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Default Greetings - 07-17-2009, 09:48 PM
Just stopping by to say hello. A little about myself:

I do not believe in your imaginary friends, "god" and "jesus."

I have pre-marital unprotected sex.

I do not forgive.

I hate anyone who cant deal with the concept of death, so they make up grand lies about an afterlife.

I hate anyone who trys to force their flawed beliefs upon me.

I will NOT go to hell when I die, I will go to the same place as the rest of you, which is non-existence.

I will live my life by my own moral code, and will be happy doing so. It's what you all should do, instead of worrying about what your genuine imaginary "god" wants you to do.

I like the honda/acura NSX. It is a good car made by a good company. But you instead claim that its a pedophiles car, and that we should all buy American cars. But of course thats not you talking, thats your imaginary "god" talking for you. you have no intelligence of your own, and simply repeat verses out of a real book.

I use words like piffle, *censored*, cooter, Bitch, *censored*, and Slut. they are just random letters combined to express a feeling or describe something. only the feeble-minded get upset over some letters.

I worship myself, and fine looking ladies.

I love funbags.

Anyways, i guess that covers the basics about me. See you guys later. Remember, jesus saves, but i withdraw!
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 09:49 PM
Enjoy Hell...
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 09:51 PM
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Enjoy Hell...
in fact i wont. i wont be there. no one will. it only exist in your weak minds.



but of course if their is a "hell", ill be seeing all of you their as well.



cheers!
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 09:55 PM
So what is the point of you being here? Being an NSX fan, you are probably looking for an underage boy or girl to solicit and you will not find it here.

You should stop being so arrogant with thinking you know everything about life and give yourself to Jesus! The Good Book tells us that the fool trusts his own heart.


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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 10:04 PM
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So what is the point of you being here? Being an NSX fan, you are probably looking for an underage boy or girl to solicit and you will not find it here.

You should stop being so arrogant with thinking you know everything about life and give yourself to Jesus! The Good Book tells us that the fool trusts his own heart.
right because everyone that drives an NSX is automatically a pedophile. way to go rev. good job following that book you have. you should ask your imaginary friend for forgiveness.
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 10:58 PM
What is like to have so much hate in your life, friend? Tell us happened in your life to generate such a burning anger?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:05 PM
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but of course if their is a "hell", ill be seeing all of you their as well.



cheers!
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:10 PM
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What is like to have so much hate in your life, friend? Tell us happened in your life to generate such a burning anger?
Well friend, christians that think its there job to push there beliefs onto me. im happy the way i am, and if i was left alone about it, i might be less spiteful to the general christian community.
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:17 PM
I have no desire to push anything on you. Actually, most of us don't. What happens though is a sort of 'tough love' if you will. A lot of the True Christians™ have to be right in your face sometimes to get a point across and to weed out the trolls and evil people here on the internet. As you can imagine, we get a lot of rabble rouser's.
Mostly, we are just a bunch of people that like to live a peaceful 'live and let live' sort of existence. We help each other out, get together for parties all the time and so forth. We do love to go to church and pray to God too.
So feel free to open up, we are non-judgmental and easy going. Welcome!

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:20 PM
I am taking this forum to court!!!!!!!!!! I had enough!!!! I will have my lawyer up on this. I have pages and pages of evidence of the way new people get treated here. It's like child molestation basically.

Is this the way you talk to all the people on here?

who is in charge of this cult?
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:22 PM
The lord is more powerfull than your lawyer.
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:23 PM
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I have no desire to push anything on you. Actually, most of us don't. What happens though is a sort of 'tough love' if you will. A lot of the True Christians™ have to be right in your face sometimes to get a point across and to weed out the trolls and evil people here on the internet. As you can imagine, we get a lot of rabble rouser's.
Mostly, we are just a bunch of people that like to live a peaceful 'live and let live' sort of existence. We help each other out, get together for parties all the time and so forth. We do love to go to church and pray to God too.
So feel free to open up, we are non-judgmental and easy going. Welcome!
Well at least there are some decent christians out there then. most of the ones i come into contact with, will try to convert me in some form or fashion. like i said, im happy the way i am, and that is whats most important to me. if only more people used the "live and let live" approach.
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:27 PM
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Well friend, christians that think its there job to push there beliefs onto me. im happy the way i am, and if i was left alone about it, i might be less spiteful to the general christian community.

i am not a satanists. i am merely myself. stop judging others.
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Well at least there are some decent christians out there then. most of the ones i come into contact with, will try to convert me in some form or fashion. like i said, im happy the way i am, and that is whats most important to me. if only more people used the "live and let live" approach.
Yea, you sound real happy.

Personally, I cannot wait to watch you burn in hell, hatemonger.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:29 PM
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Yea, you sound real happy.

Personally, I cannot wait to watch you burn in hell, hatemonger.
really? thats very hateful of you. and the only way you can watch, is to be there with me. is that what you are implying?
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I am taking this forum to court!!!!!!!!!! I had enough!!!! I will have my lawyer up on this. I have pages and pages of evidence of the way new people get treated here. It's like child molestation basically.

Is this the way you talk to all the people on here?

who is in charge of this cult?
Time for you come down off that 'high on horse' of yours. Take a read of the post I just left you on your welcome thread. There is no need for you to spew your hate on another thread.

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Well at least there are some decent christians out there then. most of the ones i come into contact with, will try to convert me in some form or fashion. like i said, im happy the way i am, and that is whats most important to me. if only more people used the "live and let live" approach.
You are welcome, friend!

Why did you choose the screename you did?

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no, i could see jesus driving a 68 Camaro SS, or maybe a GTO Judge.
You have that right, have to be a convertible with a small block, twin Holleys and side pipes.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:36 PM
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Time for you come down off that 'high on horse' of yours. Take a read of the post I just left you on your welcome thread. There is no need for you to spew your hate on another thread.


You are welcome, friend!

Why did you choose the screename you did?



You have that right, have to be a convertible with a small block, twin Holleys and side pipes.
Haggard is a comedy movie, that i doubt anyone on here has seen, because of its adult theme and humor. my screen name is in no relation to Merle Haggard.

and of course convertible.
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:36 PM
I guarantee that more than 90 percent of people on this forum will burn in hell. Look at yourselves. You're pathetic.
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Smile Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:50 PM
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Haggard is a comedy movie, that i doubt anyone on here has seen, because of its adult theme and humor. my screen name is in no relation to Merle Haggard.

and of course convertible.
Oh, I thought maybe you meant you felt 'haggard'. I think I have heard of the movie but did not want it, but then again, I am getting up in years so who knows. And I know I would not of seen it if it were and adult movie. If it cannot be on a Saturday matinée, then we do not see it.

Well, I hope you have a good time here, feel free to 'mix it up' but be forewarned, some here are pretty opinionated and are leery of strangers (aka noobs). Keep your nose clean, mind your P's and Q's.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Smile Re: Greetings - 07-17-2009, 11:53 PM
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I guarantee that more than 90 percent of people on this forum will burn in hell. Look at yourselves. You're pathetic.
Papist Dan, I'll take a peice of that action, double or nothing. Only rule is that 90% will only apply to people with more than 100 posts.

I assure you, more than 99.99% those with less than 100 posts are going to Hell. I strongly susect, you will be in those statistics too.

Write the check before you go and leave on the table. Thanks!

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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