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A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-18-2019, 10:41 PM
The Mexicans and other brown skinned races crossing our border is a constitutional crisis, as said by our godly President Trump himself. I dug up a few Bible verses and I’ll explain what should be done after.
2 Thessalonians 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
The brownies coming up should have some sort of useful skill if they even hope to set foot on the soil of God’s favorite country. Vetting is important.
1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
Sorry but if you are a disabled brownie who is too lazy to work and likes to make up excuses like “they cut off my legs back home” then you should be labeled a terrorist for hoping to profit in MY country.
Proverbs 23:4 Labour not to be rich: cease from thine own wisdom.
You should come expecting to work for the sole purpose of enjoying the American soil if that’s what you want. Don’t expect us to hand out high wages to you. Being here should be good enough right?
Anyway, why has there been no plan to gather up all of the illegals to put to work on a plantation in exchange for living in the US? Of course we’d need to hire security around the perimeters but we can also solve the crisis by making a few of the brownies into overseers in exchange for an extra piece of bread or something. I see no wrong in this according to The Bible and since we are technically giving them the chance to walk on American soil in exchange for working under contract for X number of decades, it isn’t considered slavery either so it wouldn’t be “slavery” either.
I feel that if they get here and are closely watched at all times on these plantations, then the only harm they could do is amongst the other brownies since if they left, they’d breach contract and face automatic deportation to an offshore prison (maybe Guantanamo?)
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 12:01 AM
You are an intelligent young lady, Miss Maxine. My oldest son Matthew is about marrying age. Perhaps your father and my husband could have a conversation...?
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 01:20 AM
I have to ask Pa first if it’s okay to give you his number but after permission is granted I will PM it to you.
I figure if Messicants and brownies are adamant on being here illegally, they may as well make themselves useful before the court dates to send them into Messican country. Surely our glorious leader Trump would approve of this business model.
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 12:58 PM
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I have to ask Pa first if it’s okay to give you his number but after permission is granted I will PM it to you.
I figure if Messicants and brownies are adamant on being here illegally, they may as well make themselves useful before the court dates to send them into Messican country. Surely our glorious leader Trump would approve of this business model.
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why should any Mexican or any foreigner be lazy. As an immigration lawyer myself, my client must show me sufficient cause and good reasons why he wants to go to USA. I frown against anyone going to Diaspora to be lazy or wait on social benefits from the government. I always say don't go to another's man's land to commit crime or else you will not only disgrace yourself with sanctions and imprisonment but also tarnish the image of your beloved country. Every country needs expatriates or workers with scarce skills,it makes it very easy to transport to such place. The Mexicans have a good economy, why would you want to go an become an illegal immigrant liable to deportation in another person country. Quite bad if you ask me
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends.
You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 04:41 PM
Don’t worry Mister Cole Slaw. If you ever step foot on US soil you can be rest assured that you’ll go straight to the plantation during your stay as well.
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 05:00 PM
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why should any Mexican or any foreigner be lazy. As an immigration lawyer myself, my client must show me sufficient cause and good reasons why he wants to go to USA.
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You certainly are a man of many talents, Mr Coleslaw. Only three hours earlier, you were telling Professor Dr White quite a different story.
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If you are to apply for inheritance which I specialise in my career, you will need a " letter of administration" from the probate registry.I do have some clients who have come to me on similar issues. Nigeria has its own laws sir
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Do you specialize in any other areas of the law beginning with the letter "i" - insolvency, perhaps, or insurance, or intellectual property?
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 05:00 PM
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Don’t worry Mister Cole Slaw. If you ever step foot on US soil you can be rest assured that you’ll go straight to the plantation during your stay as well.
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And, hopefully, at the plantation, he will learn to mind his own cotton-picking business and stop mocking the servants of the , here at .
Oh, I meant to also say, dear Sister Maxine, that should your beloved Pa grant his blessing for you to marry Sister Dana's dearest son, Matthew, I would be more than pleased to make your wedding cake. I've been making them for more years than I can count, and I'd like this to make your day even more special. I was thinking of something that's not too elaborate or ostentatious, perhaps like this one that I made for Miss Abigail last summer:
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 05:04 PM
Oh wow. That cake looks perfect! I’m not aware of the details yet fully as that’s my Pa’s job. But if all works out we will definitely come to you for the wedding cake Miss White. Bless you and have a wonderful day.
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05-19-2019, 05:18 PM
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Oh wow. That cake looks perfect! I’m not aware of the details yet fully as that’s my Pa’s job. But if all works out we will definitely come to you for the wedding cake Miss White. Bless you and have a wonderful day.
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Oh, you are as welcome as the flowers in May, my dear Sister Maxine. Please do keep us enlightened as to your impending matrimonial bliss once your dear Pa sees fit to give his permission for this wondrous occasion. A blessed day to you, dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 06:03 PM
What a brilliant idea, Maxine! If something is arranged between you and Dana's son, I'd be happy to make you a lovely, but still modest, wedding dress. If I make it, I can guarantee that the dress will not violate 1 Timothy 2:9.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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05-19-2019, 06:41 PM
How wonderful! The cake is beautiful, isn't it? Maxine, do you have proof of your virginity? That is, a recent medical exam?
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 06:58 PM
Oh dear Sister Dana. An inspection of that sort is supposed to be done by an approved Baptist Pastor. Also, my Pa has recently woken up (he was having private time in his study after church). I’m not allowed to go in there because if I disturb his private time he gets upset. I’ve PMed you his phone number and your husband and him can discuss. As females, it is not our position to be making decisions prematurely.
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Re: A simple way to solve the immigration crisis. -
05-19-2019, 07:56 PM
"Ladies", to stretch the meaning of the word, this has gone very badly off-topic. Don't you think gynecological discussions like this should be restricted to Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack where they belong?
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