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My introduction. -
07-18-2019, 06:41 PM
Hi. I am here because I want to be saved.
I don't attend any churches yet. it wouldn't matter if I did anyway, because all other churches are false and damned already.
My favorite bible verse is Genesis 22:2. It soothes me to know that Abraham was willing to sacrifice his own son out of love for the LORD.
Here's how I came to know JESUS. I was a disgusting sinner. A wretch. Food for the flame. Until I'm saved I'll stay that way sadly.
I visited HORRIBLE, EVIL, SATANIC WEBSITES . Ones like REDDIT and YOUTUBE. I can't believe I did it, but the LORD used this to turn ashes into glory.
There was a video I watched once. A man read and mocked a post here exposing the evil of a game called Team Fortress 2. I thought the video was funny and then visited this site for laughs.
It changed me though.
Seeing this devotion to JESUS lead me right to him. I found you all, and want to repent from my wretched ways. I want join you all and be with the LORD.
So that's my story. I wish to enter into a relationship with the Lord now.
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07-18-2019, 07:35 PM
How many almost identical intro threads does one person need?
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07-18-2019, 07:37 PM
For a long time, I struggled on what to do to get saved. This is hopefully the post that's proper so I can get saved.
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Re: My introduction. -
07-18-2019, 07:56 PM
This is indeed a proper introduction, unlike your first.
Now to the point: which gun do you own?
Why do your posts not indicate your gender (I am fearing the worst here)?
Which rod material do you favor to discipline children?
What is your method to make sure your clothes are not mixed fabric?
How did you collaborate with building the Greater Wall ever?
How many pro-abortion clinics have you raided?
Did you serve in the Army? Navy? Air Force?
Why do you think NASA is really for?
Do you have any specific doubt regarding the Bible or do you think you have understood everything? If you have doubts or complete certainty, please share.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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07-18-2019, 08:15 PM
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This is indeed a proper introduction, unlike your first.
Now to the point: which gun do you own?
Why do your posts not indicate your gender (I am fearing the worst here)?
Which rod material do you favor to discipline children?
What is your method to make sure your clothes are not mixed fabric?
How did you collaborate with building the Greater Wall ever?
How many pro-abortion clinics have you raided?
Did you serve in the Army? Navy? Air Force?
Why do you think NASA is really for?
Do you have any specific doubt regarding the Bible or do you think you have understood everything? If you have doubts or complete certainty, please share.
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I own a double-barrel shotgun currently.
I am a straight male born with God-given male genitals.
While wood makes a fun paddling sound, I feel the most effective form of discipline for children is a highly heated, electrified iron rod.
I always burn a pinch of my clothes to see if they're mixed. If they burn, they're not. If they don't, they're are.
I voted for Trump in 2016.
I've raided two clinics. Soon I'll raid my third!
No, I haven't served in the military.
NASA is a SATANIC, WICKED ORGANIZATION meant to lie to us that Earth is round. Their true purpose is to deceive us and take us away from GOD.
I believe everything the bible teaches, I'm completely certain.
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Re: My introduction. -
07-18-2019, 09:28 PM
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I don't attend any churches yet. it wouldn't matter if I did anyway, because all other churches are false and damned already.
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Not true, there are a few churches that follow the Bible 100% besides Landover. For example, ever since the Westboro Baptist Church stopped violating 1 Timothy 2:12 by excommunicating Shirley Phelps-Roper, they have been a Bible-believing church.
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I visited HORRIBLE, EVIL, SATANIC WEBSITES . Ones like REDDIT and YOUTUBE.
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Son, I'm glad you're aware of the dangers of JewTube, but it can be used for Godly content as well:
Still, it may be better for those not secure in their faith to steer clear.
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I own a double-barrel shotgun currently.
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Mossberg? Remington? Winchester? Benelli? Browning? What are we talking here?
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I am a straight male born with God-given male genitals.
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I hope by "straight" you mean "married to a Christian woman and only have sex for procreation." The Lord abhors anything else (Matthew 5:28, 1 Corinthians 6:18). Don't think that just because you're not choosing to be a queer that you get a free pass on being a degenerate.
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NASA is a SATANIC, WICKED ORGANIZATION meant to lie to us that Earth is round. Their true purpose is to deceive us and take us away from GOD.
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Amen to that! Globes don't have corners, but the Earth does! Revelation 7:1 tells us so.
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I believe everything the bible teaches, I'm completely certain.
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You're on the right course. 2 Timothy 3:16-17 tells us to believe in the Bible 100% and James 2:10 tells us to follow it 100%. There is no other option that doesn't lead to HELL!!!
