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Default Thanks the Lord were back! - 09-14-2006, 01:35 AM

now i knows with the demons on the survurs we cound not gets on the internets. Im jus happy to be back. dat be true
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Default 09-14-2006, 02:05 AM

Sister you have a real problem. You have a demonic force that is preying on you. You need to get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness of things you did not do.

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Default 09-14-2006, 03:33 PM

Oh Petal is a Godly creature.

Show her a pic of yourself Petal (the poofy kitten one).

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Default 09-14-2006, 03:35 PM

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Oh Petal is a Godly creature.

Show her a pic of yourself Petal (the poofy kitten one).

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That's not petal, that's someone acting like our beloved petal. Don't be fooled moon.

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That's not petal, that's someone acting like our beloved petal. Don't be fooled moon.

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NO! Well if there IS a hell, then this fake Petal is surely going to burn in it!

I don't like the fake Petal anymore!

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Default 09-14-2006, 04:15 PM

Oh come on Moon. Stop trying to scare poor Petal.

She is a True Christian and will surely have a place in Heaven with the rest of us.

I'll be glad when that crop of magic mushrooms has been found and you get back to your old self Moon.



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Default 09-14-2006, 04:19 PM

But V just said that's NOT the real Petal.


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Default 09-14-2006, 04:24 PM

Hmmm.
Come on Petal, reveal yourself!

I've just checked the Members list and can't yet find Petal listed. I do hope she hasn't gotten herself lost again.

I fear you might be correct.
Could there be a demon in our ranks?



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Default 09-14-2006, 04:28 PM

I'd more than happy to beat the demon to death with my broom. How dare they pretend to be Petal!

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