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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 05-23-2020, 12:01 AM

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How do you determine who follows Christ?
Any church that ends their prayer in Jesus name amen is usually considered a Christian a follower of Christ.


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 05-23-2020, 02:04 AM

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Any church that ends their prayer in Jesus name amen is usually considered a Christian a follower of Christ.
What about Mormons?


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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 05-23-2020, 04:30 AM

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What about Mormons?
That is a good question, Brother Alvin, and it's a slippery slope: if we acknowledge Mormons to be Christians, despite them believing in a post-Jesus prophet and post-Bible scripture, then we would have to acknowledge Muslims as Christians as well - they too accept the Bible as the Word of God, but also believe in another post-Jesus prophet who produced post-Bible scripture.

Slippery slope indeed.
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Scared Re: New forum member introduction - 05-23-2020, 05:36 PM

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What about Mormons?
What about dying sinners? People that want God to help them/get them out of a mess of their own doing, let them pitch a perfect game and so on. All these false Christians.

Only a True Believer™ who lives and dies by the KJV Holy Bible and Tithes to LBC can possibly be a True Christian™.Dedication and blindly following God no matter where He takes us. Unquestioning, unblinking, uindenying Him.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Jesus Re: New forum member introduction - 05-23-2020, 06:08 PM

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Any church that ends their prayer in Jesus name amen is usually considered a Christian a follower of Christ.
Oh, so it's just as simple as that; is it, Mr. Puriel? Then, that could apply to any number of churches, because most of them pretend to be "Christian". Well, maybe they are "Christian" -- in name, but not in reality. I could point to several examples, but I will leave two examples for your consideration: The Jehovah's Witness cult, and the Cathyolick "church". We must remember what the dear has to say about such deceitful people:

Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Matthew 7:21-23:
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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To anyone concerned about where this Issac Clevland (what a horrible name and spelling), I want to throw in my two cents as to where he probably is. Given the bugaboo name he has and the fact he can’t even spell Christan, he never actually read The Bible, much less The KJV Bible. Therefore he probably never knew how to abstain from sin and is a godless heathen who will someday burn in hell. You know where those types of people end up after not being seen for a few days? Federal prison. I suspect the possible Nigra to be in jail due to breaking the law. No doubt trying to smoke marijuana and throwing dice in an alley like they usually do. I’m not being racist by saying this. It’s just a revelation I had after studying over Revelations 2:10 (funny how I get revelations from reading Revelations). Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life. I will pray that his time in prison will give him time to think about the horrible life he has and that he can somehow be saved, even if it’s highly unlikely.
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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 05-24-2020, 05:43 PM

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Revelations 2:10 (funny how I get revelations from reading Revelations).
Revelation. No "s." Pot, meet kettle?
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Revelation. No "s." Pot, meet kettle?
I couldn't help but notice that Mr. Rutherford also failed to spell "Christian" correctly. It seems quite hypocritical that he did the same thing that he was chastising someone else for. Matthew 24:51
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I couldn't help but notice that Mr. Rutherford also failed to spell "Christian" correctly. It seems quite hypocritical that he did the same thing that he was chastising someone else for. Matthew 24:51
Perhaps consider Matthew 7:4-5 before criticizing others? You don't appear to have read the thread: Uncle Rutherford was merely referring to Issac Clev(e)land's mis-spelling of Christian.


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Revelation. No "s." Pot, meet kettle?
My apologies. I blame my ailment of my ancestors for not typing Revelation 2:10 correctly.
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Perhaps consider Matthew 7:4-5 before criticizing others? You don't appear to have read the thread: Uncle Rutherford was merely referring to Issac Clev(e)land's mis-spelling of Christian.
With all due respect, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, while Mr. Rutherford was referring to Mr. Clev(e)land's spelling of the word "Christian," he spelled it wrong himself. You can see that in the following section of his post. It should have read "The fact that he can't even spell Christian".


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With all due respect, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, while Mr. Rutherford was referring to Mr. Clev(e)land's spelling of the word "Christian," he spelled it wrong himself. You can see that in the following section of his post. It should have read "The fact that he can't even spell Christian".
With all "due" respect, I - together with my fellow True Christians™ - took that as a sign of wit, an indication that Uncle Rutherford was making a point.


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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 05-27-2020, 12:12 PM

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Any church that ends their prayer in Jesus name amen is usually considered a Christian a follower of Christ.
Perhaps you could check out the "amen" and "verily" words then see what would happen if heathens used those words? Buddhists. Zoroastrians. Bahá’ís or cannibals or zentards all may say "verily" we eat you. Even chop your head off "in Jesus name" but obviously deaths enabling a Christian world are to be carried out by Jesus – there's nothing for Christians to do there.

Did Martin Luther pray in the format you suggest? Did popes or copts or orthodoxes? And did they go to war?
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What about Mormons?
No they worship Mammon, and call it Mormon then to trick people the carry a bible they never read, just carry I've seen it. They know more about the book of Mormon than they do the bible.


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-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 08-24-2020, 07:41 PM

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What in White Jesus’s name is a Christan? Is it what followers and entourage groupies of the latest rapper call themselves? Issac Clevland you sound like the lowest form of typical uneducated nigra if you can’t even spell your own name right. I fear you may even be a mooselamb nigra. May White Jesus save your hellbound soul.




Brother Ruthford,



No,I am not a nigra. I was born in an time period where it was commonplace to use negro spelling names where i'm from. I absolutely despise rap music and the negros and Jews that produce it. My name may not sound white,but I assure you that I am 100 % Aryan. Sorry for the confusion-hope this clears things up.




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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 08-24-2020, 07:55 PM

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Brother Ruthford,
Mis-spelling your own name may be stupidity. Mis-spelling Brother Rutherford's is just plain offensive. Shame on you!

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My name may not sound white,but I assure you that I am 100 % Aryan. Sorry for the confusion-hope this clears things up.
It certainly does. An Aryan - from the Sanskrit आर्य - was an entirely imaginary inhabitant of Northern India or Iran. But I assume you are using it in the Nazi sense of the word?


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Mr. Cleveland, I don't care what your race is and neither does Jesus. All races have a place in His Heart. What He cares about is unconditional loyalty and obedience. So long as you love Him above all, and wish to join us in illuminating the Glory and Majesty that is His Holy Word, the Holy Bible King James Version, then you'll fit in just fine here.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Sinner Re: New forum member introduction - 08-24-2020, 08:21 PM

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Mr. Cleveland, I don't care what your race is and neither does Jesus. All races have a place in His Heart. What He cares about is unconditional loyalty and obedience. So long as you love Him above all, and wish to join us in illuminating the Glory and Majesty that is His Holy Word, the Holy Bible King James Version, then you'll fit in just fine here.
Beautiful words, Sister. Such a shame they need to be spoken over and over and over, like beating a dead horse. But until ever sinner is Saved© and every horse is dead, we will continue to beat his Word®.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 09-11-2020, 07:49 AM

Hello! I am also new on this forum.
I think you are a decent person and God bless you.
It will be very interesting to know your story and how you came to faith.
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Hello! I am also new on this forum.
I think you are a decent person and God bless you.
It will be very interesting to know your story and how you came to faith.
And, it will be very interesting to know your story and how you came to know , Miss Goddart. We are so pleased that you have found your way to our glorious corner of the interwebs, here at . And, to you, I extend a warm

Now, it appears that you have missed our requests at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum, so I shall include them here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to studying the blessed with you, Dear. May bless you as you fellowship with us here, at .




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