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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:19 AM

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Toothless, uneducated brits.

I need to speak to the moderators about putting a block on the website to prevent those with dimished IQ's (under 40) to access this site.
LOL, you're so wrong,
FYI, IM NOT FROM BRITAIN,

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BUT DON'T WORRY JESUS LOVES YOU,
BUT ONLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT WEARIN' FANCY CLOTHES 8D
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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:19 AM

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imagining old men fap is hot, you should try it sometime, maybe you'd be less angry and judgmental.
I find that it relieves stress, ya know?
You disgust me. Ever heard about Onan? It's GENOCIDE!


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oh, and whats the proof that God actually wrote, how do you KNOW some one didn't have to much free time on their hands and thought to do it for a laugh? i wish I had, imagine the money I'd get from royalties
Yup, money and lust, that's all you can think about.

You said you had no problem with God, but suddenly you don't even think He is powerful enough to make sure His Word has come undistorted to us?

You are not making sense.


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Smile Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:21 AM

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LOL, you're so wrong,
FYI, IM NOT FROM BRITAIN,

SORRY LOVE, TRY AGAIN!
BUT DON'T WORRY JESUS LOVES YOU,
BUT ONLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT WEARIN' FANCY CLOTHES 8D
Then you are from AU, the land of criminal brits.

Are you on drugs?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:25 AM

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You disgust me. Ever heard about Onan? It's GENOCIDE!




Yup, money and lust, that's all you can think about.

You said you had no problem with God, but suddenly you don't even think He is powerful enough to make sure His Word has come undistorted to us?

You are not making sense.
Genocide aye, so your a murderin' type of guy,
THATS COOL IM PRO ABORTION~ MY PERSONAL MOTTO REGARDING PREGNANCY IS 'THERE'S ALWAYS A COAT HANGER IN CLOSET WOMAN'
we're pretty similar you and me

no i have no problem with god, im just asking questions,
but i forget, thats not allowed here,
shit, my bad son.

oh yeah, im so lusty and i want money so bad,
WHY DON'T I HAVE SEX WITH MONEY,
KILLS TO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE
thanks for the inspiration, you're a babe

do you know what doesn't make sense,
the twisted views on other races that have been demonstrated here
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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:28 AM

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Then you are from AU, the land of criminal brits.

Are you on drugs?
GOT EM' IN ONE TIGER,
although i do come for the only state where criminals weren't kept
(the more you know)

sorry, im not on drugs,
are you?
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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:33 AM

Goodness gracious, these little children come on to OUR website and spew such hate and filth. And they are proud of being illiterate.

Brother W-O, I understand this harlot wants to do nothing more than prance about with her ankles behind her ears and that is a shame, but the part that confuses me is why she wants to be a jap?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:37 AM

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Goodness gracious, these little children come on to OUR website and spew such hate and filth. And they are proud of being illiterate.

Brother W-O, I understand this harlot wants to do nothing more than prance about with her ankles behind her ears and that is a shame, but the part that confuses me is why she wants to be a jap?
HEY, NO ONE SAID WE WANTED TO BE JAPANESE, WE JUST RESPECT THEM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WORD IS? RESPECT? OH, I AM SORRY IF THAT DOESN'T RING ANY BELLS... :/
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Smile Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:50 AM

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HEY, NO ONE SAID WE WANTED TO BE JAPANESE, WE JUST RESPECT THEM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WORD IS? RESPECT? OH, I AM SORRY IF THAT DOESN'T RING ANY BELLS... :/
First, typing all in capitals is the sign of a juvenile or damaged brain. Based on the content of your rants, I assume it is the latter.
You are emulating the japs. You want to dresss like them. Which I find funny as the japs so desperately want to be 'western', to the point of cosmetic surgery on their slanty eyes.
You would not know what respect is even if Aretha spelled it out for you.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Smile Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:53 AM

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GOT EM' IN ONE TIGER,
although i do come for the only state where criminals weren't kept
(the more you know)

sorry, im not on drugs,
are you?
Dear me, you got banned. Such a shame though it is not a surprise. It is people like you that end up dead in their teens, having led a life of debauchery and sin. Much like a childs doll, one day your head will be removed, your clothes torn, all tossed into a dumpster with other medical waste.

Bye now

P.S. - Creating new accounts is pointless though funny.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 11:58 AM

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First, typing all in capitals is the sign of a juvenile or damaged brain. Based on the content of your rants, I assume it is the latter.
You are emulating the japs. You want to dresss like them. Which I find funny as the japs so desperately want to be 'western', to the point of cosmetic surgery on their slanty eyes.
You would not know what respect is even if Aretha spelled it out for you.
What happened to love thy neighbour? God would be disappointed in you.

Oh, and fyi, it's not hard to know what respect is. You are just too stupid to see it.
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What happened to love thy neighbour? God would be disappointed in you.
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Oh, and fyi, it's not hard to know what respect is. You are just too stupid to see it.
Oh, and fyi; One more post like that and you're out of here. We do not suffer fools gladly.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Smile Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 12:07 PM

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What happened to love thy neighbour? God would be disappointed in you.
Tell me, wise L'Enfant, how am I not loving my neighbor? Am I not speaking to you? Have I said or done anything that is hurtful or spiteful (like you have)? You are "unsaved trash", after all.

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Oh, and fyi, it's not hard to know what respect is. You are just too stupid to see it.
Little one, you have no idea of my intelligence, education and background. You are making absurd baby comments. You have certainly shown no respect to your elders or others. Your utter failure at being able to discuss issues, instead resorting to schoolyard verbal vomiting is ridiculous.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 12:08 PM

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My neighbors are Christians. I love them all, intensely.



Oh, and fyi; One more post like that and you're out of here. We do not suffer fools gladly.
Yes, we suffer them diligently. Because that's what God wants us to do. We diligently try to save your soul. It's your choice. Hell or Heaven.

Also seems lately we've been suffering fools in abundance too!


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 12:16 PM

I have lost all respect for this religion. I thought there was hope. Whatever, bye guys. >_>
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I have lost all respect for this religion. I thought there was hope. Whatever, bye guys. >_>
Don't the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Smile Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 12:18 PM

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I have lost all respect for this religion. I thought there was hope. Whatever, bye guys. >_>
You certainly throw around the "respect" word when it is obvious you have no idea what it means. You insult and abuse us, we take it with a smile and when your are done throwing crap at up, you leave without cleaning up after yourself. W are so very deeply disappointed.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 03:32 PM

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Oh dear, now it's about gluttony as well.
Proverbs 23:21
For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
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BTW, EVER HEARD OF GLUTTON FREE CAKE? YOU DON'T THINK MUCH, DO YOU.
This post is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Congratulations!


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This post is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Congratulations!
I agree!

The entire diatribe today contained so many ignorant absurdities. Comedy writers could not make this crap up. Just when I thought I read the stupidest comment ever, they pitched another zinger.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Lolitas, Japanese Lolitas, picture warning!!! - 12-23-2009, 04:25 PM

What else could we expect from "iworshipcake". Please!

We all know it's about the pie.

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We all know it's about the pie.
Shout GLORY!


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