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Re: My introduction. -
07-18-2019, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Biblewarrior2003
Hi. I am here because I want to be saved.
I don't attend any churches yet. it wouldn't matter if I did anyway, because all other churches are false and damned already.
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Hello, Mr. Warrior, and to at .
Your introductory messages are interesting, and I hope that you do realize you are under investigation, which is a very good measure by our Pastors.
May I ask: how often do you read the ? Do you believe everything, from cover to cover, or do you pick and choose the pretty parts and leave out the very important parts that deal with how you deserve to burn in for all of eternity?
Are you prepared to commit to a life of service unto the , being available whenever He calls upon you? Or are you one of these "Sunday Christian" types who think it's fine and dandy just to watch a bit of Ernest Angley on TV and then do whatever your heart desires for the rest of the week?
You will find that we believers do not cherry-pick the . What Almighty has left for us within its blessed pages is Holy Word.
II Timothy 3:16 " All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".
I do hope that we can see some evidence of a sincere desire to trust wholly in the Blessed of the Lamb, and to be of service unto now and evermore.
James 1:22-27:
22 But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves.
23 For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass:
24 For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
25 But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.
26 If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is vain.
27 Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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07-18-2019, 10:12 PM
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Not true, there are a few churches that follow the Bible 100% besides Landover. For example, ever since the Westboro Baptist Church stopped violating 1 Timothy 2:12 by excommunicating Shirley Phelps-Roper, they have been a Bible-believing church.
Son, I'm glad you're aware of the dangers of JewTube, but it can be used for Godly content as well:
Still, it may be better for those not secure in their faith to steer clear.
Mossberg? Remington? Winchester? Benelli? Browning? What are we talking here?
I hope by "straight" you mean "married to a Christian woman and only have sex for procreation." The Lord abhors anything else (Matthew 5:28, 1 Corinthians 6:18). Don't think that just because you're not choosing to be a queer that you get a free pass on being a degenerate.
Amen to that! Globes don't have corners, but the Earth does! Revelation 7:1 tells us so.
You're on the right course. 2 Timothy 3:16-17 tells us to believe in the Bible 100% and James 2:10 tells us to follow it 100%. There is no other option that doesn't lead to HELL!!!
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Pardon me on saying Westboro wasn't following the bible there. I forgot they existed. Yes, that church is SUPER GODLY.
As for guns I have a sawed-off 1889 Remington. Great for keeping the muslims away .
Yes. I am a straight man that uses my abilities STRICTLY for procreation.
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07-18-2019, 10:18 PM
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Pardon me on saying Westboro wasn't following the bible there. I forgot they existed. Yes, that church is SUPER GODLY.
As for guns I have a sawed-off 1889 Remington. Great for keeping the muslims away .
Yes. I am a straight man that uses my abilities STRICTLY for procreation.
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MARRIED* procreation by the way. Pardon.
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07-18-2019, 10:24 PM
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Hello, Mr. Warrior, and to at .
Your introductory messages are interesting, and I hope that you do realize you are under investigation, which is a very good measure by our Pastors.
May I ask: how often do you read the ? Do you believe everything, from cover to cover, or do you pick and choose the pretty parts and leave out the very important parts that deal with how you deserve to burn in for all of eternity?
Are you prepared to commit to a life of service unto the , being available whenever He calls upon you? Or are you one of these "Sunday Christian" types who think it's fine and dandy just to watch a bit of Ernest Angley on TV and then do whatever your heart desires for the rest of the week?
You will find that we believers do not cherry-pick the . What Almighty has left for us within its blessed pages is Holy Word.
II Timothy 3:16 " All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".
I do hope that we can see some evidence of a sincere desire to trust wholly in the Blessed of the Lamb, and to be of service unto now and evermore.
James 1:22-27:
22 But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves.
23 For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass:
24 For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
25 But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.
26 If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is vain.
27 Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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At this point, I read ten chapters of the Bible each and every day. Afterwards I either work or do nothing.
I believe 100% of what's in the bible. It is to be taken completely literally at all times.
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07-18-2019, 10:30 PM
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Pardon me on saying Westboro wasn't following the bible there. I forgot they existed. Yes, that church is SUPER GODLY.
As for guns I have a sawed-off 1889 Remington. Great for keeping the muslims away .
Yes. I am a straight man that uses my abilities STRICTLY for procreation.
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Westboro still has a lot to explain, their liberal views in some aspects of life are really really non-godly. Brother Dennis set you a trap. But you did well, not contradicting a True Christian.
