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Default Tallywacker Tattoos - God will not be taunted - 01-19-2012, 06:12 PM

This sort of behaviour is to be expected from foul heathens but even so it causes me to break into a cold sweat just thinking about it.

First of all, let's look at the message. “Borow be salaamat” (good luck with your journeys). Now where would you choose to display this message about your person? It seems to be a cheery kind of greeting; you'd think you would put it on, say, a T shirt or a badge or a bumper sticker. There's a clue in the fact it's in Arabic, though. Yes, we're talking Muslims here. But it would seem that the rug-butting fools have another favoured place to write this greeting. On their tallywackers!

Yes! You read that correctly, my friends, hence why this thread is in the Men Only section. Muslims adorn their tallywackers with cheery greetings. It's anyone's guess why they would choose to do so. I mean who is going to read it? Their wives have no reason to be looking down there when doing their duty in bearing sons (abominable though the idea is of Muslims breeding) so all I can suggest is that they do it to show off to other men.

Yes, despite supposedly hating the very idea of being turd burglars circles of Muslim men proudly brandishing their emblazoned members is the only explanation. Perhaps they share a fevered and rushed glance at each other while peeing at a latrine. All this sounds like closet homer behaviour to me!

But we are not done yet. They commit the sin of the Tattoo. I'm sure all good True Christian men are cringing at the very thought but for the benefit of the unsaved men who might be reading:
Leviticus 19:28 You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
Yes, friends, the crazy moon-worshippers are getting some burly tattoo artist to mark their tallywackers with their needles of sin.

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A 21-year-old Iranian man has a permanent semi-erection after having “borow be salaamat” (good luck with your journeys) and the letter “M” (his girlfriend’s initial) tattooed on his penis.
The man, whose name is unknown, was diagnosed with nonischemic priapism — a condition resulting from the inability of blood to exit the penis. His case was detailed in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
“In our case, most probably, the handheld needle penetrated the penis too deep, creating an arteriovenous fistula,” wrote the study authors from Kermanshah University of Medical Sciences in Kermanshah, Iran. A fistula is a connection between two organs or vessels — in this case an artery and a vein — that normally don’t connect.


Would YOU let some maniac like this near your old fella?



Here is a secular pervert having the same thing done to him. Does this in any way look wrong to manly Landover men?

So what is God doing about this perversion? Well there is good news on the horizon. Praise and Glory! God has smitten this idiot with a priapism. Yes, this fool is cursed with forever wandering around with his penis tattoo at a jaunty angle and looking a bit too pleased to see his fellow flourishers.

Sooner or later one of them is bound to find his gay advances a bit too overt and report him to the Taliban for execution.

Even secular doctors say having your penis tattooed is a bad idea. Who knew! Clearly not the Muslims...

Once again God has the last laugh when it comes to perverts and heathens! GLORY! :yahoo;



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Default Re: Tallywacker Tattoos - God will not be taunted - 01-19-2012, 09:21 PM

Its stories like this that gives one pause to contemplate the beauty and simplicity of the Bible (KJV1611), Brother Redeemed Papist. In our prayers we can all give thanks that Jesus didn't say "and, lo, ye shall be stricken with arteriovenous fistula nonischemic priapism".

Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Tallywacker Tattoos - God will not be taunted - 01-19-2012, 09:36 PM

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Its stories like this that gives one pause to contemplate the beauty and simplicity of the Bible (KJV1611), Brother Redeemed Papist. In our prayers we can all give thanks that Jesus didn't say "and, lo, ye shall be stricken with arteriovenous fistula nonischemic priapism".

Praise Jesus!
Jesus was a man of simple words. A child could understand Him. These doctors are in love with sounding clever while avoiding the issue that God is clearly angry with this Islamic pervert.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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