peri'ah — ripping the membrane with a fingernail, and mezizah — applying the mouth to the baby's bleeding penis and sucking blood from the wound.
The Jewish Encyclopedia (1906) gives this detailed description
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Default Re: Idiot Rabbi Accidentally Proves That All jews Are Pedophiles!!! - 09-12-2011, 08:26 PM

False religions and pedophilia go hand in hand:
  • Joos: Orally sodomizing babies and giving them VD
  • Mooselimbs: Moe-Ham-Head (piss be upon him) and A'ishah
  • Mor(m)ons: Warren Jeffs
  • The Roman institution: Self-explanatory


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