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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 12:03 AM
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That is correct. God created humans. But I think Satan invented orgasms to lure women into sin.

Still not satisfying to me. Because orgasms occur naturally BECAUSE of sex (whether you want to orgasm or not), and assuming that through Intelligent Design God created the sexual act and everything He creates is perfect, why would he make it possible for women to orgasm and then claim it is Evil?
Wouldn't it be by a flaw in His own design then?
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 12:03 AM
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Why would God create women to have orgasms if it was evil?
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Why did God create sex pleasurable for women if it evil for women to orgasm?

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Whether an orgasm is created by Satan or God, it does not matter. Personally, I believe they are caused by demonic possession. I can tell you that any True Christian™ woman does not have an orgasm. My wife lies there like a cold, paralyzed fish and lets me do my Godly duty with her.

So, even if God created orgasms, you are probably wondering why He created something so evil? The book of Isaiah tells us that God creates both good and evil...

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.


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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 12:08 AM
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Whether an orgasm is created by Satan or God, it does not matter. Personally, I believe they are caused by demonic possession. I can tell you that any True Christian™ woman does not have an orgasm. My wife lies there like a cold, paralyzed fish and lets me do my Godly duty with her.

So, even if God created orgasms, you are probably wondering why He created something so evil? The book of Isaiah tells us that God creates both good and evil...

Okay, let's completely ignore the whether orgasms were created by God or Satan.
Is it demonic posession when a man orgasms then?
If not, please explain why.
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 12:12 AM
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Okay, let's completely ignore the whether orgasms were created by God or Satan.
Is it demonic posession when a man orgasms then?
If not, please explain why.
This is not a debate forum young lady.

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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 12:16 AM
I'm not debating. I am recently saved and a Baptist at my Baptist church. I'm simply seeking Enlightenment which you are denying me.
These are true and honest questions.
I don't fully understand they mysterious ways in which God works yet.

So, if someone would be kind enough to answer my question, I would greatly appreciate it !

And God doesn't like foul language, you should pray for forgiveness.
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 12:20 AM
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I'm not debating. I am recently saved and a Baptist at my Baptist church. I'm simply seeking Enlightenment which you are denying me.
These are true and honest questions.
I don't fully understand they mysterious ways in which God works yet.

So, if someone would be kind enough to answer my question, I would greatly appreciate it !

And God doesn't like foul language, you should pray for forgiveness.
Better keep a civil tongue in your head little girl. Didn't your father teach you to always be respectful to men, especially pastors?

Now be a good little girl and go post your introduction as I have instructed you. The Bible says you have to obey my commands.

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Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 12:30 AM
I don't believe I was being uncivil. But you are entitled to your opinion and I respect that.

Anyway, I posted an introduction.
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Is it demonic posession when a man orgasms then?
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Male orgasm produces the seed needed to build little Christian soldiers. Female orgasm, by comparison, is superfluous to GODLY conception requirements.

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Male orgasm produces the seed needed to build little Christian soldiers. Female orgasm, by comparison, is superfluous to GODLY conception requirements.
That's not true, actually. It is proven that female orgasms help sperm travel through the uterus to the fallopian tubes to fertilize the egg, giving them the same biological purpose.

The merits of public school, you learn the facts of reproduction.
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The merits of public school, you learn the facts of reproduction.
Trust me, no Christian disputes that fact!

Also trust me that no True Christian father will send his child to a public school!

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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 01:16 AM
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It is proven that female orgasms help sperm travel through the uterus to the fallopian tubes to fertilize the egg, giving them the same biological purpose.
You just made that up. Women have been getting pregnant for millennia without having orgasms. There is no biological reason for a woman to have an orgasm.

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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 01:22 AM
It's not necessary, but it certainly contributes when it happens.

Use the google machine, it'll only support my claim.

Would you like some link to reliable sources?
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Why would God create women to have orgasms if it was evil?

I would love an explanation.

GOD didn't give women the ability to ogasm... Satan did.

That is what this thread is all about you filthy little whore. I bet your dad is real proud of you.



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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 01:24 AM
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That's not true, actually. It is proven that female orgasms help sperm travel through the uterus to the fallopian tubes to fertilize the egg, giving them the same biological purpose.
Any sperm that is assisted by female orgasm is, in my opinion, going to produce an army of simpering mummy's boys, all skinny legs and big scared eyes.

We want our children to be good, strong Christians; therefore it is better for sperm to make their own journey -- without the typically nagging interference of female orgasm.

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That's not true, actually. It is proven that female orgasms help sperm travel through the uterus to the fallopian tubes to fertilize the egg, giving them the same biological purpose.

The merits of public school, you learn the facts of reproduction.

Young lady I did not realize there were any merits to a public school education. Your public schools are controlled by leftist that choose to destroy God's word. Public schools create femnazis, homers, and other undesirable demons. I see we may have another case of a "school" corrupting another young lady with their so called "science". Judging by you tone with the men of Landover, I suggest you learn this passage really well.

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He's probably there when the orgasms happen, too!

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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-30-2010, 02:23 AM
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We are following the Holy Bible to the letter. How can that be the opposite of Jesus teachings?

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You can't make such a claim without having read the KJV 1611 Bible.

You will go to Hell with such an attitude. Please reconsider, friend.

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