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Decent heterosexual 179 94.71%
Self-loathing, God-hating heterosexual rebelling against Jesus 10 5.29%
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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-21-2008, 04:47 PM

All of your effort and praise is greatly appreciated, pastor.

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Oh and just so you know I am married and my husband knows I am bisexual and has no problem with it.
He is a catholic and goes to chapel.
Where does he get household help? Eunuchs r us?


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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-21-2008, 05:14 PM

no1 should use the world FOOL!!!
and if you where " Christains" you would know that n delete this post!!
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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-21-2008, 05:16 PM

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no1 should use the world FOOL!!!
and if you where " Christains" you would know that n delete this post!!
Can anybody understand this?


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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-21-2008, 05:17 PM

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Can anybody understand this?
She's obviously on Drugs.



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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-21-2008, 05:18 PM

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no1 should use the world FOOL!!!
and if you where " Christains" you would know that n delete this post!!
Did you get into the chemicals under the sink cabinet?


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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-21-2008, 05:44 PM

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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-21-2008, 08:21 PM

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What is a "cry-stain"? Are you some sort of emo, Krunchy?

I do agree that it would be a good idea for the Pastors to delete all of your posts, so I guess we have SOMETHING in common.


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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-25-2008, 03:59 PM

I would think a "cry-stain" is a stain when you cry thought that was obvious?!
And no I am not an emo and even if I were it has NOTHING to do with you!!

Oh and the name is Krusty not Krunchy!!
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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-25-2008, 04:10 PM

I remember the day when *I* chose to be a hetero--next to being saved that was one of the most momentous days of my life. I thank the Lord every day Pastor Ezekiel for showing me the difference and helping me to commit to straightness, and he made it the easiest choice I've ever had to make


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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-25-2008, 05:00 PM

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I would think a "cry-stain" is a stain when you cry thought that was obvious?!
Well, Krusteaz, we are not "cry-stains". We are Christians.
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And no I am not an emo and even if I were it has NOTHING to do with you!!
It has everything to do with us. Emos are God-mocking trash, bound for Hell. Our role with this web site is to reach out to people like you, and help you come to Jesus!
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I don't understand. First, you say your name is "Krusty, not Krunchy", and then say that you're being sarcastic. Does that mean your name actually IS Krunchy? Or does it mean you have no idea what sarcasm is?

To be safe, I'm going to call you Krusteaz from now on. Or maybe Krustacean.


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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 08-25-2008, 05:26 PM

No the role of this website is to show how small minded and nasty you all are!
And as Ive already said I am not an emo although it does sound fun!
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No the role of this website is to show how small minded and nasty you all are!
And as Ive already said I am not an emo although it does sound fun!
All right, dear, you go ahead. Just remember, it's down the street, not across the tracks.


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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 09-09-2008, 09:36 AM

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Are you a decent heterosexual, or are you so mired in sin and hatred for God that you're a heterosexual who has chosen to rebel against nature?

I am bisexual. Thats right. I'm attracted to both men and women, and it's good. I can't answer your poll because none of the options make sense. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with god. Therefore I will not answer your ridiculous poll.
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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 09-09-2008, 10:01 AM

Ok, so you are all meant to be christians? Why can't you just live and let live. As Christians shouldn't you love your fellow neighbough. And that means learning to love them for who they are. Now I am heterosexual so you small minded idiots can't start on me for being a "sinner" but i think you should realise that people who are homosexual/bi are simply doing what they believe is right! Maybe if you people got out of your small little towns and actually met people who aren't heterosexual you'd see that most of them are good, honest, hard-working people. Would you call a jew a sinner because he's of a different religion...ok maybe some of you would. but that's what he believes and who's to tell him that he is right or wrong. At the end of the day religion comes down to faith and there are no right or wrong answers. So get off your high horse and stop slatting others.
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Ok, so you are all meant to be christians? Why can't you just live and let live. As Christians shouldn't you love your fellow neighbough. And that means learning to love them for who they are. Now I am heterosexual so you small minded idiots can't start on me for being a "sinner" but i think you should realise that people who are homosexual/bi are simply doing what they believe is right! Maybe if you people got out of your small little towns and actually met people who aren't heterosexual you'd see that most of them are good, honest, hard-working people. Would you call a jew a sinner because he's of a different religion...ok maybe some of you would. but that's what he believes and who's to tell him that he is right or wrong. At the end of the day religion comes down to faith and there are no right or wrong answers. So get off your high horse and stop slatting others.
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Ok, so you are all meant to be christians? Why can't you just live and let live. As Christians shouldn't you love your fellow neighbough. And that means learning to love them for who they are. Now I am heterosexual so you small minded idiots can't start on me for being a "sinner" but i think you should realise that people who are homosexual/bi are simply doing what they believe is right! Maybe if you people got out of your small little towns and actually met people who aren't heterosexual you'd see that most of them are good, honest, hard-working people. Would you call a jew a sinner because he's of a different religion...ok maybe some of you would. but that's what he believes and who's to tell him that he is right or wrong. At the end of the day religion comes down to faith and there are no right or wrong answers. So get off your high horse and stop slatting others.
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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 09-09-2008, 10:36 AM

i think you should realise that people who are homosexual/bi are simply doing what they believe is right!


I have never met a queer who was not fully aware that anal intimacy is sinful and unnatural. Most of them are so ashamed of their perversion that they find it difficult to even tell their parents.

Your comment, Miss DD, is ludicrous! Go into any gayborhood and find me a fag (top or bottom--makes no difference) who truly believes that fudge packing is "right". Deep down, they all know that their behavior is abominable. That is why so many ultimately decide to off themselves.


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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 09-09-2008, 10:37 AM

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YOU do the exact same thing. You persecute people for being different to you.

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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 09-09-2008, 10:40 AM

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Stop acting all 'holier-that-thou' it doesn't work, you just look like complete wastes of space.
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Default Re: What is your sexual orientation? - 09-09-2008, 10:43 AM

Actually, i did come here to Find Jesus and this is what i found. A bunch of idiots. Think i'd have more luck finding Jesus talking to a brick wall rather than discuss Jesus with you lot.
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