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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 01:06 AM

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Good choice. Not many people know that this is not the only human sacrifice for the Lord described in the Bible. The other one is the story of Jephtah's daughter (Judges 11:30-40) and that human sacrifice has been carried out, unlike the one of Isaac. This story is often forgotten, swiped under the rug by false Christians who seem to think this story makes God "look bad."

What do you do with mixed fabrics where both of the fabrics mixed are flammable and therefore pass the burn test?

That's nice. Please try to remember to capitalize "Bible," as it is a title of a book and American English grammar rules require capitalizing titles of books.

I take all my clothes to a local shop to be tested before testing them myself. The shop is run by a good, Godly man who says he's willing to join Landover too.


My humblest apologies! The Bible is the only true and Holy Book, and deserves the utmost respect! I'll do my best to avoid doing this again!
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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 01:15 AM

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The Lord may speak out of me anywhere he wishes. Whether is by my backside or my mouth. He's always welcome to speak anywhere on me he wants to.
Well, thank you very much for your response, Mr. Warrior. That was very interesting, and most informative.

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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 01:45 AM

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Well, thank you very much for your response, Mr. Warrior. That was very interesting, and most informative.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

My pleasure. I hope to be saved once permitted. I don't mean to rush anything, but could I perhaps be saved now? What must I do before I can post anywhere on this forum and be better than unsaved trash?
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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 02:02 AM

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My pleasure. I hope to be saved once permitted. I don't mean to rush anything, but could I perhaps be saved now? What must I do before I can post anywhere on this forum and be better than unsaved trash?
Dear Mr. Warrior: You can be saved at any time, just by calling on the Name of the . It is not up to us. It is up to you to:

1) confess your sins, asking for forgiveness, to the ;

2) repent from those sins (forsaking them) and be "born again";

3) serve the with all of your heart, being faithful to evermore.

Perhaps one of our Godly Pastors will assist you in the steps that you need to take to ensure that you are washed in the of the Lamb to blot out your horrible sins that have caused so much grief to Almighty.

As for posting elsewhere on the site, much of that depends on the findings of the investigations that are being done. This may take a couple of days or so, so please be patient, and I'm sure that one of our Pastors will be in touch with you, and at that time, you can also ask other questions about how to escape the fires of that so surely deserve.

And, are you sure that you are reading the ? By that, we mean reading only the King James 1611 Version. We do not use any of those "pretty" versions that are watered-down. We believe in the real "meat and potatoes" of the Truth as written in the . If you've been using one of the other versions, kindly forsake it and read only the .

I do hope that this is of assistance to you.

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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 02:41 AM

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Dear Mr. Warrior: You can be saved at any time, just by calling on the Name of the . It is not up to us. It is up to you to:

1) confess your sins, asking for forgiveness, to the ;

2) repent from those sins (forsaking them) and be "born again";

3) serve the with all of your heart, being faithful to evermore.

Perhaps one of our Godly Pastors will assist you in the steps that you need to take to ensure that you are washed in the of the Lamb to blot out your horrible sins that have caused so much grief to Almighty.

As for posting elsewhere on the site, much of that depends on the findings of the investigations that are being done. This may take a couple of days or so, so please be patient, and I'm sure that one of our Pastors will be in touch with you, and at that time, you can also ask other questions about how to escape the fires of that so surely deserve.

And, are you sure that you are reading the ? By that, we mean reading only the King James 1611 Version. We do not use any of those "pretty" versions that are watered-down. We believe in the real "meat and potatoes" of the Truth as written in the . If you've been using one of the other versions, kindly forsake it and read only the .

I do hope that this is of assistance to you.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

Ok, thank you for the help.


As for the Bible, yes. I use a KJV 1611 version. No need to worry!
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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 01:19 PM

You can post wherever you want, you just cannot start new threads. This is to avoid filling the forums with new threads repeating topics already addressed.Please go ahead and find a thread you like to post, and engage in polite conversation with your superiors, the True Christians.
Do not overstep, please. You will be out of here in a second in that case.


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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 01:30 PM

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You can post wherever you want, you just cannot start new threads. This is to avoid filling the forums with new threads repeating topics already addressed.Please go ahead and find a thread you like to post, and engage in polite conversation with your superiors, the True Christians.
Do not overstep, please. You will be out of here in a second in that case.

Well, how may I gain permissions to start new threads?
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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 01:42 PM

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Well, how may I gain permissions to start new threads?
Our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background search on you. As soon as your dossier is completed, and assuming no red flags are found, you will be able to create new threads.


That, however, may take some time, so in the meantime, you are more than welcome to post in existing threads all over the forum.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 02:32 PM

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Our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background search on you. As soon as your dossier is completed, and assuming no red flags are found, you will be able to create new threads.


That, however, may take some time, so in the meantime, you are more than welcome to post in existing threads all over the forum.
Alright. Sounds great!
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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-19-2019, 09:19 PM

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Our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background search on you. As soon as your dossier is completed, and assuming no red flags are found, you will be able to create new threads.


That, however, may take some time, so in the meantime, you are more than welcome to post in existing threads all over the forum.

My investigation has been going on now for a year or two though. How can I get it to finish up?
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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-20-2019, 10:40 PM

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My investigation has been going on now for a year or two though. How can I get it to finish up?
There's nothing you can do about it. Which is why I recommended that you start posting in other threads, so we can all appreciate your deep knowledge of The Best Book Ever Written.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 07-21-2019, 05:28 AM

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My investigation has been going on now for a year or two………


But you only joined 11 months ago………
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My investigation has been going on now for a year or two though. How can I get it to finish up?
Now, now, Mr. Warrior, you mustn't despair. Good things come to those who wait, or something like that. Just think of the blessings that you will receive once your investigation has been concluded by our Godly Department of Faith!

Psalms 37:7-9:
7 Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for him: fret not thyself because of him who prospereth in his way, because of the man who bringeth wicked devices to pass.
8 Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil.
9 For evildoers shall be cut off: but those that wait upon the Lord, they shall inherit the earth.

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