I and many others have been praying for some time now that God strike atheofascist author Christopher Hitchens in the marrow. Today, God answered our prayers.
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Originally Posted by AP
WASHINGTON — British author Christopher Hitchens says he must undergo chemotherapy on his esophagus and has canceled some engagements.
The 61-year-old Hitchens, whose most recent book, "Hitch-22," is on Publishers Weekly's best-sellers list, posted a message on his publisher's website that he had been told by his doctor that he must undergo a course of chemotherapy. Hitchens expressed regret for having to cancel engagements on short notice.
His publisher issued a statement saying the author was being given his privacy during the treatments.
The author, essayist and columnist lives near DuPont Circle. He has written more than a dozen books and enjoyed surprising commercial success three years ago with "God Is Not Great," a direct attack on religion.
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I see this as a wonderful opportunity for Landover Baptist. Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no atheists with cancer. When these deluded fools realize that hell is truly approaching, they
always turn to God.
The question remains, though: Will Hitchens join a liberal false Christian congregation and be on no better a path, or will he become a True Christian™? If we witness to him and guide him toward Salvation™, it will be an inspiring story of redemption that will guide other atheists and false believers to True Christianity™. By guiding this one lost sheep to Jesus, we will effectively be bringing a legion of lost souls to the LORD.
Luke 15:7-10
I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance. Either what woman having ten pieces of silver, if she lose one piece, doth not light a candle, and sweep the house, and seek diligently till she find it?
And when she hath found it, she calleth her friends and her neighbours together, saying, Rejoice with me; for I have found the piece which I had lost.
Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.
Imagine how pleased Jesus will be with us when we bring so much joy to the angels in Heaven!
I propose that we organize a mission group to pay several visits to Mr. Hitchens for the purpose of witnessing to him and bringing him Home to Jesus. Any idea where this "Dupont Circle" place is? Hopefully there is an airfield nearby so we can take one of the AirJesus Gulfstream G550s.
I will bring this up again during Fellowship tonight.