I see a path for you. It is a narrow path, and the gate is strait. But keep on, keep on.
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07-18-2019, 10:48 PM
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At this point, I read ten chapters of the Bible each and every day. Afterwards I either work or do nothing.
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Oh really, Mr. Warrior? You read ten chapters of the Bible each and every day? Well, I think that's very interesting. I'd like to leave you with a very special verse from a Book within the that you may over overlooked, or possibly have ignored. Please pay very close attention:
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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07-18-2019, 10:52 PM
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Oh really, Mr. Warrior? You read ten chapters of the Bible each and every day? Well, I think that's very interesting. I'd like to leave you with a very special verse from a Book within the that you may over overlooked, or possibly have ignored. Please pay very close attention:
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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I'm confused... I read ten chapters of the Bible everyday, how am I lying? I wish to know so I can improve my relationship with the LORD.
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07-18-2019, 11:23 PM
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I'm confused... I read ten chapters of the Bible everyday, how am I lying? I wish to know so I can improve my relationship with the LORD.
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Dear Mr. Warrior: My gracious -- how long does it take for you to read ten chapters of the ? If you are a newcomer, don't you find ten chapters to be a bit confusing to understand? I am sure that you will make a great impression with our Godly Pastors here, and I do hope that your investigation will soon conclude!
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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07-18-2019, 11:26 PM
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Dear Mr. Warrior: My gracious -- how long does it take for you to read ten chapters of the ? If you are a newcomer, don't you find ten chapters to be a bit confusing to understand? I am sure that you will make a great impression with our Godly Pastors here, and I do hope that your investigation will soon conclude!
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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It depends on the length of each chapter. Sometimes it can go by within 10 minutes, and sometimes is takes 2 hours. Understanding chapters isn't very hard, since they're meant to be taken literally.
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07-18-2019, 11:31 PM
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It depends on the length of each chapter. Sometimes it can go by within 10 minutes, and sometimes is takes 2 hours. Understanding chapters isn't very hard, since they're meant to be taken literally.
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My, that is most interesting, dear Mister Warrior. Do you use any type of speed-reading techniques to assist you in your endeavors? Not that I'm trying to find fault or anything like that, but from your lengthy readings, can you please tell me when should speak through your ass?
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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07-18-2019, 11:39 PM
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My favorite bible verse is Genesis 22:2. It soothes me to know that Abraham was willing to sacrifice his own son out of love for the LORD.
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Good choice. Not many people know that this is not the only human sacrifice for the Lord described in the Bible. The other one is the story of Jephtah's daughter (Judges 11:30-40) and that human sacrifice has been carried out, unlike the one of Isaac. This story is often forgotten, swiped under the rug by false Christians who seem to think this story makes God "look bad."
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I always burn a pinch of my clothes to see if they're mixed. If they burn, they're not. If they don't, they're are.
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What do you do with mixed fabrics where both of the fabrics mixed are flammable and therefore pass the burn test?
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I believe 100% of what's in the bible. It is to be taken completely literally at all times.
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That's nice. Please try to remember to capitalize "Bible," as it is a title of a book and American English grammar rules require capitalizing titles of books.
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07-18-2019, 11:40 PM
Sister Isabella, when the Holy Spirit wants you to be saved, then it performs miracles. I did 6 years of Bible Studies in under 6 months. Why? Well, first because I had nothing else to do while waiting for materials and workers for the wall. But second, I used this forum's Brother V posts to rapidly assimilate the Bible. He among others has written a perfect abstract, not meant to replace the Bible but to further help the racially retarded like me to become a True Christian.That could be the case here.
YIC,
Brother G.
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07-18-2019, 11:43 PM
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Sister Isabella, when the Holy Spirit wants you to be saved, then it performs miracles. I did 6 years of Bible Studies in under 6 months. Why? Well, first because I had nothing else to do while waiting for materials and workers for the wall. But second, I used this forum's Brother V posts to rapidly assimilate the Bible. He among others has written a perfect abstract, not meant to replace the Bible but to further help the racially retarded like me to become a True Christian.That could be the case here.
YIC,
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Sorry, I did not mean to sound racist here. It is "racially impaired" not "racially retarded".
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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07-19-2019, 01:01 AM
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My, that is most interesting, dear Mister Warrior. Do you use any type of speed-reading techniques to assist you in your endeavors? Not that I'm trying to find fault or anything like that, but from your lengthy readings, can you please tell me when should speak through your ass?
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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The Lord may speak out of me anywhere he wishes. Whether is by my backside or my mouth. He's always welcome to speak anywhere on me he wants to.
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