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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 06-06-2017, 04:09 AM

that game sucks and used to make hide and seek mods and that game is the same meaning as counter strike or call of duty only derpier and used to make tf 2 videos.
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 06-07-2017, 11:52 AM

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that game sucks and used to make hide and seek mods and that game is the same meaning as counter strike or call of duty only derpier and used to make tf 2 videos.
Some really messed up videos. A lot of randomness and stupidity, but extremely funny.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 06-11-2017, 12:47 PM

Dank memes 6:9 again nobody does their research. gmod is a sandbox game where you do whatever you want. Your post was completely biased from a few images. You probably don't believe me because I am an atheist, but I don't care. Me personally in gmod I make stop motion animations.
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Skull Re: God hates garrys mod - 06-11-2017, 12:52 PM

Hello. My name is sir atheist and I have all of my brain, and mines probably bigger than yours if you believe this nonsense that gmod is bad. This guy's post was completely biased from a few images. Gmod is a sandbox game so you can do whatever you want.
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Dank memes 6:9 again nobody does their research. gmod is a sandbox game where you do whatever you want. Your post was completely biased from a few images. You probably don't believe me because I am an atheist, but I don't care. Me personally in gmod I make stop motion animations.
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Hello. My name is sir atheist and I have all of my brain, and mines probably bigger than yours if you believe this nonsense that gmod is bad. This guy's post was completely biased from a few images. Gmod is a sandbox game so you can do whatever you want.
Dear Person,

You're very cute but not too convincing. For instance, the absolute brain size does not necessarily correlate to higher intelligence, nor is there any clear causality between the volume of your CNS and your IQ.
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But a review of 88 studies involving more than 8,000 participants has now shown that even though a small link between brain volume and IQ exists, there's no evidence to suggest it's a causal one. Instead, it's the structure of your brain that seems play a larger role in determining how smart you are.
In addition, you really do not know the brain volumes of us True Christians™, nor will you as brain scans are unnecessary when you can simply pray your malignant encephalic growths away (Matthew 10:8).

Your posts are simple testimonials of your opinions without any real reasons why we should trust them. If you give us good Biblical justifications to like the game that is discussed here, we'd be more than happy to reconsider our opinions. To show you the Way (John 14:6), I have here for you a verse that describes your current position based on the few posts you've made.

Proverbs 25:14
Whoso boasteth himself of a false gift is like clouds and wind without rain.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 06-11-2017, 03:20 PM

Hmm... All I see are sfms and garry mods about stupidity and how its funny for some people nowadays. dunno what your complaining about because its like roblox but realistic.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 06-11-2017, 05:17 PM

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Hello. My name is sir atheist and I have all of my brain, and mines probably bigger than yours
So you're a big-brained creature, just like a Neanderthal. And since you're an atheist, you're as dumb as a Neanderthal, too!
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 06-12-2017, 07:04 AM

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So you're a big-brained creature, just like a Neanderthal. And since you're an atheist, you're as dumb as a Neanderthal, too!
From what I have heard, Neanderthals were smarter, stronger and much bigger than a modern human. The reason why they no longer exist, is that they failed to corporate with other Neanderthals. There are also other factors such as climate change and a volcanic incident.


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From what I have heard, Neanderthals were smarter, stronger and much bigger than a modern human.
I am very sorry to inform you that you have heard wrong. The Neanderthals were definitely not smarter, and not that much bigger - just a bit chunky. Were they stronger? Maybe, minimally, due to their heavier - on average - body structure.

We know they weren't very smart because they were much less innovative in terms of creating tools and other material culture, comparing to the fully modern Homo sapiens sapiens.

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...All of which should show you that they were not as smart as you think they were. Ultimately, they failed to adapt and were replaced by us - and we kept adapting to and modifying the environment. Whether some of their genes still circulate among us, is a subject of a heated debate.

I am not sure which volcanic incident relates to the demise of Neanderthals in your view, though?... That's a weird hypothesis, I never heard of it before.


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I am very sorry to inform you that you have heard wrong. The Neanderthals were definitely not smarter, and not that much bigger - just a bit chunky. Were they stronger? Maybe, minimally, due to their heavier - on average - body structure.

We know they weren't very smart because they were much less innovative in terms of creating tools and other material culture, comparing to the fully modern Homo sapiens sapiens.

...All of which should show you that they were not as smart as you think they were. Ultimately, they failed to adapt and were replaced by us - and we kept adapting to and modifying the environment. Whether some of their genes still circulate among us, is a subject of a heated debate.

I am not sure which volcanic incident relates to the demise of Neanderthals in your view, though?... That's a weird hypothesis, I never heard of it before.
Largely right. But you will probably hate me for where I got my information.


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Largely right. But you will probably hate me for where I got my information.
I missed out 'from'. I haven't had either tea/ coffee and feel like s***. I hope you understand anyways.


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Largely right. But you will probably hate me for where I got my information.
Protip for the future: if you feel ashamed of the source of your information, that means that even you realize that it is not a reliable source.

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I missed out 'from'. I haven't had either tea/ coffee and feel like s***. I hope you understand anyways.
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